William Shatner Says It's 'Silly' to Call Captain Kirk a Republican

During a recent interview with The New York Times, presidential candidate (and noted butter lover) Ted Cruz revealed that he’s a big fan of Star Trek, going as far as to speculate that Captain Kirk—as a “working class,” “passionate fighter for justice”—is a Republican. William Shatner has since weighed in and does not…
Jennifer Lopez Pissed About This Truly Hideous Magazine Cover
Despite the claim on this week's People magazine cover, Jennifer Lopez DOES have one regret: Camp J. Lo is intensely unhappy with the cover photo, accompanying an interview with the star that is timed precisely to upstage Mariah Carey's judging stint on American Idol. Unfortunately, the plan backfired, as Lopez…
Former Employees Sue William Shatner for Supposedly Being a Crazy, Harassing Creep
Awww, man. B-Shatz! Whyyyyy? I mean, it's not like your everyday persona has given anyone the impression that you aren't totally 'nanners, but do you have to take it to the next level? Creepo-'nanners? Gross. A couple of William Shatner's former employees (who, by the way, could be total jerk liars—I don't know) are…
Lady Gaga Warns You: Cocaine Is The Devil
Latex is okay, booze is fine, preposterous platforms? Hell yes. But don't do coke, Lady Gaga chides. She was on Howard Stern's show yesterday, and said: "To any little sweethearts that are listening - don't touch cocaine, it's the devil." She explained her coke snorting days thusly: "I think that I was lonely and…
When Did Elegant Women Become Villains?
The show Fairly Legal opens with the heroine, Kate, stumbling out of her houseboat and dodging repeated calls from someone labeled "The Wicked Witch of the West."
Britney's Team Tries To Dispel Rumors
Today in Tweet Beat, Britney Spears' managers take to her Twitter account to deny tabloid reports that she admitted her boyfriend gave her a black eye. Plus, Jackie Collins wants to see Jake Gyllenhaal ween.
David Cassidy Arrested For DUI
- David Cassidy was arrested last night in Florida and charged with DUI. Police found a half empty bottle of bourbon in his car, and say he almost hit another vehicle.
David Beckham Plans To Sue Over Hooker Story
- David Beckham is planning on suing In Touch magazine for publishing a story about him having a threesome with a prostitute.
Mel Gibson Confronts Paparazzo While Wearing Glasses, Fake Mustache
- While attempting to disguise himself by wearing a baseball cap, thick glasses, and a giant fake mustache in L.A. today, Mel Gibson approached a paparazzo sitting in a car and asked, "What's the matter? Got nothing better to do?"
Lindsay Lohan Is Out Of Jail & In Rehab
- Lindsay Lohan has been released from jail after serving 13 full days.
Celebs Mourn The Loss Of Harvey Pekar
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Rob Zombie, Elizabeth Banks, and Roger Ebert mourn the death of graphic novelist Harvey Pekar. Plus, William Shatner is hanging out in a cardboard box on the streets of New York.
Mel Gibson Admits To Punching Oksana
- Radar has released another section of the Mel Gibson tape in which Oksana Grigorieva asks him why he hit her in the face while she was holding their baby. He replies, "You fucking deserved it."
Mario Lopez Is Pumped For Real Housewives Reunion
Today in Tweet Beat, even A.C. Slater can't wait for the RHONYC reunion show, Larry King has a question, and Chris Brown gets philosophical.
