Millennial Dads: Trying Hard, Hitting the Fatherhood Glass Ceiling

Other older marrieds sometimes ask me the secret to having a husband who does easily half, arguably more, of the childrearing and cleaning/cooking in our house. The secret is I married someone who is 33 years old. Good news for people like me: Millennial dudes are the most engaged, involved fathers in history. Bad…
An Honest Guide to Dealing With Dicks at Work
Have you ever dealt with a guy who was a real schlong at the widget factory? Maybe he just was an incorrigible asshole to be around, or he outright stole your ideas, or he was a shitty boss who yelled a lot and insulted everyone. Most advice will tell you how to cater to them or dodge their missiles. I will do no such…
Pregnancy Doesn't Make Women Dumb — Just Their Bosses
Maybe you were more forgetful when you were pregnant, maybe you weren't. Maybe you spent the first trimester huddled over a wastebasket barfing, or maybe your gestation made Pinterest look sloppy. Doesn't matter, because it's the perception that you're a quivering mess that leads to discrimination, not reality.
Subliminal 'Noise Generator' Tricks Women Into Professional Self-Promotion
Entire books have been written recently about how women need to be more assertive in the workplace. But how do we actually get women to do this en masse? A recent study, published in the Psychology of Women Quarterly asked 60 female college freshmen to write an essay about their personal accomplishments. To reflect…
To Make Sure People Don't Hate You, Don't Be Ugly or Mean at Work
While the following news may seem a little bit TL;DR/duh/moving on, a new study indicates that if you are unattractive and/or mean at work, your coworkers are more like to be unpleasant to you. Man, I hate high school.
U.N. Stands Behind Woman Suing Prada Japan For Sexist Discrimination
Provoked by the four-year-long lawsuit between Rina Bovrisse and her former employer, Prada Japan, the United Nations is backing Bovrisse and pushing Japan to introduce legislation to make sexual harassment and discrimination in the workplace illegal.
Stop Being Nice All the Time and Start Embracing Your Inner Bitch
Do you think you should let that male coworker take the last donut? No. Absolutely not. Don't let him have it right away, anyhow. Grab that donut and rub it all over your titties — you're establishing your territory. Give it back to your male coworker, then thump your chest like a gorilla and maybe flick him off.
Yet Another Author Says That Women Can’t Lean In Because They’re Too Busy Undermining Each Other
A lot of remoras have been nibbling on Sheryl Sandberg's Lean In phraseology, offering their own ass-backwards versions, as well as criticizing the entire capitalistic foundation of Sandberg's book. Languishing somewhere in the midst of these contending opinions about feminism, capitalism, and stay at home mothering…
Labor Attorneys Agree: The Adria Richards Firing Will Be Hard to Defend
It seems that Adria Richards, the developer evangelist who fired the tweet heard round the tech community when she'd decided she'd heard one ""dongle" quip too many at male-dominated conferences like PyCon or the entire tech industry, will have a solid wrongful termination case.
How Single-Sex Workplaces Are Feeding Rape Culture
Largely single-sex workplaces are a problem that go beyond the dearth of women in corporate leadership positions, or the nagging brand of puerile misogyny that seems to plague the tech industry — such workplaces help cultivate an insidiously subtle culture of sexual assault in the way they keep men and women from…
Iowa Supreme Court Says It Was Totally Cool for a Dentist to Fire His ‘Irresistibly Attractive’ Female Employee
The
most esteemed Iowa circle jerk
all-male Iowa Supreme Court ruled 7-0 on Friday that a dentist was totally within his legal rights when he fired his female assistant because he and his wife all held hands and decided that the woman was a threat to their marriage. In other words, a female employee in Iowa was fired…
Workplace Gossip Can Help You Make Friends, But It Can Also Make You a Dick
Last night I had a dream—nay, a NIGHTMARE—in which I approached my inner circle with our usual refrain, "Any gossip?" and was met with icy stink-eyes. "You know, Lindy, gossiping is actually really mean. We all got together and decided that you're out of the group and we're not going to gossip anymore. Also, FYI, you…
Thanks to Workplace Segregation, Saudi Women Are Getting Their Very Own ‘Cities’ to Work In
Saudi Arabia is so committed to its policy of segregating the genders that it is going to build an entire city just for women to work in all by themselves. The women-only industrial city, to be built within the Eastern Province city of Hofuf, is just the first of what could be many zones that the Gulf kingdom aims to…
Self-Conscious People Are Thoroughly Reviled Just for Being Self-Conscious, Which Doesn't Help Things
In case you weren't awkward enough in the myriad of social situations you're violently tossed into throughout your daily routine, a new study from the London Business School into how people gossip about other people behind their backs will confirm all of your paranoid fantasies about your co-workers all conspiring to…
