There's Just No Place for Black Moms in Hollywood

Quite a few things appear to be wrong with the movie What to Expect When You're Expecting: It looks stupid, it seems cliché-laden, it's based on a self-help book. But perhaps worst of all, Kimberly Seals Allers writes for the New York Times' Motherlode section, it excludes the representation of African-American…
Taylor Swift Awesomely Got Bored Of Tim Tebow In Five Seconds And Might Be Dating Mark Foster Now
Country-crossover-singer-songwriter and America's unicorn Taylor Swift very likely touched footballer and rumored Te-beau Tim Tebow's Te-boner last month, but he was too busy being a virgin (or maybe being a virgin in the company of Dianna Agron) to hold her interest. She may have moved on with Mark Foster, lead…
Expect Pants at the What to Expect Premiere
Last night's NYC premiere of What to Expect When Expecting was very subdued, sartorially speaking. Maybe everyone was just fashioned-out after the Met Ball. Whatever the case, the disappointment of the red carpet undoubtedly mirrors the lameness of the film.
Whose Baby Bump Is Least Convincing in the What to Expect Posters?
The posters for What to Expect When You're Expecting have been released, and since it's not set to hit theaters until May, we have four months to be hypnotized by the Styrofoam lumps they shoved under the stars' shirts.
While Brooklyn Decker's is probably the funniest, Anna Kendrick's is the saddest. Everyone else…The What To Expect When You're Expecting Trailer, In Which Pregnancy Sucks
Usually, when a movie is based on a best-selling book, that book is not an instruction manual. But Hollywood is full of wacky ideas, and the new flick What To Expect When You're Expecting is one of them. Like Love, Actually, Valentine's Day and New Year's Eve, the story follows a large, ensemble cast, but this time,…
Who Moved My Cheese, The Movie: We Hand Hollywood Its Next Big Blockbusters
They're making a movie out of What to Expect When You're Expecting. They've already made movies out of French Women Don't Get Fat and He's Just Not That Into You. Here, we give Hollywood its next batch of self-help blockbusters:
Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
Quoth the Daily Mail, "for some, the best way to commemorate the experience of pregnancy is with a painted belly." Just for you, a gallery of this new art form - with analysis.
What Should Jezebels Really Expect After They're Expecting: Sex Edition
There's an article in Psychology Today about the after-effects of different kinds of birth on the ol' vagina. And guys, it is bleak. (Think the Psych Today editors were inspired by that Elle article last month on sex after giving birth?) Three months after a C-section, 55% of women reported sexual dissatisfaction.…
There are so many things to worry about as a woman prepares herself for childbirth: Will my baby be born healthy? Will my body recover fully? Will my vadge look perfectly hairless when it comes time to push a child out of it? Yes, increasing numbers of New York women are scheduling everything from hair appointments to…
This Week, Butts Were Waxed, Babies Were Born, And Bush's Spokespretty Was Stupid
- Past Fashion: Easter outfits!!!
- Slut Machine returned from vacation and brought back some advice about buttcracks.
- You told us what happens to your buttcracks — and all your other lady bits — when you are with child. (Pssst: you pee your pants a lot)
- We learned about man parts too.
Pregnancy Stories: We Asked, You Answered
There's some new research in today's Australian that suggests pregnancy can make women "smarter and quicker for decades after giving birth," because the extra estrogen floating around promotes neuron growth. Well, you Jezemoms must be brimming with estrogen, because yesterday, you gave us all the things we wanted to…
What Should Jezebels Really Expect When They're Expecting?
There are so many dirty little secrets about giving birth that don't get shown on the silver screen. I still remember the combination of revulsion and awe I felt when I discovered that many women shit themselves during labor. Revulsion because, ew. Awe because of the wondrous inner workings of the female body! What To…
London's Balletlorent dance company is staging an original ballet in which professional ballet dancers and pregnant women will be performing side by side. "This is another development of a long-held wish to mix up the different physical types in my choreography. The shape of people changes the way they move, and I…
