I Just Discovered Vanna White Is America's Favorite Crocheter And I Couldn't Be Happier

So I was futzing around on the Interwebs today, looking for some shit about the Walk of Fame (yeah, I have no life. Zero.) And I found out that Vanna White has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Which, if you follow the career of television spokespersons as closely as most people do, you probably already knew that.