Yesterday, a Virginia neighborhood was very alarmed to discover that someone had littered residents' yards with Easter eggs stuffed with white supremacist literature. Shocking, but of course the Easter bunny always did get hateful after too many beers.
Check out this picture of an adorable little girl hugging her OH SWEET CHRIST THAT IS A HITLER DOLL.
A New Jersey couple who named their children "Adolph Hitler" and "Aryan Nation" claim that a court found no evidence of abuse, yet hasn't granted them custody of their children.
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Are you a pure-blooded Aryan looking for love? Are you batshit crazy? April Gaede, stage-mom of three-car-pileup-fascinating Neo-Nazi pop nymphets Prussian Blue, may be able to help! Gaede, having spawned white power royalty, is now breaking into matchmaking.
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Oh, wait, we don't qualify. And aren't Seattle-based white supremacists. Bummer. [Vintage_Ads]
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Adolf Hitler Campbell, the 3-year-old boy whose name was deemed too offensive for a supermarket birthday cake, has, along with his two sisters, been taken into state custody. Wethinks we hear the pitter-patter of ACLU...
