Woman Finds Letter Allegedly from Chinese Laborer Tucked Inside Her Kmart Halloween Decorations

In a story so powerfully on-the-nose that it stinks of urban legend ("Help! Being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!"), an Oregon woman opened a package of Halloween decorations to find a desperate letter from a Chinese laborer. The letter (which, so far, has been neither verified nor debunked) begins: »12/28/12 7:50pm12/28/12 7:50pm

"Its Pretty Fucking Hard To Question What Your Head Tells You Is Wisdom"

There are people whose craziness could be solved with a little ADD, and then there are people whose craziness is more on par with cutting an ear off and sending it in an envelope return-addressed GREENDALE SCHOOL to girls that dis them. And then there is this guy, who is a whole nother level of crazy you could… »10/23/07 6:30pm10/23/07 6:30pm