Will and Kate Want Another Baby, Claims 'Family Friend'
Are William and Catherine, Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, considering—even now—another pregnancy? Am I considering ordering a Belgian waffle for lunch? Who’s to say?
Kate Middleton Rewore a Dress, Admits She Liked Uno As a Kid
After a brief summertime absence from the public eye, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, is back to the royal grind. This means royal headlines—regardless of whether she actually does anything particularly interesting.
Will and Kate Have Gone Country
Does it seem like you see 95-year-old Prince Phillip lots more than you see Prince William or his stylish wife Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge? That’s because you do—the two young royals have essentially spent the last year rusticating with their children. They are living that English countryside life and could not be…
Prince William and Duchess Kate Are Your Favorite Well-Meaning White Friends
We all have those well-meaning, but slightly clueless white friends. You know, the ones who force you to explain that actually, you don’t have to say “African American.” “Black” is just fine. Really! It is! That’s what we call ourselves! Duchess Kate and Prince William were apparently those friends when their buddies …
What's Going on With Harry's Pants?
There are two possibilities, here.
FYI, Kate Middleton Doesn't Sweat
Of course she doesn’t.
Will and Kate Are Getting a Documentary Series on Reelz
As of April, Will & Kate (TM) have been married five years. How the time flies! And us plebes can celebrate their anniversary by settling down to watch a four-part documentary series on their relationship.
Family Goes Skiing
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Okay, Fine, the Royal Family Is Cute
Will, Kate & company have released a family photo alongside season’s greetings to the world. Prince George still looks like an Edwardian ghost child, while his little sister resembles some adorable animated bug from Studio Ghibli. Okay, okay—it’s cute.
Lauren Graham and Mae Whitman Are Working on an Adaptation of The Royal We
The Royal We—a playful, fictionalized riff on the real-life romance of Will and Kate, written by Jessica Morgan and Heather Cocks of GoFugYourself—is currently in the works to become a movie.
Caption This: Will, Kate and Harry Go to a Rugby Match
The Rugby World Cup is currently unfolding over in the UK. And so naturally, your mom, dad and uncle—sorry, I mean Will, Kate, and Harry—stopped by a match. Please provide the caption that you feel best captures their outing.
Will and Kate Make Brief Appearance With New Baby Girl
Let the royal baby mania continue. Here’s your first glimpse of the newest member of the royal family. The media would like you to note: Kate Middleton looks amazing a mere ten hours after giving birth. Another note: Most women don’t have to face thousands of cameras after giving birth and don’t bring a team a…
Time to Place Your Bets on What They'll Name Royal Baby 2
Will & Kate's second child is due sometime next month. (She hasn't gotten any more specific than mid-to-late April and can you blame her? Pregnant women who aren't famous get pestered bad enough.) Which means it's time for folks to squander their hard-earned cash by betting on what the pair will name their new…
The Daily Show's Jessica Williams: The Royals Just Want a Black Friend
After a whirlwind two days in New York, Will & Kate have returned home to the U.K., leaving America wondering what to make of it all. Well, the Daily Show's Jessica Williams is here to break this whole thing wide open: "Jon, the royals came here looking for a black friend." In the process, she manages to ruin Oreos…
Will & Kate From the Cheap Seats: 48 Hours Tailing the Royals
"Officer! She just pushed her way to the front," hollers an insistent pink-haired, sweatpants-clad woman glaring daggers at the back of another woman's black parka. "I would like you to ask her to move."
GASP: Lebron James Flouts Royal Protocol, Puts Arm Around Duchess Kate
As you may know, last night, Duchess Catherine and her bloke Prince William attended one barney of a basketball match between the Brooklyn Nets and the Cleveland Cavaliers. After meeting (and then suffering through the sobering realization that they had nothing to talk about with) American royalty Beyoncé and Jay Z,…
A Slice of Will and Kate’s Wedding Cake Just Sold for $7,500
Remember that one time back in 2011 when Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, took Catherine Middleton to be his lawful wedded wife as the Duchess of Cambridge? Turns out there are still leftovers from that wedding reception.
Royals Cave Before American Media's Slobbishness
On the agenda for Prince William's upcoming visit to the States: a chat with President Obama. And despite previous reports, Buckingham Palace will not demand that American journalists dress properly because that's the White House's job and if you yanks can't be bothered to dress for your own bloody head of state,…
The Royal Family Doesn't Fuck Around with Its Dress Code for Journalists
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are making their way to the US in T-minus 14 days, so heads up American journos: if you are one of the lucky members of the press who has by some miracle gained access to witness a member of the Royal Family in person, you damn well better dress the part, or so help them God, you are…
