Downton Abbey Creator Basically Calls Dan Stevens a Shit
Downton Abbey creator Julian Fellowes would have liked to give Matthew and Lady Mary Crawley a happier ending, but wasn't able to because Dan Stevens bailed so unceremoniously.
Doctors Remove 30-Year-Old Fetus From Living Woman's Body
A 59-year-old woman said she had experienced sharp pain in her abdomen for at least thirty years. Turns out it was the remains of a petrified fetus, which doctors removed when she finally got access to adequate medical care.
The Scary Life Of The Woman Who Knows No Fear
A woman, whom the medical journal Current Biology simply calls SM, has a rare from of brain damage, and literally can not feel fear. But researchers sure had a good time trying to scare her!
Two Male Mice Become Fathers—Together
Scientists have managed to take females out of the reproduction equation by getting two male mice to reproduce together, opening up the possibility for future human male/male reproduction (with a female surrogate to carry). No one tell Christine O'Donnell.
The Disturbing Twinkie Diet
Today in Lessons We Don't Necessarily Need To Learn: a Kansas State professor shed 26.2 pounds while feeding primarily on Twinkies, Doritos, doughnuts, and other treats high in saturated fats for 10 weeks. Oh, and his cholesterol went down, too.
President Obama To Appear On Mythbusters
On December 8, President Obama will appear on Mythbusters in an effort to highlight science education. Obama will help determine whether Archimedes really set fire to a Roman fleet using mirrors, though this was already "busted" in a previous episode.
The Periodic Table Of Swearing
This print from Modern Toss (click to enlarge) provides a handy guide to British curses. That said, Americans may need a translation for "stink like a piss ceefax" and "acting like a cock snake on plant food."
Understanding The Nastiness Of Morning Breath
The scientific explanation for morning breath: Billions of bacteria live in your mouth and create waste, using your mouth like a toilet bowl. When you brush your teeth and eat breakfast, they're killed by the acids in your stomach. [WaPo]
Attractive Ladies Make Men Stressed-Out
This article, titled "Beautiful women can be bad for your health," would be better if it read: "Men stressed after being left alone with 'attractive' woman while playing Sudoku." Because that's the real problem here. Seriously.
Personality Plus
"Males have more pronounced personalities than females across a range of species — from humans to house sparrows — according to new research." (NB: "Personality" is defined as "consistent, predictable behaviours.") [ScienceDaily]
Breast Intentions
Doctors are hopeful that new stem cell technology will allow women to regrow breasts within the next three years. The technique - which involves injecting fat tissue into a biodegradable chamber - has already proved successful in pigs. [Telegraph]
Happiness Is Married, With Children
Score one for Family Values. Or at least another talking point for the rabid, ongoing, totally theoretical kids/no kids! war!
Making Physics Fun
At the link: A musing about the state of science in children's lives; chemistry sets have given way to "boogerology" kits, emphasizing gross stuff in an effort to lure kids. But click through for the anvil launch video! [Retro Thing]
5 Movies John Hughes Will Be Remembered For
Filmmaker John Hughes passed away
John Hughes 1950 — 2009
The director, producer and writer responsible for hugely popular movies like National Lampoon's Vacation, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Weird Science, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles and Pretty in Pink died today in New York. More to come. [TMZ, Wikipedia]
Deception, Seduction & Cannibalism: Drama In The Night Sky
According to Dr. Sara Lewis, most of the flashing lights we see in the summer are the mating calls of male fireflies, who converse nightly with the females waiting in the grass for the male with the largest "gift." [NYT]
New Technology "Prints" 3-D Fetuses
A Brazilian designer generates 3-D plaster models of fetuses from ultrasounds. It's a cool option for blind women — but will it become, as London Times commenters fear, another weapon in the fight against abortion? [TimesOnline]
Germophobes Be Warned
Scientists have begun mapping the 1,000 species of bacteria living on the human skin in efforts to better understand healthy epidermis. Apparently, the forearm is teeming with an average of 44 different types of bacteria, while the armpit is a "lush rain forest" of microscopic life. [NationalGeographic & ScienceNow]
Beagles + Sea Anemone Genes = Glow-In-The-Dark Puppies
The stereotype of the "mad" scientist is deserved. [BoingBoing]
The "Orgasm Robot": Educational Or Offensive?
A reader has tipped us to this bizarre contraption, known as "Moaning Lisa," a robotic instrument designed to challenge users to master "the process leading to a female orgasm" using a series of ultrasonic sensors.
Say Cheese? Childhood Snaps & Adult Divorce
Scientists allege it's possible to predict whose marriages will fail by looking at "smile intensity" in childhood photographs.
Funny Guys Always Get The Girl
A recent study shows that Seth Rogen and his troop of bros are right: funny men do get their pick of ladies.
Penis Pump
A new study of the effectiveness of the penile-extending device Andropenis in our favorite medical journal
Passing Gas Is The New Viagra
Italian scientists have discovered that hydrogen sulphide, found in rotten eggs and human farts, stimulates erections when injected into human penii. This is good news for one Jezebel reader, concerned about farting during anal sex.
Navel Gazing
We've always assumed our navels are just for piercing, but Aki Sinkkonen has a new theory on the belly button: he believes that they served the evolutionary purpose of signaling fertility to potential mates.
When Daddy's A Mad Scientist, You'll Wear An Electrode Cap And Like It!
Awesome, awesome article in the Times yesterday about "a new crop of scientists using their children as research subjects."
Cheating, Opportunistic Sluts Have Only Hormones To Blame
A new study asserts that women with high levels of the so-called "Marilyn Monroe" hormone are not only considered more attractive than their peers, but are also more likely to be unfaithful.
The Silent And Painful Killer: "Childbed Fever"
The feminist and writer Mary Wollstonecraft met her end at the hands of a medical mystery that killed scores of 18th century mothers. Why?
And Eat It, Too: In Defense Of Kitchen Ignorance
Says one killjoy in today's New York Times, "Cooking is chemistry, and the only way to know for sure is to employ the scientific method." Um, no thanks. Pass the butter.
Who Needs Science Or Feminism When There's Jenny McCarthy?
Amanda Marcotte at Pandagon puts her finger on host of problems that come along with not getting your child vaccinated because former Playmate and Singled Out host Jenny McCarthy says it causes autism.