​Idiot's Ray Rice Halloween Costume Includes Janay Rice Blow-Up Doll

Almost two weeks out from Halloween, and we already have a front-runner for biggest dumbass in most dumbass costume. Here we have a dude cosplaying the domestic violence case that rocked the NFL (for a while, anyway), by dressing as Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice and dragging around a blow-up doll meant to be… » 10/21/14 11:00am Tuesday 11:00am

Desperate for a Thigh Gap? You Can Buy One Right Now!

Last year, when thigh gaps were all the rage (I imagine they still are, but they were really having a moment last year) I joked that I would be first in line to buy one at Target (because of their reasonable prices on unattainable ideals) when someone found a way to manufacture it. Well, that day is today! » 10/08/14 6:50pm 10/08/14 6:50pm

Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Alone

Hello, friend! Are you still single and hopeful that love is out there somewhere, just waiting for you to find it and fill your heart with bluejays and butterflies? Well, have I got some bad news for you. Love is dead. Tinder killed it. Then it stomped on its desecrated corpse and ate it. Then it threw it back up and… » 10/02/14 6:00pm 10/02/14 6:00pm

​This Fake 'Bar for Pregnant Women' Is So Stupid

Deep in the recesses of Manhattan's East Village, there is an empty storefront that has been causing something between a scoff and full-blown outrage—the name of the place is Gestations, and it claims to be NYC's first bar for pregnant women. Brb, need to get some contact solution so my lenses don't get stuck to my… » 9/30/14 10:30am 9/30/14 10:30am