Republican Presidential Candidates Are a Bunch of Whiners

Can something be both a seven-story dumpster fire and more dull than watching a football field’s worth of paint dry one centimeter at a time? With their GOP debate last night, CNBC answered that one resoundingly in the affirmative. The outraged, performative yelping from both the candidates and conservative news… »10/29/15 9:22am10/29/15 9:22am


Quit Whining About Children in Fancy Restaurants

It's a rough world out there. There's war, famine, hate, and The Golden Girls isn't available streaming anywhere. But to listen to most millennials – yeah, I'm turning curmudgeon and putting it on us, millennials – there's a far more sinister scourge in the world, threatening to invade and destroy our livelihoods, or… »5/01/14 9:58pm5/01/14 9:58pm