Your Grandparents Are Totally Dominating Facebook Now

Welp. I guess there goes Mark Zuckerberg's evil plan to Logan's Run all of us Facebook users over the age of 35 and melt our internal organs down to use as fuel for his next phase of advertising algorithms. Turns out, the Olds are ever so quietly taking over America's most clickable social media platform.

Your Grandparents Are Totally Dominating Facebook Now

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