ABC Promo Shows a Rabbit Burrowing Through Ginnifer Goodwin's Crotch

Do you watch Once Upon a Time on ABC? I don't, but I sure want to now that I know how creative their promotions department can get. During this past Sunday's episode, an animated graphic popped up at the bottom of the screen. This is a normal (and very annoying) feature on ABC, but what made this one so special is… » 10/08/13 4:00pm 10/08/13 4:00pm

Funeral Home Buries Wrong Woman Despite Husband's Insistence That She…

Cohabiting with someone for 51-years is usually pretty good grounds to be able to identify that person's dead body, but apparently that wasn't a reasonable enough qualification for the Simpson Family Mortuary of Inglewood, California, a business that, upon being informed by 73-year-old Evan Davidson that the woman… » 3/12/13 5:00pm 3/12/13 5:00pm

Sarah Palin Is Not Signing With Al Jazeera, You Can Exhale Now

Earlier this morning, the Washington Post reported that hometown sweetheart/pitbull with lipstick Sarah Palin had, in an uncharacteristic move, signed a deal to be a correspondent on Al Jazeera America. The article even came with a quote from Palin herself: » 2/12/13 5:50pm 2/12/13 5:50pm

Today In Hilarious Corrections

The New York Post has amended this piece as follows: Toni "Braxton did not say: 'I have a big-ass house, three cars and I fly first class all around the world. Some say I have the perfect life." » 4/05/11 6:40pm 4/05/11 6:40pm

Weather Forecast Advises You Stay Warm With Some Hot Cock

Weather Network Canada has some great advice on how to keep warm during a snow storm! Of course, you could head outside to start shoveling, but either way, expect to see a lot of plowing. » 2/02/11 3:57pm 2/02/11 3:57pm

Your Most Memorable Shitfaced Experience

With New Year's Eve upon us, we're reminded of (our friends') champagne blackouts, one-night stands, and other terrible turn-of-year mistakes. What, dear Jezeb-hellions, are your most memorable experiences involving too many drinks? » 12/31/10 11:05am 12/31/10 11:05am

Dr. Drew Apologizes To Brad & Angelina For Predicting Their Demise

Yesterday you may have read a rant from Dr. Drew, in which he predicted Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would break up in a "nuclear eruption." Well, he's offered an apology! Via tabloidy gossip mongers Radar Online. » 12/22/10 10:56am 12/22/10 10:56am

Kim Kardashian Faces Her Altered Ego

A reader tipped us to this recent picture of Kim Kardashian, which shows the reality star holding a cardboard cutout of herself that doesn't quite represent reality. Her "are you kidding me?" expression pretty much sums it up. [RHS/WENN] » 8/28/10 3:15pm 8/28/10 3:15pm

CNN Turns President Obama Into Cannibal

A reader tipped us to this CNN post, which claims that the First Lady's brother, Craig Robinson, "was cheered on by the President, who snacked on popcorn, the First Lady, Sasha, Malia and the girls' grandmother Marian Robinson." [CNN] » 11/30/09 10:40am 11/30/09 10:40am

Someone At The Signals Catalog Has Overlooked The True Selling Point Of…

Oh, dear. A reader tipped us to this "Fruit Infusion Pitcher," an innocent gift being offered via the Signals catalog that's meant to provide the user with a naturally delicious cup of homemade tea. The design is...interesting, no? » 11/14/09 12:30pm 11/14/09 12:30pm

In Other News, The Waitress Was Apparently A LOLCat.

If you bring your family to a Mexican restaurant in West Yorkshire, you might expect some horrible food. A receipt reading 'Thankyyou littell f*****'? Not so much. » 9/11/09 6:40pm 9/11/09 6:40pm

Are You An Un-Dater?

A reader tipped us to a site called "My Very Worst Date," which collects reader submissions of dates gone horribly wrong. But sometimes, the worst dates are the dates you didn't realize you were on. » 3/28/09 1:30pm 3/28/09 1:30pm

A reader pointed out that on Us Weekly's Web site, they're showing a lovely photo of Amy Winehouse — in which the words "cunt face" are written near her head. They've since changed the photo, but luckily, we took a screen shot. Take a look by clicking on the tag above. » 8/16/07 5:45pm 8/16/07 5:45pm