In all honesty, the "pirate shirt" ensemble in picture #11 basically ruined my life and now I have to go find a culvert somewhere to crawl into and die.
I'm feeling a wee bit self conscious for being turned on by the underwear models. The one in the silk brief thingy dried up my hooha nice & quick though, all is good.
Oh, International Male. How many hours have I passed, soiling myself in peals of raucous laughter, entertained by the images contained within your textured pages? (My dad somehow got hold of a subscription-I think one of his cronies did it as a joke, but anyway) What shines more brightly in my memory? Could it be the satin capes? Or the tan-thru man-kini bottoms? Or the tushy underwear with sewn-in padding, so as to create that oh-so-alluring silhouette? Or could it be the pirate regalia, intended for serious wear and not meant to be comic in any way?
@bluebears: Ha, can you pinpoint the exact moment when you realized how hideous it all was? Or was it a gradual shift, like one of those frogs in boiling water deals?
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My favorite awesomely bad brand of 1990-ish era: Skidz.
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I'm feeling a wee bit self conscious for being turned on by the underwear models. The one in the silk brief thingy dried up my hooha nice & quick though, all is good.
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In a big country dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside
Stay aliiiiiiiiiiiiive
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the 90s was a dark, dark time.
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"Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"