Go On, Cop a Bottle of That Civil War Wine

Grey sludge some are calling wine was drudged up from a US Civil War shipwreck. The wine was found 4 years ago on the Mary-Celestia off the coast of Bermuda. According to the Independent the wine was tasted yesterday after 151 years: » 3/08/15 1:24pm 3/08/15 1:24pm

Brandi Glanville to Launch a Wine Label For Messy Fancy Ladies

Brandi Glanville known perhaps as the messiest fancy lady in a crew of remarkably messy fancy ladies is finally using her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fame for good by launching her own brand of wine. » 3/02/15 3:30pm 3/02/15 3:30pm

Rich People Are Ruining Red Wine By Putting Their Buttholes in It

Do you enjoy a nice glass of red wine with your dinner? Well, next time you take a delicate sip of your Merlot and feel it slide down your throat, remember that someone, somewhere is dipping their dirty ass in a barrel of Bordeaux at the same time. » 10/20/14 7:15pm 10/20/14 7:15pm

Too Much Wine Will Apparently Kill You Very Quickly

It might be true that wine is good for your heart and that French children wearing berets enjoy it with every delicious meal of baguettes and cheese (I have never been to France), but for one unfortunate woman, wine ended in her untimely and horrifying demise. » 9/30/14 7:00pm 9/30/14 7:00pm

Criminal Mastermind Steals Wine to Reunite with Boyfriend in Jail

Love was alive in Texas late last week when a woman was caught stealing a $3.99 bottle of wine from a Cedar Park gas station because she wanted to get arrested and see her boyfriend in jail. » 8/18/14 1:00pm 8/18/14 1:00pm

Enterprising Man Is First to Be Jailed for Selling Fake, High-End Wine

Rudy Kurniawan did what so many of us would love to: He took a little bit of the Koch brothers' money out of their pockets, and his swindling weapon of choice was fake wine. Billed as a fancy wine retailer, Kurniawan’s "rare" and "exclusive" bottles were made of whatever he mixed together in his kitchen. » 8/08/14 11:00am 8/08/14 11:00am

Congratulations, America! We Are Now the World's Biggest Winos

Attention red-blooded American patriots—I have very important news. America just surpassed France as the world's biggest market for wine. » 5/13/14 11:30pm 5/13/14 11:30pm

Woman with No Pants Steals Two Boxes of Franzia

Today in indomitable moxie (and, almost certainly, mental illness and/or addiction), a Florida woman walked into a supermarket with no pants and walked out with two boxes of Franzia wine. Livin' all the dreams at once. » 4/14/14 5:40pm 4/14/14 5:40pm

Gabrielle Union, Winemaker, Presents 'Vanilla Puddin' Chardonnay

Gabrielle Union — known for movies like Bring It On, Love & Basketball and Think Like a Man, as well as the TV series Being Mary Jane — has branched out into pushing wines. Her first? Vanilla Puddin Chardonnay. That's Puddin, no G. » 3/12/14 10:40am 3/12/14 10:40am

This Jesus Machine Will Turn Water Into Wine

Unlike regular humans who need a wine store or a vineyard of some kind, a new gadget called the Miracle Machine allows you to make wine with water and your iPhone. Yes, you read that correctly. » 3/06/14 1:45pm 3/06/14 1:45pm

California 'Water Witches' Will Bring Us Our Wine

California is currently laboring under a brutal drought. It's not just a regional problem, either, considering how much of the nation's food the state produces. And so many farmers—including the Bronco Wine Co., makers of Two Buck Chuck—are turning to dowsers, a.k.a. "water witches." » 3/03/14 5:30pm 3/03/14 5:30pm

Napa Vineyard Pruning Contest Features First Female Competitors

It was a big week for women working at Napa Valley's vineyards—for the the first time in 12 years, women were allowed to compete in a prominent annual pruning contest. » 3/03/14 10:50am 3/03/14 10:50am

The Cost of Your Wine is Important (sort of)

We all know what I'm talking about above. When you can get $20 All-You-Can-Eat Chinese and wine in Manhattan, you know they're going to cut costs somewhere, and guess where that is? (RIP Chinese and Wine, you were so loved). I don't want to come off as a classist twat in this article, so rather than blabber a lot, I… » 2/10/14 9:55pm 2/10/14 9:55pm

Dreams Come True at a Store for Horse Paraphernalia and Wine

If you live in the Washington D.C. area, there is a store where where you can purchase things that are guaranteed to please you (and any sisters you might have) no matter what the age: The Galloping Grape, which sells horse saddles and wine. » 1/08/14 3:30pm 1/08/14 3:30pm

All You Winos Drink Is Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot

Are you starting to feel like all the wine you buy on the shelves of your local stores kind of tastes the same lately? Well, don't worry, you haven't made your taste buds go numb by a nonstop bombardment of cheap $4 bottles of discounted wine. » 1/06/14 10:30pm 1/06/14 10:30pm

Moms Who Drink While Pregnant Have 'Better Behaved' Kids

Pour it up, pour it up, pregs. New research has found that women who drink a glass of wine a week during pregnancy have children who are emotionally more adjusted and better behaved than those of moms who teetotaled. » 1/03/14 11:30am 1/03/14 11:30am

The Personality-Driven Guide to Wine

Chances are if you've ever idly surfed the Internet, you have taken a personality type questionnaire (a la Myer-Briggs) to determine your four-lettered personality type based on your agreement with statements like, "You frequently express your feelings and emotions" or "You are usually the first to react to a sudden… » 11/25/13 4:00pm 11/25/13 4:00pm