In case you missed it: this weekend, Young Lee, a cofounder of Pinkberry, was convicted of beating a homeless man in 2011. When even yogurt millionaires turn out to be bad people, who are we as ladies supposed to trust? Et tu, Yoplait?
After addressing the Chobani recall
Since Jezebel is a site for ladies and things ladies like, and since yogurt is the number one thing ladies like/want/see/eat/do/rub all over ourselves/others, I suppose we should talk about how a bunch of Chobani Greek yogurt manufactured in Twin Falls, Idaho has made 89 people ill with nausea and cramps. DAMMIT…
Food is good, except when it’s BAD, as in stabby-stab-stab in your pancreas and colon bad. Some foods have been masquerading as good, when in fact they are murderous psychopaths, determined to trick you to ingesting them so they can perforate your internal organs. The safe eater is the paranoid and over-informed…
Second only to maybe Diet Coke, yogurt is the edible material most stereotypically associated with women
It's Greek yogurt, see. It's Greeker than regular yogurt. Eat it. You love it. All other yogurt must kneel before Greek yogurt. Zeus is now intergalactic hegemon of yogurt. Oh, so you think Zeus is not real? Foolish mortal. He sprang into form 'pon Mount Olympus because yogurt willed it so. Greek yogurt. Now Starbucks …
A landslide of thick, protein-rich yogurt sludge
Ladies love yogurt, the "shoe-shopping good" snack. This is a fact proven time and time again by commercials. But what those ads don't tell you is that yogurt tastes different, depending on the spoon.
Fact: Greek yogurt is so hot right now. You know it, Jamie Lee Curtis knows it, John Stamos knows it. But Greek yogurt has a dark side: Making it produces acid whey, and acid whey is a huge fucking problem.
Real talk, ladies. Don't you just hate it when you're talking to a super cute guy at the gym and you think you're getting your perfect flirt on, but then he pulls out a container of Greek yogurt and starts snacking on it like Greek yogurt is an okay thing for men to eat? It's like — warning bells — this dude probably…
If there's one thing I know as a modern diverse lady-woman, it's that if there's one thing diverse groups of modern female ladies like better than not getting baby-pregnant, it's bowel regularity! Lucky for both of our bottom-holes, now there's Dannon's Birth Control on the Bottom Yogurt.
It was only a matter of time before our nation's irritating obsession with yogurt led to this: the new Chobani SoHo cafe, which has apparently quite successfully turned yogurt into a desirable designer product. "Pretty young things who like the white stuff have flocked there to gobble down fancifully topped, $4.25…
Eating ice cream for breakfast is every child's dream, and now, thanks to Pinkberry, it's about to become a reality for adults too. Well, kind of. Pinkberry is expanding its offerings to include breakfast, so it's not technically ice cream, but it's still pretty much dessert for breakfast. Only you can feel better…
Here's something you don't see every day: a dog and a parrot duking it out over nature's most precious treasure, an empty cup of yogurt. It's a surprisingly civil and cute fight, given how many feathers could be getting ruffled or how many puppy dog eyes could be getting pecked out. Spoiler alert: the pooch takes it …
Remember back in the good old days when breakfast was a proper meal eaten around a kitchen table adorned with a pitcher brimming with OJ and a vase full of fresh flowers? Sausage links glistened under the rays of sunlight that streamed in, and butter was smeared all over pancakes without fear of clogging one's…
Here is a baby who simply cannot get enough yogurt. We know the feeling. Maybe that's why when watching this infant — who looks similar to Rachel Dratch, actually — making a crazed expression and crying out for another spoonful of the gooey stuff feels a little like staring into our own souls. We've been there,…
That virtuous treat so beloved of ladies in commercials may not be so virtuous after all: a study shows that pregnant women who eat low-fat yogurt may increase their babies' risk of asthma and hay fever.
John Stamos is on an endorsement spree. First he unleashed the John Stamos Guide To Cuddling
OMFG. Barfgag.This is revolting. Disgusting. Really, this guy had better get the maximum five-year sentence. The lady was at the supermarket with her daughter. And everyone knows chicks love yogurt.
And us penurious ones dig it, too — so much so that, whether we were aware of it or not, most of us have found ourselves inexorably drawn to the squat plastic tubs with their vaguely Hellenic lettering and high prices-tags. Because, see, it's yogurt, so it's for women. But it's also Greek — and like Zorba it's…
If you want a mini-recap of what womanhood was all about in 2009 — and a lesson in being a "better lady" in 2010 — check out Sarah Haskins' new video, after the jump.
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Case in point: I wondered, in light of the aggressively feminized marketing (Voguert?!?!), whether men eat yogurt
Have you ever seen a man eat yogurt, with your own two eyes? Are you a man who has eaten yogurt? Do men eat yogurt?
Recently, while searching for that damn all-black
Video looks at yogurt's advertising for women: "Yogurt eaters come from every race, but just one socio-economic class: the class that wears gray hoodies. It's that 'I have a Masters, but then I got married' look!"• A man has been accused of running an Asian prostitution ring in Seattle, citing that he bought 14,000…
Current TV has an amusing send up of the way yogurt is marketed towards women. The best part is when the video's narrator, Sarah Haskins, describes the yogurt eater as the gray-hoodie wearing demographic who has "I have a masters but then I got married" look. But on the serious, that yogurt that makes you poop is…
