The Royal Family Doesn't Fuck Around with Its Dress Code for Journalists

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are making their way to the US in T-minus 14 days, so heads up American journos: if you are one of the lucky members of the press who has by some miracle gained access to witness a member of the Royal Family in person, you damn well better dress the part, or so help them God, you are… » 11/23/14 12:45pm Sunday 12:45pm

The New Royal Family Portrait: Approachable While Still Unattainable

Ah yes, I thought we were due for an official visual update on our friends across the pond. In the new portrait, we see Prince Will and Duchess Kate looking out the window of Apartment 1A at Kensington Palace while eight-month old George (donning a sweater with his name on it) and the shiny-ass cocker spaniel Lupo (um… » 3/30/14 4:30pm 3/30/14 4:30pm

Celebrity Babies Make the Tabloid World Go 'Round

Once upon a time there were no celebrity tabloids, just people gossiping at the local watering hole, which was literally a hole in the ground with water in it. But then some brilliant person starting carving the likenesses of his friends and neighbors into stone, and the early celebrity weekly was born. It wouldn't be… » 8/12/13 11:30am 8/12/13 11:30am

Here's That Other TV Movie About Will & Kate That You Didn't Ask For

We laughed, and said "of course!" when we learned that Lifetime would make a movie about Wills and Kate back in March. Then we watched (and laughed at) it when it aired in April. And now, in August, we've learned that one flick is not enough: the Hallmark channel has made a movie about the very same topic. But! There… » 8/08/11 5:20pm 8/08/11 5:20pm