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'Middle-Aged Woman Rapper Hip Hop Style' Is as Painful and Mesmerizing as It Sounds

This woman Carol — I don't know if her name is really Carol, but it's probably Carol — labels her performance pretty succinctly at the top as "Middle-Aged Woman Rapper Hip Hop Style." That alone tells us enough, but keep this in mind: This entire performance was created and recorded following the invention of the…

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Hallelujah! Secret Keeper Girl Is Here to Save Your Slatternly Trollop of a Preteen Daughter

Yo, have you seen your 8-12 year old daughter lately? The only reason I ask, the only reason I bring it up in so public a setting is that — well, I'm just gonna say it — your child is showing off parts of her child body that exclusively belong to her future adult husband and, frankly, she's coming off as a little…