​Don't Trust the New Guy: Surviving The Walking Dead, Ep. 11

The Walking Dead introduced a new character in Sunday night's episode, so you know what that means—yet another person to shower with love, warmth and good cheer. Welcome to the crazy dysfunctional family. Right, Rick? How will you greet him? "I'll put a knife in the base of your skull." Cool, cool. »2/23/15 3:10pm2/23/15 3:10pm

​Shut Up or Die: Surviving The Walking Dead's Insane Mid-Season Finale

The mid-season finale of The Walking Dead either had you sobbing like Daryl or weirdly apathetic like me. While the main casualty in last night's episode, "Coda," wasn't entirely unexpected, it was no less tragic. Of course, part of the anxiety in watching a series that's so focused on certain-death is the dread that… »12/01/14 9:50am12/01/14 9:50am

Hospital From Hell: Surviving The Walking Dead, Episode 4

In Sunday night's episode of The Walking Dead, we discover yet another group of humans living in post-apocalyptic Atlanta. These survivors don't eat people (guinea pigs are on the menu, though). Plus, they have plenty of resources: food, electricity, clean clothes, an iron, a record player, a Caravaggio painting.… »11/03/14 9:50am11/03/14 9:50am

What Would Jezebel Do: Surviving Walking Dead, Episode 2

I don't have kids, but I imagine that one of the scariest things in the world must be knowing that you can't always fully protect them. All you can do is lie or tell ugly truths about reality. That dilemma is even more of a palpable stress in zombie-America and especially for Walking Dead's Rick. Having abandoned most… »10/20/14 12:45pm10/20/14 12:45pm

'Racy' Calendars Stolen, Thieves Leave 'Fuck the Patriarchy' Signs

Earlier this month, someone stole $2000 worth of "racy" calendars from a kiosk in the Metro Atlanta Mall of Georgia. But this wasn't your average shoplifting job: The thieves left behind placards saying "Sorry, misogyny is out of stock," "the female body is not a commodity," and, yes, "fuck the patriarchy." »12/18/13 10:50am12/18/13 10:50am