Sochi Mess Has Finally Gone Too Far: U.S. Athletes Deprived of Yogurt

Somewhere in Newark Liberty International Airport, vessel containing 5,000 Chobani yogurt containers idly sits in refrigeration, its future unknown. The yogurt, meant to nourish the athletes of the US Olympic Team in Sochi, had been blocked by the Russian government on the grounds that the US has not submitted the… » 2/06/14 2:30pm 2/06/14 2:30pm

Oh No, Ladies: Chobani Greek Yogurt Linked to 89 Reports of Illness

Since Jezebel is a site for ladies and things ladies like, and since yogurt is the number one thing ladies like/want/see/eat/do/rub all over ourselves/others, I suppose we should talk about how a bunch of Chobani Greek yogurt manufactured in Twin Falls, Idaho has made 89 people ill with nausea and cramps. DAMMIT… » 9/10/13 9:30pm 9/10/13 9:30pm

Meet the Foods That Are Trying to Murder You This Weekend

Food is good, except when it’s BAD, as in stabby-stab-stab in your pancreas and colon bad. Some foods have been masquerading as good, when in fact they are murderous psychopaths, determined to trick you to ingesting them so they can perforate your internal organs. The safe eater is the paranoid and over-informed… » 9/07/13 2:30pm 9/07/13 2:30pm

Greek Yogurt's Global Takeover Continues With New Starbucks Brand

It's Greek yogurt, see. It's Greeker than regular yogurt. Eat it. You love it. All other yogurt must kneel before Greek yogurt. Zeus is now intergalactic hegemon of yogurt. Oh, so you think Zeus is not real? Foolish mortal. He sprang into form 'pon Mount Olympus because yogurt willed it so. Greek yogurt. Now… » 7/24/13 11:00am 7/24/13 11:00am

Powerful Brogurt: Yogurt for Bros

Real talk, ladies. Don't you just hate it when you're talking to a super cute guy at the gym and you think you're getting your perfect flirt on, but then he pulls out a container of Greek yogurt and starts snacking on it like Greek yogurt is an okay thing for men to eat? It's like — warning bells — this dude probably… » 2/25/13 6:00pm 2/25/13 6:00pm

New Fancy Yogurt Cafe Makes Me Feel So Many Things

It was only a matter of time before our nation's irritating obsession with yogurt led to this: the new Chobani SoHo cafe, which has apparently quite successfully turned yogurt into a desirable designer product. "Pretty young things who like the white stuff have flocked there to gobble down fancifully topped, $4.25… » 9/26/12 4:00pm 9/26/12 4:00pm

Pinkberry Offers Us a Way to Eat Dessert for Breakfast

Eating ice cream for breakfast is every child's dream, and now, thanks to Pinkberry, it's about to become a reality for adults too. Well, kind of. Pinkberry is expanding its offerings to include breakfast, so it's not technically ice cream, but it's still pretty much dessert for breakfast. Only you can feel better… » 6/26/12 10:00am 6/26/12 10:00am

An Adorable Battle for Food Scrap Supremacy

Here's something you don't see every day: a dog and a parrot duking it out over nature's most precious treasure, an empty cup of yogurt. It's a surprisingly civil and cute fight, given how many feathers could be getting ruffled or how many puppy dog eyes could be getting pecked out. Spoiler alert: the pooch takes it… » 5/02/12 10:00am 5/02/12 10:00am

How Many Breakfasts Can One Person Be Expected to Eat?

Remember back in the good old days when breakfast was a proper meal eaten around a kitchen table adorned with a pitcher brimming with OJ and a vase full of fresh flowers? Sausage links glistened under the rays of sunlight that streamed in, and butter was smeared all over pancakes without fear of clogging one's… » 2/29/12 11:00am 2/29/12 11:00am