Are William and Catherine, Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, considering—even now—another pregnancy? Am I considering ordering a Belgian waffle for lunch? Who’s to say?

After a brief summertime absence from the public eye, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, is back to the royal grind. This means royal headlines—regardless of whether she actually does anything particularly interesting.

Does it seem like you see 95-year-old Prince Phillip lots more than you see Prince William or his stylish wife Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge? That’s because you do—the two young royals have essentially spent the last year rusticating with their children. They are living that English countryside life and could not be…

We all have those well-meaning, but slightly clueless white friends. You know, the ones who force you to explain that actually, you don’t have to say “African American.” “Black” is just fine. Really! It is! That’s what we call ourselves! Duchess Kate and Prince William were apparently those friends when their buddies …

There are two possibilities, here.

Of course she doesn’t.

As of April, Will & Kate (TM) have been married five years. How the time flies! And us plebes can celebrate their anniversary by settling down to watch a four-part documentary series on their relationship.

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Will, Kate & company have released a family photo alongside season’s greetings to the world. Prince George still looks like an Edwardian ghost child, while his little sister resembles some adorable animated bug from Studio Ghibli. Okay, okay—it’s cute.

The Royal We—a playful, fictionalized riff on the real-life romance of Will and Kate, written by Jessica Morgan and Heather Cocks of GoFugYourself—is currently in the works to become a movie.

The Rugby World Cup is currently unfolding over in the UK. And so naturally, your mom, dad and uncle—sorry, I mean Will, Kate, and Harry—stopped by a match. Please provide the caption that you feel best captures their outing.

Let the royal baby mania continue. Here’s your first glimpse of the newest member of the royal family. The media would like you to note: Kate Middleton looks amazing a mere ten hours after giving birth. Another note: Most women don’t have to face thousands of cameras after giving birth and don’t bring a team a…

What a charmer!

"Officer! She just pushed her way to the front," hollers an insistent pink-haired, sweatpants-clad woman glaring daggers at the back of another woman's black parka. "I would like you to ask her to move."