You Can Buy Eva Braun's Nazi Panties For $7,500

In the market for a nice pair of 84-year-old, salmon-colored silk panties with an “EB” monogram at the top that were once owned and presumably worn by Adolf Hitler’s wife, Eva Braun? If you’re one of the maybe four people on the planet who answered yes, just head on down to the Mantiques store outside of Toledo, OH.… »6/02/15 10:10am6/02/15 10:10am


Shocker: 'Human Barbie Doll' Has Bad Ideas on Feminism, 'Race-Mixing'

If you've somehow missed the media hubbub over Valeria Lukyanova, she's a 28-year-old Ukrainian woman who's used plastic surgery and heavy makeup to transform herself into an, um, intense plastic doll-person. A new GQ profile reveals deeper insights into Lukyanova's personality and politics—Lukyanova hates feminism!… »4/07/14 8:30pm4/07/14 8:30pm

Selfies at Serious Places Is the Most Cringeworthy Tumblr of All Time

Kids. KIDS. Do not take selfies when you're visiting the sites of tragic, historically important events. Just don't do it. Or if you feel like you have to for some reason — maybe you need to prove you were there to win a bet? — try to take the picture without serving duck face or deucing. Keep your face neutral. Keep… »8/28/13 2:55pm8/28/13 2:55pm

How Many Seconds Can You Make It Into Today's Most Annoying Song?

Artist Tay Allyn describes her music as being "like Ke$ha without the sex, and Gaga without the avant garde" which apparently leaves us with "pop songs about the mundane issues you face in everyday life." Look forward to Allyn's future singles "What's Wrong with My Pee?! Oh, Yeah. I Ate Asparagus" and "Check Out This… »7/17/13 6:30pm7/17/13 6:30pm

What Happens When a Town Has Lots of Single Men and Not Many Women? Bad Things.

Shale oil formations in the pastures of North Dakota have been reining in men across the country with labor-intensive work and high paying salaries (some men make up to six figures), but the promise of work has had an interesting and unique side effect on the small, remote oil towns. Basically, there are too many men,… »1/16/13 10:30am1/16/13 10:30am

Today Show's Joke About Sexual Harassment Didn't Go So Well

The morning news is a strange animal. Every day, hosts of shows like Good Morning America and Today have to juggle a convoluted mix of hard news, entertainment and human interest stories all while seeming cheerful and likable, an act that's probably even more exhausting to perform than it is to watch. It makes sense… »12/05/12 4:00pm12/05/12 4:00pm

'Middle-Aged Woman Rapper Hip Hop Style' Is as Painful and Mesmerizing as It Sounds

This woman Carol — I don't know if her name is really Carol, but it's probably Carol — labels her performance pretty succinctly at the top as "Middle-Aged Woman Rapper Hip Hop Style." That alone tells us enough, but keep this in mind: This entire performance was created and recorded following the invention of the… »11/15/12 5:00pm11/15/12 5:00pm

Good Christian Woman Beats Pastor in the Head with Bible

63-year-old Ina Garrett of Selmer, Tennessee was recently arrested on assault charges after hitting the pastor of her church over the head with a bible following his refusal of her request that he leave his position. Garrett has admitted to her rather violent usage of the Good Book, claiming she did it because the… »7/09/12 5:30pm7/09/12 5:30pm

Hallelujah! Secret Keeper Girl Is Here to Save Your Slatternly Trollop of a Preteen Daughter

Yo, have you seen your 8-12 year old daughter lately? The only reason I ask, the only reason I bring it up in so public a setting is that — well, I'm just gonna say it — your child is showing off parts of her child body that exclusively belong to her future adult husband and, frankly, she's coming off as a little… »6/28/12 6:00pm6/28/12 6:00pm

Why Wouldn't You Want to Float on a Giant Inflatable Panty Liner?

Remember those horrific pad floating stories that would show up in Seventeen or YM every summer? The ones where readers would submit their most embarrassing stories and, inevitably, some poor girl would write in about the time she had her period and foolishly wore a pad into the pool, only to have it detach and float… »6/07/12 5:10pm6/07/12 5:10pm

Loretta Devine Defends Chris Brown: 'He Wasn't the First Man to Hit Somebody'

Last night on Watch What Happens Live, actress Loretta Devine stepped in it a little bit when asked to opine about the state of Chris Brown and Rihanna's relationship during the "Plead the Fifth" segment of the show. Devine said that she doesn't believe that the couple ever really broke up, saying, "Love is love and… »4/18/12 12:00pm4/18/12 12:00pm