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Warning: The Cosmo Flirting Guide Might Turn You Into A Total Lunatic

Click here to read Warning: The <i>Cosmo</i> Flirting Guide Might Turn You Into A Total Lunatic
One would think that after the ponytail-thong debacle of 2009, Cosmo might reassess their sexy-sexy-sexxx dating advice and dial back the crazy a bit. Alas, the flirting guide in the March 2010 issue proves Cosmo's wackiness is here to stay. More »
02/06/10
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By hortense
#badvertising Click here to read Ladies, Watch Out For The Teletransporter

Ladies, Watch Out For The Teletransporter

It's a booth shaped like a giant stick of deodorant that will masks noise so your man can get drunk without your harpy-ass bitching about it. But the best part of the absurd beer ad? "Come here, you pirate." [AdWeek]
02/03/10
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By Katy
Image of Mr.Gawn Mr.Gawn 02/02/10

#WTF?
So I was heading to work today this morning....

I-5 South....
If you know anything about California (LA) Freeways, you know at ANY second the freeway can come to a complete STOP.

So on the I-5 to the 605 South...
The traffic goes to a 50 mph to a 10 mph crawl...

My Road rage starts to kick in.. I'm getting aggravated.. ONLY IN CA, can I leave super early for work and still end up LATE........

So we were crawling down this junction... then the car in front of me makes a big left type turn like hes avoiding something in the road.

Naturally I start turning my car to only to avoid a dead human body laying on the side of the road.

About 100 ft ahead of this, there were about 2 to 3 Cops searching around a car which appeared to be abandoned...

Luckily, there was an ambulance immediately behind me and completely stopped all traffic.....

Only In California
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@Mr.Gawn: Damn. Just... damn. Guess it kind of makes your shitty commute a little less important, I guess.

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Image of Mr.Gawn Mr.Gawn 02/02/10

@labeled: puts things into perspective

#holla
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@Mr.Gawn: correction: only in LA

i do not miss my two fucking hour commute between Burbank and Huntington Beach - nope - the car free, no commute life rules.

and yes, not so shocking that people reacted to a dead human body in the same manner they would a 'Possum.

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#wtf Click here to read Urban Outfitters Sells Shirt In Color Called "Obama/Black"

Urban Outfitters Sells Shirt In Color Called "Obama/Black"

While fellow editor Anna North was looking through Urban Outfitters' online catalog, she noticed that one of the shirts for sale was being marketed under two color combinations: "White/Charcoal" and "Obama/Black." Yes, really. [UrbanOutfitters]
01/30/10
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By hortense
#madworld Click here to read Tears For Fears

Tears For Fears

Who wants to watch a DVD of women crying? Men in need of a manliness-boost, according to the makers of Crying Girl. It helps revive their "conquering instinct," plus, it has the unintended effect of pushing our rage buttons. [InventorSpot]
01/25/10
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By Katy
#wtf Click here to read Notable/Quotable

Notable/Quotable

"I want a chastity belt on this man. I want his every move watched in Washington. I don't trust this guy…This one could end with a dead intern. I'm just saying, it could end with a dead intern." [Mediaite]
01/20/10
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By Anna N.
#snapjudgment Click here to read Jennifer & Jamie: Isn't It Romantic?

Jennifer & Jamie: Isn't It Romantic?

[Los Angeles, January 10. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

01/12/10
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By Dodai
#badvertising Click here to read PETA Refuses To Remove "Fabulous" Posters

PETA Refuses To Remove "Fabulous" Posters

PETA has received a rebuke from the White House for running ads featuring Michelle Obama's image in their "fur-free DC" campaign. Although she does not wear fur, as the first lady, she is unable to endorse PETA's message. [Guardian]
01/06/10
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By Katy
#renaissancefaire Click here to read Bird-On-Bird Crime

Bird-On-Bird Crime

A Welsh town will use hawks to stop seagulls attacking shoppers, which apparently happens up to 30 times a day. Best part: the hawks' handlers will wear medieval outfits. [Telegraph]
01/05/10
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By Anna N.
#hattip Click here to read Today In Tips: Michelle Obama, Trophy Wife?

Today In Tips: Michelle Obama, Trophy Wife?

After wading through the muck and mire of today's news, our #tips page is a breath of fresh air. Well, more like a carefully culled pile of what the fuck, but who's keeping track? More »
12/30/09
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By Katy
#realitybites Click here to read Here's The Situation:  Dogs Are Reenacting The Snooki Punch

Here's The Situation: Dogs Are Reenacting The Snooki Punch

World of Wonder, thank you for warning us that "domestic abuse is never funny" before posting this video of the Jersey Shore Snooki punch reenacted by dogs. [WOW]
12/29/09
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By Margaret
#leftovers Click here to read Archeologists Find 16th Century Golden Girl • Female Ski Jumpers Lose Bid To Compete In Vancouver

Archeologists Find 16th Century Golden Girl • Female Ski Jumpers Lose Bid To Compete In Vancouver

• French experts believe Diane de Poitiers, mistress of 16th-century king, Henry II, was killed by her desire to stay youthful. Forensic experts found evidence of chronic gold intoxication - meaning she probably drank gold in attempts to stay pretty. More »
12/22/09
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By Katy
#soapscum Click here to read WTF Moment On Daytime TV

WTF Moment On Daytime TV

2:50pm EST, ABC.
12/22/09
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By Tracie
#badvertising Click here to read WTF:  The Amish Sell Electric Fireplaces In <em>Star</em>

WTF: The Amish Sell Electric Fireplaces In Star

Spotted in the back pages of this week's Star magazine: An ad for handmade Amish electric fireplaces. They're how the Amish keep warm while getting their weekly Kardashians fix! (Click to enlarge image.)
12/18/09
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By Margaret
#flowerpower Click here to read "A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"

"A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"

Oh, dear. Look, if you really feel the need to cover your pet's "unmanicured back side" with a Rear Gear design, it might be time for you to consider giving your animal away and buying a doll instead. [WorldofWonder]
12/12/09
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By hortense
#badvertising Click here to read Does This Make You Thirsty, Baby? Orangina Ad Leaves Bad Taste

Does This Make You Thirsty, Baby? Orangina Ad Leaves Bad Taste

We've discussed a lot of strange and "sexy" ads here, but Orangina's new panther-dominatrix clip may be the weirdest of them all. And as a bonus, it even plays sexual assault for laughs. More »
12/10/09
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By Katy
#schooldaze Click here to read Don't Stand So Close

Don't Stand So Close

As mentioned yesterday, two teachers from a Brooklyn school are under investigation, and now another teacher has been accused of having an inappropriate relationship with a male student. The Daily News has dubbed the newly-infamous school "Horndog High." [NYDailyNews]
12/10/09
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By Katy
#stylefile Click here to read "One Of The Most Progressive, Functional, Temperature-Controlled Pieces Of Fashion"

"One Of The Most Progressive, Functional, Temperature-Controlled Pieces Of Fashion"

Yes, ladies, it's a hood thong. First: Why? Second: Ow. [Buzzfeed via HoodThong.com]
12/09/09
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By Dodai
#thislittlepiggy Click here to read Daily Cavity

Daily Cavity

Someone should notify Daily Candy (and Paris Hilton) that living things aren't "accessories." Oh wait, someone has! [Gothamist]
12/08/09
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By Katy
#uhohbro Click here to read The Dockers "Man-Ifesto": Pants, Pants, Devolution

The Dockers "Man-Ifesto": Pants, Pants, Devolution

As Jenna mentioned last week, Dockers is pushing a new ad campaign that's based around "trying to inspire men to be men." After reading the Dockers "Man-ifesto," I'd say all it does is continue the Bro-ifying of all things male. More »
12/06/09
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By hortense
#smearcampaign Click here to read "Give Her The Gift That Even Santa Can't Deliver"

"Give Her The Gift That Even Santa Can't Deliver"

CBS Cares has a special message for ladies - and the men who love them. Get a pap smear, or schedule one for a woman you care about. Nice sentiment, but this is a recipe for serious present face. [CBS]
11/30/09
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By Katy
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