What Would Be on Your Coat of Arms?
Ugh, Kate Middleton's family's coat of arms is so boring.
Celebrity Babies Make the Tabloid World Go 'Round
Once upon a time there were no celebrity tabloids, just people gossiping at the local watering hole, which was literally a hole in the ground with water in it. But then some brilliant person starting carving the likenesses of his friends and neighbors into stone, and the early celebrity weekly was born. It wouldn't be…
Here's That Other TV Movie About Will & Kate That You Didn't Ask For
We laughed, and said "of course!" when we learned that Lifetime would make a movie about Wills and Kate back in March. Then we watched (and laughed at) it when it aired in April. And now, in August, we've learned that one flick is not enough: the Hallmark channel has made a movie about the very same topic. But! There…
Of Course There's A Will & Kate Movie
And of course it's on Lifetime.
Sheath Your Excalibur With A Commemorative Royal Wedding Condom
Royal wedding themed condoms: for those special times when Harry Potter: Protect Your Wand condoms would be too undignified.