Have you seen this clip? It's a recruitment video — produced by the batshit cuckoo Tea Party Patriots — that debuted over the weekend during CPAC. And someone's been watching Hunger Games!
There are two main segments of the population who believe that if you pretend something you find icky doesn't exist it'll go away: toddlers and homophobic religious fanatics. Unfortunately, many in the latter group are politicians, which is why horrid pieces of legislation like Tennesse's "Don't Say Gay" bill exist.…
The Pentagon officially lifted the ban on women in combat on Wednesday. And the entire world applauded this historic move towards equality. Wait, no. That's not what happened at all. Rather, wingnuts and supposedly "moderate" conservatives came out of the woodwork in droves to slam the decision, which was merely a …
Women's health expert and Senate candidate Todd Akin has said some pretty impressive dumb shit this election season. But did you know that the Missouri Congressman has been saying stupid crap about women for years now? In 2008, he gave a speech about how dastardly abortion doctors were performing abortions on "women…
Great analysis on the state of the Presidential race today, this time from hollering chalkboard assailant Glenn Beck. Turns out, everything you thought about Mitt Romney's anemic poll numbers is wrong. Romney's not falling behind because fewer people plan on voting for him; according to Beck, he's falling behind…
Michele Bachmann and America have had some pretty sexy times together. Remember when Michele Bachmann was running for President and she won the Iowa Straw Poll and everyone freaked out for a haysecond before they realized that she's about 8 players short of a baseball lineup, brain-wise? Remember how she gave that…
Not that you'll be terribly surprised to hear this, but Republican Texas Governor and potential GOP presidential candidate Rick Perry fully supports putting a federal limit on gay marriage — and things creationism is pretty cool, too.
In a more adult version of "I'm rubber, you're glue," politicians are raking in the campaign cash via "money blurts:"
The Federal Reserve Bank in Richmond, Virginia made a simple decision to run a rainbow flag up its flagpole on June 1st in honor of gay pride month.
After hearing that the entirety of Newt Gingrich's senior staff have all jumped ship, the media can only draw one conclusion: His wife is insane.
You gotta hand it to Sarah Palin.
Ladies, be careful. Your romance novels may be driving you insane.
We know you were all itching for more crazy from Pat Robertson, the man who explained to the world that abortion caused Hurricane Katrina. Well, here you go: apparently the reason liberals want to fund Planned Parenthood is so straight women can be barren, like lesbians.
Ask for what you said about Planned Parenthood on the Senate floor to be stricken from Congressional Record and you shall receive, Jon Kyl.
Congress would just like to take a moment to blur that useless "church and state" line, if that's cool with everyone.
Since conservatives can't make homosexuals go away, they're trying a different tactic; By not using the word "gay" and forbidding talk of homosexuality in schools, they hope to reframe the issue.
In a speech railing against Iowa's gay marriage law, potential Republican presidential nominee Mike Huckabee addressed the crowd like a southern baptist minister while urging them to remember that it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Last week Victoria Jackson, who you probably haven't thought of since watching SNL reruns during your last sick day, wrote in a column on WorldNetDaily.com:
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[Washington, D.C., December 15. Image via Getty]
