Your Yoga Pants Are Stank, Sorry
It’s not exactly a secret that yoga pants, like all athletic wear, get very funky, very fast.
Lululemon Founder Believes in 'Jewish Standard Time' and Also 'Coconut Time'
Now that he’s no longer with Lululemon, ex-CEO Chip Wilson is deep into the business of his new store, Kit and Ace. Still, he can’t help being critical of his old company. In a New York Times interview, the sage womenswear guru criticizes the brand’s new business model, saying it’s no longer “a woman’s company.”
Have Yoga Pants Stolen All of Levi's Customers?
Levi's jeans is trying to woo the ladies, but we are reportedly playing very hard to get. Women shoppers, such a tease.
Christian Blogger Declares Leggings "Lustful"
Christian blogger and Oregon mom, Veronica Partridge, took her struggle over whether or not to wear leggings to the internet. Partridge's love of leggings was weighing "heavy on my heart," she wrote on her self-named blog. So the blogger asked her husband, motivational speaker Dale Partridge, his thoughts on leggings.…
Lululemon's Dude Customers Will Finally Have a Store of Their Own
Men, get ready for (more) exercise clothes because Lululemon really thinks you need some. So much so, the company is opening an entire store just for their male clientele … because they have so many?
When Jeans Meet Yoga Pants, an Awful New Product Takes Shape
Joga, it's not just your favorite song by Bjork anymore. No, now one enterprising company has taken pants to the next level by combining the style of denim with the comfort of yoga pants. On the scale of awful, this is better than jeggings but worse than pajama jeans. (I once bought pajama jeans off the TV, so I am an…
Luluman To Make Men's Yoga Pants Because God Either Loves Or Hates You
Lululemon, that store that gives you the opportunity to pay upwards of $90 to have strangers see your asscrack, is branching out into new asscrack demographics with vary different potentials for asscrack tragedy: men, and children.
I'm a Size 18 Yogi, and Lululemon Can Kiss My Fat Ass
Lululemon, like many major retailers before them, likes to pretend that a size 4 is the size of the average woman in the United States. Despite much evidence to the contrary, they cater their overpriced wares to an America that doesn't exist, and have no desire to change their dumb-ass ways. Therefore, I meant what I…
Lululemon Yoga Pants No Longer See-Through, Sales Plummet
JK, who knows how the sales are doing — what we do know is that people were fired, and pants are now opaque. You can currently buy your real house pants of Beverly Hills and wear them to church. Everybody wins! Except your checking account.
The Lululemon Sheer Pants Debacle Gets All Crisis-y
Lululemon blames the manufacturer. The manufacturer blames Lululemon. Fingers are pointed, words are spoken that cannot be unsaid and it is us, the timid consumer — trembling in downward dog — who suffers in our see-through $100 yoga pants. Don't you hate it when mom and dad fight? Don't you hate it when mom and dad…
Lululemon Recalls Overpriced See-Through Yoga Pants
You might have been too busy this weekend with all of the exercise sport workouts that you were doing to have heard the news, but Lululemon, the pricey yoga outfitter adored by the wealthy zen everywhere, were forced to recall a large selection of their yoga pants due to a coverage problem, i.e., wearing them meant…
Teenagers Wear Pajamas to School, Erode Moral Fiber of Society
It often seems like the biggest ambition of most Americans is to be 110% comfortable during every moment of their existence, especially when it comes to their fashion choices. And it looks like our nation's youth are doing their very best to blaze new trails in this quest for constant comfort. According to the Wall…
Baltimore Supermarket Deemed Best Place To See Ladies' Hot Butts
A Baltimore newspaper has praised one local grocery store not for its food selection or its prices, but for the number of yoga-panted butts on display there.
