Though it is technically possible that this is just an extremely terrible drawing of a miscellaneous dark-haired angel wearing a suspiciously familiar mega-cleave gown, IT IS TOTALLY SELENA GOMEZ, YOU GUYS. And now it resides permanently on Justin Bieber's miniature forearm where it smudgily judges all the earthbound…

Lo! See how the gutters run red with the blood of the famous as yet another celebrity has been axed from The X Factor. It is rumored that Simon Cowell, with the sanguine thirst of a wild beast, has turned on his simple yet consistent companion Britney Spears after but one season of service on the lofty and precarious…

In this week's TV roundup, we take a scary look inside the home of Robert Blake, Britney Spears sings a capella and Cloris Leachman gets to first base twice.

In this week's pop culture roundup: Lady Gaga gets felt up, Lea Michele has competition, Nancy Grace is mad and Oprah smells rich.

The Voice premiered last night, the America's Got Talent finals are on Wednesday, The X Factor starts Wednesday and Fox is gearing up for a revamped American Idol , starring Mariah Carey. But it's time we faced the terrible truth: We have too many goddamn talent shows.

Say good night, Gracie, to Katy Perry's spinning peppermint bra, which has been deemed a liability by her tour insurers. The ban was inspired by a recent wardrobe malfunction, admitted Perry: "My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra and began to coil around and around. I'm forced to just go with…

ADELE, YOU SLY DOG. As it turns out, the old "sitcom star sits on the couch with a pillow over her stomach for the entire season because she's supposed to be an unlucky-in-love Single Woman Lawyer and they didn't feel like writing a pregnancy into the script" works occasionally! Although the singer announced her…

That whole rule about not turning your back on royalty also applies to dimming pop stars, which is why that the illustrious X Factor panel of Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, L.A. Reid, and some nobody named Louis Walsh (who was filling in for a conveniently ill Simon Cowell) abruptly left during the Kansas City auditions…

Citing security concerns after especially zealous religious groups protested her upcoming performance, Lady Gaga has cancelled a show in the Indonesian capital Jakarta, surely disappointing the 50,000-plus monsters who'd purchased tickets to the June 3 event. Indonesian police had refused to issue the singer a permit…

This morning, Meredith Vieira announced that she is indeed leaving the Today show in June (as rumored). "I want to spend more [time] with my husband Richard, and my kids," she said. Her husband has written a book about the fact that he's coping with multiple sclerosis and colon cancer. Meredith also said: "I really…