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Judge Judy: Man Sues Over Dog Bite To "Business" Portion Of Scalp
Today on Judge Judy, a man with a mullet sued the owner of a Pit Bull after the dog brutally attacked him, first locking on to his crotch and then puncturing a hole in his head, causing excess bleeding. More »
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By TracieComment by NewsBunny: I don't understand why anyone would own a dog that is bred to be mean and violent, like a pit... 168 Responses | Other threads
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Mark Sanford
Last week, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford went missing and scared his staff. Later he admitted to that he was having an extramarital affair in Argentina. Maybe Judge Judy can show him the way to the Appalachian Trail.
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By TracieComment by Alohamaid: And when no one knew where he was his wife was forced to tell that to reporters who found out... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Breeders
With all the fanfare about the Duggars, Jon and Kate Plus 8, and Nadya Suleman, it seems like the public has a disturbing fascination with large families that vacillates between adoration and scorn. It's time for Judge Judy's decision.
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By TracieComment by greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): OH MAH GAWD. How DARE you use the phrase breeders! That is like...SOOOOO offensive! When human animals breed it called... 19 Responses | Other threads
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Janice Dickinson
Janice Dickinson was recently on FNTM…and that's not all that she was on. Wasted, she fell down the stairs and cursed at the aspiring models. Dickinson has been through rehab several times before, and claims she does not have a problem. But once she faces Judge Judy, she certainly will.
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By TracieComment by Caerolle: Tracie is amazing, and i love JJ Smackdown...however, i feel that the reference to Anna Nicole was over the line--she... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Judge Judy Does Not Like Gigolos
Today on Judge Judy, a woman suing a man for money she lent him (surprise!) was featured. The defendant said it wasn't a loan, but money paid for services rendered - "services" being sex - and that the plaintiff is one of four clients. JJ didn't buy the hustler defense.
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By TracieComment by sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: i'm sorry but i am still unsure as to whether these are real or not. are the cases legitimate? 8 Responses | Other threads
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Feminists, Part 2
Feminists love bickering about feminism. And as more women join the conversation, it gets nastier…and better! But it's time Judge Judy kept some order. (Continued from Part 1.)
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By TracieComment by ichigo18: Excuse me, but when the hell did Courtney Love become a feminist? And you can be a proud feminist and have... 13 Responses | Other threads
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Feminists
Feminists seem to love bickering about feminism. And as more women join the conversation, it gets nastier…and better! It's exciting that so many care enough about it. But it's time Judge Judy kept some order.
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By TracieComment by BiBiVirtue: I think asking women not to have opinions of what other women do or say is beyond stupid. I kind... 12 Responses | Other threads
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Judge Judy Talks Taxes, Twitter, "Sexting" On The View
Judge Judy sat in on The View's "Hot Topics" today to give her opinions (and she has one for everything) on the "sexting" trend, paying higher taxes, and why she'll never sign up for Twitter.
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By TracieComment by maneki neko: Judge Judy and Zach Braff agree: Twitter is lame. 9 Responses | Other threads
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Judge Judy And The Case Of The Guy With "Unusual Odor"
On today's episode, JJ was irate over the case in which the defendant stole the plaintiff's girlfriend's purse, and then had the gall to sue the plaintiff for medical bills resulting from being chased down. More »
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By TracieComment by feministabroad: I hate her. Yup. I said. I cant stand her. She is too cruel and has always been too cruel.... 24 Responses | Other threads
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Michele Bachmann
Minnesota Republican congresswoman Michele Bachmann says a lot of crazy things. This week, she implied that Democrats are to blame for the swine flu. Lady needs to stop talking and put on her listening ears.
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By TracieComment by Richard Lawson: I don't mean to be a Debbie Downer, but the mercury in the new "green friendly long lasting bulbs" killed... 17 Responses | Other threads
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton has made a name for himself by employing base tactics when covering celebrity gossip. It's not surprising that he's been equally vile following the Miss USA scandal. It's time that justice is served.
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By TracieComment by katie.scarlett.o'hara: Alright guys, I might have to start liking Miley Cyrus: apparently she twittered to Perez (I'm ashamed I know this)... 6 Responses | Other threads
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Kathy Griffin
In her comedy special, She'll Cut a Bitch, Kathy Griffin said her mom loves Judge Judy, and wishes Kathy could get a "guest spot" on her show. We've (sorta) made that happen.
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By TracieComment by wtfox?!: Okay, slightly off-topic, but this has been driving me crazy: Is it "If you think [whatever], then you have another thing... 45 Responses | Other threads
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Kathy Griffin's Mom Is A Judge Judy Fan
Kathy Griffin's new comedy special She'll Cut a Bitch premiered on Bravo last night. She told her usual celebrity anecdotes, but her story about her mom's love of Judge Judy was our favorite.
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By TracieComment by AndYourLittleDogToo: I was on Judge Judy. Kathy's mom should talk to me--I'll tell her everything about it! 17 Responses | Other threads
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. The Real Housewives Of New York
After last night's episode of Real Housewives of New York, we realized that all of the bickering and bad manners exhibited meant that they needed to tell it to the judge—Judge Judy. More »
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By TracieComment by bluebears: um, can this be a regular feature? next maybe JJ can take on The Osbournes, I'm tired of their bs... 7 Responses | Other threads
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Judge Judy: Teen Defendant Unsure On Definition Of "Rocket Scientist"
One girl pushed another into a pool which resulted in a broken iPhone. JJ noted the simplicity of the case, saying "It's not rocket science." However, this comparison confused the defendant.
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By TracieComment by SlothySilence: She responded to that question so quickly too. She probably also knows how many roads a man must walk down... 24 Responses | Other threads
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Judge Judy: Chris Brown Assault "Was Not Domestic Violence"
Judge Judy was on Larry King Live last night, weighing in on current events. She says that Chris Brown's attack on Rihanna was not domestic violence, but assault. She also believes he'll do it again. More »
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By TracieComment by sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): "It doesn't mean that Rihanna did anything to deserve what happened." So many people just don't believe that. They think... 44 Responses | Other threads
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Judge Judy Doesn't Suffer Confused Hipsters Gladly
These cool kids leased a house together. It didn't work out. The plaintiff admits she's "not good with numbers." JJ isn't amused by that, nor the fact that the girl uses "um" as an answer.
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By TracieComment by Kenyakarma: I must be old and country but what exactly is a hipster? 68 Responses | Other threads
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Judge Judy Is Unwitting Participant In Hilarious Prank Calls
There's a Judge Judy soundboard - complete with audio clips broken up into questions, answers, and insults -that people have been using to make prank calls. Here are some of the best ones on YouTube. More »
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By TracieComment by the_decider: *sighs deeply, preparing for the worst* Sorry...I lost my appetite with the first one. Didn't rub me the right way. I'm... 7 Responses | Other threads
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Judge Judy Talks To William Shatner About Aging, Cellulite, And Female Superiority
Judge Judy was recently on William Shatner's new Biography Channel show Raw Nerve, and the two discussed why she doesn't have empathy for violent criminals, why men are "marginal souls," and why women rule. More »
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By TracieComment by Israfel_angel: I am agreeing with JJ on the "marginal souls" comment today-- My misandrist streak is rearing its ugly head. I'm dealing... 23 Responses | Other threads
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Man Sues 13-Year-Old For False Arrest After Buying Her Liquor
In this Judge Judy, a 27-year-old man sues a 13-year-old girl for false arrest. (She alleges he pulled a gun on her). She and her friends would harass and threaten him into buying them booze. More »
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By TracieComment by BlondeGrlz: Dude, how can you sue a 13 year old? What are you going to get if you win, her My... 8 Responses | Other threads
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Judge Judy Doesn't Understand Philly Accents, Typing
The Philly accents on Judge Judy today were so intense that JJ had a difficult time understanding what the hell the defendant was saying. More »
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By TracieComment by tscheese: I lived in Central PA for four years. I went to college smack dab in the absolute MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.... 18 Responses | Other threads
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10 Best Judge Judy Moments of 2008
Urinary Tract Infections, abusive husbands and "marginal people" are just a few of the best Judge Judy moments of 2008.
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By TracieComment by encnyc: I still think that she is nasty to the urinary tract infection woman. Seems to be against all that... 9 Responses | Other threads
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The Judge Judy Earthquake Episode
Over the summer, an earthquake in S. California interrupted a taping of Judge Judy. The footage of the hearing was released the next day, but we had to wait until now to and see how it was going to work its way into an actual episode. Here's what happened: JJ restored order almost immediately, and barely acknowledged the disturbance. The case she was hearing at the time concerned a woman suing her ex-boyfriend after he stole money out of her bank account to buy drugs. After the eruption, litigants continued to stick to their sides of the story, and displaying the same selfishness and stupidity. Sometimes even a natural disaster can't shake some sense into people.
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By TracieComment by ceejeemcbeegee is not here: That's how we do it out here in Cali. Shake, rattle, roll. Duck & cover. Recover. NEXT! 11 Responses | Other threads
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Judge Judy Thinks Michelle Obama Is "Dynamite"
Judge Judy sat down with NYC CBS News reporter Kristine Johnson to discuss various things, from Sarah Palin to Michelle Obama to JJ's mentoring program for young girls. As always, she's very fair: She's obviously an Obama supporter, but doesn't understand how people can say they "hate" Sarah Palin if they don't know her personally. She thinks Michelle Obama is "dynamite" and "quite a partner." The interview that aired on the news tonight is only two minutes long, but the full 20 minute interview is available online to view, and i strongly recommend watching it. She talks in further detail about her mentoring program for girls, saying, "The problem with women is that, historically, they don't know their worth in the workplace. They'd prefer to be liked rather than respected. [We] shouldn't have to choose between the two. We should be both." She's a living testament to that! More »
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By TracieComment by Kilotwat: Oh, it's easy to hate Sarah Palin. She kills these: 5 Responses | Other threads
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Sarah Palin
As soon as John McCain announced that Sarah Palin would be his running mate, everyone was so quick to judge her. But now that we know her — and her politics — a little better, we kinda wished she'd stayed tucked away up there in Alaska. But really, who are we to judge Sarah Palin? Let's leave it to the professionals, and let Judge Judy hold court with the Caribou Barbie.
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By TracieComment by oliveyou: Tracie, I love you. I was just on the verge of tears, and totally overwhelmed by things but this made... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Judge Judy Hates Screaming When She Has Laryngitis
Sometimes you forget how horrible people people can be to one another. And then you watch Judge Judy and you are reminded of that fact all over again. Today's case involved a woman suing her sister for identity theft. The defendant was involved in a car accident about five years ago, and gave her sister's information instead of her own. Her sister didn't know anything about it until recently, when she got divorced and had to get an apartment of her own, and learned that she couldn't because her credit was all fucked up. The plaintiff managed to track down the other woman involved in the accident and brought her as a surprise witness in front of Judge Judy. That woman had actually saved the original piece of scrap paper that the defendant had scribbled her sister's information on. Stupidly, the scrap paper the defendant had used was a mailed out coupon that had her real name on the reverse side. She was totally caught red-handed! However, she still insisted she'd done nothing wrong, which pissed JJ off even more, because she had to scream at the defendant while also suffering from laryngitis. Clip above.
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Judge Judy Really Hates Freeloading Losers
On today's episode of Judge Judy, a woman was suing her ex-boyfriend for money she lent him for bail and for "going down to Daytona for bike week." As soon as JJ ascertained the guy's situation — he's separated, not divorced, from his wife; doesn't have a job; doesn't pay child support for his four kids; and mooches off of different girlfriends — she decided he was a loser. She tried to remember the "L is for loser" hand symbol that her granddaughter taught her, but she needed some help from Bailiff Byrd. In other news, I learned one more life lesson from JJ while watching this episode: Don't date a man unless his divorce is finalized or the body of his dead wife is six feet under. More »
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By TracieComment by emsigh_the_third: "Don't date a man unless his divorce is finalized or the body of his dead wife is six feet under." Wouldn't... 6 Responses | Other threads
