SeaWorld Has a New PR Nightmare: This Girl Who Was Bitten by a Dolphin

Last week, a 9-year-old girl was bitten by a dolphin at SeaWorld in San Antonio, Texas. Now PETA is trying to get the U.S. Department of Agriculture to investigate the bite. » 2/28/14 12:00pm 2/28/14 12:00pm

Killer Whales Go Through Menopause, But Do They Get Hot Flashes?

Killer whales are one of only three species on the planet to experience menopause, and scientists believe the evolutionary trait is a result of whales' "unusual social structure," in which their adult children never really leave them. (On a side note: what the fuck is day two of a whale period like?) » 10/17/13 11:50am 10/17/13 11:50am

Vancouver Women Complains That Museum’s ‘Whale Bone Porn’ Is Tickling…

A woman from Vancouver named Ann Pimentel has mounted a minor (and belated) modesty crusade against the Vancouver Maritime Museum's 19th century scrimshaw exhibit. Pimentel is worried that the exhibit will somehow damage her young children more than her aggressive sense of decorum, and she is demanding that the VMM… » 3/24/13 5:00pm 3/24/13 5:00pm

Man and His Dog Find Ambergris, Which We Must All Remember Is Not the…

Ambergris, that versatile sperm whale excretion that Herman Melville wrote so prodigiously about when the ocean was just a Dave & Buster's for murdering sperm whales, can be a pretty valuable beachcombing find, way more valuable than a mostly intact conch shell, horseshoe crab, or buffalo nickel. Just ask unemployed… » 2/02/13 1:30pm 2/02/13 1:30pm

Male Killer Whales Are the Biggest Mama’s Boys of the Animal Kingdom

There are only a few lucky species of animals that experience the hormonal scrapple that comes with menopause. Humans, for example, experience menopause so that mothers-in-law don't spew too much vitriol on the temptresses that have bewitched their baby boys. And to conserve resources or whatever. Killer whales, on the … » 9/14/12 1:10pm 9/14/12 1:10pm

Everyone Is Faking It But Madonna and Paris Hilton

  • Paris Hilton has another video in support of her nascent Presidential campaign and, this time, she's got Jeb Bartlett giving her advice. It's not as good as the first, but it just goes to show that President Bartlett was nothing without Josh. [Funny or Die]
  • In other really important news, Madonna really doesn't want …
» 10/08/08 6:40pm 10/08/08 6:40pm

"Jane" Editor To Cut Her Hair Short, Start Nagging

  • Jane Magazine's Brandon Holley got hitched. Like two weeks ago! [Gawker]
  • Anna Wintour isn't the only one with a grudge against pachyderms: EBay has got it in for them too. [CNN]
  • Angelina Jolie says she's going on hiatus. Wee! This might mean that more biological "blobs" are on the way! [USAToday]
  • Veronica Mars dies…
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