Obama's Mom 'Must Have Been a Muslim' Says Billy Graham's Honest Son

President and CEO of the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association, Rev. Franklin Graham either completely slept through 2008 (when we all learned exhaustively about President Obama's upbringing), or is suffering from a grave lapse in memory. According to Talking Points Memo, the evangelical Reverend told the Family…
Canadian Rapscallion Justin Bieber Should Be Deported, Says American Guy
Justin Bieber, the Menace from Manitoba, the Villain of Vancouver, the Cretin in Calgary, the Lawbreaker from London (that one is actually accurate) should be kicked out of the United States, a country whose innocence he has, with his loose Canadian morals and possible SOCIALIST sympathies, officially destroyed as of…
Republican Tells Little Girl He'd Deport Her Dad, Crowd Cheers Wildly
What do you get when you take one well-known philandering Tea Partying Congressman who— let's face it — looks a lot like a penis, a little girl whose father is an undocumented immigrant who would get deported if aforementioned penis-pol had his way, and a room full of Tea Party voters? FUN TIMES galore!
Some Asshole Threw Bananas at Italy’s 1st Black Cabinet Minister
Just two weeks after an unapologetically racist dickbag and Italian Senator named Roberto Calderoli compared country’s first black cabinet minister to an “orangutan,” another racist dickbag threw bananas at Integration Minister Cecil Kyenge during a rally.
If You Hate Ladies & Are Scared of Muslims, You'll Love North Carolina
The latest state to hop on the nutty abortion law train is North Carolina, where the Senate just passed an anti-sharia law with a twist that not even the wiliest M. Night Shyamalan buff could have seen coming: an out-of-left field amendment that would basically ban abortion in the state. In the state legislature,…
Protesters in Calif. City Are Pretty Upset About Alleged Chinese ‘Maternity Motel’
Motorists running their soul-sucking, Saturday-morning, strip-mall errands yesterday in Chino Hills, Calif. might have spotted a strange convocation of disgruntled citizens yesterday protesting what they believe is an "illegal Chinese maternity operation," which is reportedly being run out of a residential home…
Costco Customers Call for 'Americans Only' Hours
Residents of Bellingham, WA (the jewel of Whatcom County), have started a Facebook group protesting the hordes of dirty, filthy foreigners clogging up their local Costco and taking all the parking spots. They want Costco to institute certain hours when only American-born members are allowed to impulse-purchase…
Not Senseless, Not Random: The Deadly Mix of Race, Guns and Madness
It could be terrorism, but we don't yet know. It could be someone who has a beef with Sikhs. It's too early to talk about gun control. These statements ran in a continuous loop through my head yesterday, even when I wasn't watching coverage of the mass shooting at an active gurdwara in a suburb of Milwaukee.…
Iraqi Woman Dies After Apparently Xenophobic Attack
32-year-old Shaima Alawadi, an Iraqi mother of five, died late last night, less than a week after she was found by her teenage daughter brutally beaten in her Southern California home with what investigators deemed a "xenophobic letter" left beside her.
Netherlands to Ban Burqas, Face Coverings
The government of The Netherlands has announced plans to ban the wearing of veils that cover the face of the wearer that will take effect within the year, citing the need to see people's faces when greeting them on the streets. The French immediately scoffed at the announcement, as the law is just a French knock-off.
Horrible Racist Woman To Spend Christmas Yelling Epithets From Jail Cell
A 34-year-old English woman will be spending Christmas in jail after her request for bail was denied. She was originally thrown in the clink after she let out a racist (and apparently drunken) rant during a train ride, yelling about how immigrants should just go back to their own countries — naturally, the episode…
Today in Political Nincompoopery: Xenophobia And Eiffelphilia
Everyone in the Republican Presidential field has said so many dumb things by this point in the campaign that it now appears that divorce expert and seasoned condescentionist Newt Gingrich might have a fighting chance to win the nomination. One candidate apologized for taking a sip of beer during his wayward teen…
Just When You Thought "Anchor Baby" Was the Ugliest Public Slur
What's more offensive than the debate about "anchor babies"? The fact that Rhode Island state representative Peter Palumbo recently coined "anchor embryos" on Fox News to describe prenatal care for immigrant women, which sensibly, even anti-abortion advocates support.
Baby-Dropping Immigrant Women Targeted By Republicans
"We need to target the mother. Call it sexist, but that's the way nature made it. Men don't drop anchor babies, illegal alien mothers do." That statement was being pushed by the author of Arizona's immigration law. He's not alone.
Creepy Group Distributes Due Dates Of Allegedly Illegal Pregnant Immigrants
An anonymous group in Utah has been circulating a list of 1300 people it claims are illegal immigrants, plus personal information such as Social Security numbers and due dates of pregnant women. The government is investigating a possible leak.
Kal Penn Destroys Joel Stein's "Humor Piece" On Immigration
Writing for Time, Joel Stein thought it might be funny to lament the changes taking place in his hometown of Edison, New Jersey, due to an influx of Indian immigrants. But Kal Penn, writing for the Huffington Post, isn't laughing.
Minaret Ban Passes In Switzerland
In a vote deemed "a deep embarrassment for the government" of Switzerland by the New York Times, the Swiss have voted to ban the construction of minarets, and according to the Times of London, women played a large part.
