Gentlemen, It's Time to Embrace Shorter Shorts

Shorts: The Most Stressful Garment In The World

In her imperious 1964 tome A Guide to Elegance, Genevieve Antoine Dariaux declared, "After sixteen years of age, you should not wear shorts of any kind except on the beach, the tennis court, or on board a boat." » 5/04/10 6:00pm 5/04/10 6:00pm

"This Isn’t Cheap Leather. This Is, Like, $750 Shorts Back Then."

We don't know how to feel about the revelation that Scott Brown wore pink leather shorts on his first date with now-wife-Gail. While asserting defensively that they were a modeling freebie, Brown stands by the choice: "Pastels were in." [VF] » 2/24/10 6:20pm 2/24/10 6:20pm