Loopy TV-Lovers, Get Ready For 'Celebrity Wife Swap'

Holy shit, you guys: Tuesday nights are about to get bonkers. The couples partaking in the first-ever season of Celebrity Wife Swap have been announced, and the stars who have enlisted are like gold mine. A few of the participants may have been expected (at this point, what reality show hasn't Gary Busey been on?).… » 12/02/11 4:30pm 12/02/11 4:30pm

Wife Swap: Little Angels With Dirty Mouths

Most episodes of Wife Swap feature one strict family and one lenient family for purposes of creating drama. The strict families tend to be uptight about most things, but on last night's episode, the mother of the strict family, Terry, was revealed to be a saleswoman for "romance enhancements" (she sells vibrators and… » 5/08/08 2:00pm 5/08/08 2:00pm

Wife Swap: Dad Disrespects, Professes Love For Big Women

On last night's episode of Wife Swap, we got to meet a party animal repo man named Patrick, who pretty much is a composite of every goofy character Adam Sandler has ever played. He burps, farts, howls, has food fights with his children, plays video games, doesn't mind living in a messy home, and party-hops through his… » 4/10/08 6:00pm 4/10/08 6:00pm

Wife Swap: Adorable, Sarcastic "Screamo" Teen Makes Us Feel All Mary…

A common theme on Wife Swap is that one family places an emphasis on traditional gender roles, while another family has a more unconventional approach as to the expected behavior of males and females. On last night's episode, teenage C.J. is a fan of "screamo" (I guess it's like emo but with screaming instead of… » 3/20/08 2:30pm 3/20/08 2:30pm

Wife Swap: Terrifying Texas Mom Shows "Pansy" Husband Who's Boss

On last night's Wife Swap, a radio shock-jock mom from the Northeast traded places with a walking ashtray from Texas named Sue Ann, who doesn't stand for any B.S. like "pansy" househusbands who don't earn a living or know how to play catch with their sons. A man named Edward was the husband assigned to Sue Ann, and,… » 3/06/08 7:00pm 3/06/08 7:00pm

"Prude" Mom & "Slut" Mom Trade Places On Wife Swap

Last night on Wife Swap, a "sexy rocker mom" married to a "rocker caveman" traded places with an ex-military mother of two who owns her business, lives on a farm and is married to a house husband. Hilarity, of course, ensued. The military mom tried to teach the caveman dad about sexual objectification by making him do… » 2/21/08 6:00pm 2/21/08 6:00pm

What Would You Do If You Were Ditched For A Younger Woman?

Today's Mirror has some advice for women who find themselves traded in for a younger model — in love, at work, or by your kids. Unfortunately, the advice is pretty lame. If a man dumps you for a younger chick, says the paper, you're supposed to "focus on your own life and how to live it." Not exactly revolutionary!… » 10/22/07 3:00pm 10/22/07 3:00pm