Time to Place Your Bets on What They'll Name Royal Baby 2 

Will & Kate's second child is due sometime next month. (She hasn't gotten any more specific than mid-to-late April and can you blame her? Pregnant women who aren't famous get pestered bad enough.) Which means it's time for folks to squander their hard-earned cash by betting on what the pair will name their new arrival. » 3/24/15 2:45pm 3/24/15 2:45pm

The Daily Show's Jessica Williams: The Royals Just Want a Black Friend

After a whirlwind two days in New York, Will & Kate have returned home to the U.K., leaving America wondering what to make of it all. Well, the Daily Show's Jessica Williams is here to break this whole thing wide open: "Jon, the royals came here looking for a black friend." In the process, she manages to ruin Oreos… » 12/12/14 9:30am 12/12/14 9:30am

Will & Kate From the Cheap Seats: 48 Hours Tailing the Royals

"Officer! She just pushed her way to the front," hollers an insistent pink-haired, sweatpants-clad woman glaring daggers at the back of another woman's black parka. "I would like you to ask her to move." » 12/11/14 11:50am 12/11/14 11:50am

GASP: Lebron James Flouts Royal Protocol, Puts Arm Around Duchess Kate

As you may know, last night, Duchess Catherine and her bloke Prince William attended one barney of a basketball match between the Brooklyn Nets and the Cleveland Cavaliers. After meeting (and then suffering through the sobering realization that they had nothing to talk about with) American royalty Beyoncé and Jay Z,… » 12/09/14 2:50pm 12/09/14 2:50pm

A Slice of Will and Kate’s Wedding Cake Just Sold for $7,500

Remember that one time back in 2011 when Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, took Catherine Middleton to be his lawful wedded wife as the Duchess of Cambridge? Turns out there are still leftovers from that wedding reception. » 12/07/14 5:02pm 12/07/14 5:02pm

Royals Cave Before American Media's Slobbishness

On the agenda for Prince William's upcoming visit to the States: a chat with President Obama. And despite previous reports, Buckingham Palace will not demand that American journalists dress properly because that's the White House's job and if you yanks can't be bothered to dress for your own bloody head of state,… » 12/05/14 7:45pm 12/05/14 7:45pm

The Royal Family Doesn't Fuck Around with Its Dress Code for Journalists

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are making their way to the US in T-minus 14 days, so heads up American journos: if you are one of the lucky members of the press who has by some miracle gained access to witness a member of the Royal Family in person, you damn well better dress the part, or so help them God, you are… » 11/23/14 12:45pm 11/23/14 12:45pm

Confirmed: Will & Kate Are Coming to America in December

Batten down your loins and gird the hatches, because it's official: Will and Kate will be visiting America's fair shores December 7 - 9. » 11/14/14 12:50pm 11/14/14 12:50pm

​People of New Zealand Are Up in Arms About Prince George's Car Seat

As Prince William and Duchess Kate prepare to take wee little eight-month-old Prince George on his first international trip to New Zealand and Australia, one detail of their trip is setting the Kiwis into an uproar—Prince George's car seat. » 4/06/14 1:02pm 4/06/14 1:02pm

The New Royal Family Portrait: Approachable While Still Unattainable

Ah yes, I thought we were due for an official visual update on our friends across the pond. In the new portrait, we see Prince Will and Duchess Kate looking out the window of Apartment 1A at Kensington Palace while eight-month old George (donning a sweater with his name on it) and the shiny-ass cocker spaniel Lupo… » 3/30/14 4:30pm 3/30/14 4:30pm

Celebrity Babies Make the Tabloid World Go 'Round

Once upon a time there were no celebrity tabloids, just people gossiping at the local watering hole, which was literally a hole in the ground with water in it. But then some brilliant person starting carving the likenesses of his friends and neighbors into stone, and the early celebrity weekly was born. It wouldn't… » 8/12/13 11:30am 8/12/13 11:30am

Here's That Other TV Movie About Will & Kate That You Didn't Ask For

We laughed, and said "of course!" when we learned that Lifetime would make a movie about Wills and Kate back in March. Then we watched (and laughed at) it when it aired in April. And now, in August, we've learned that one flick is not enough: the Hallmark channel has made a movie about the very same topic. But!… » 8/08/11 5:20pm 8/08/11 5:20pm

Sheath Your Excalibur With A Commemorative Royal Wedding Condom

Royal wedding themed condoms: for those special times when Harry Potter: Protect Your Wand condoms would be too undignified. » 1/30/11 12:50pm 1/30/11 12:50pm