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Ready Or Not
William Acosta emerged from a flight at Corpus Christi International Airport to find his fiancée Robyn Moore in a wedding gown, with a justice of the peace. Of the surprise wedding, Acosta says he was "speechless and thrilled." [CBS]Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
When Dana Hanna got married to Tracy Page last week, he paused before kissing her so they could both update their Facebook and Twitter. (Here's his.) Hopefully this won't be the next "wedding dance" craze. More »Bride Sues Over Racy Wedding Photos
New Yorker Sarah Bostwick is suing her wedding photographer for posting pictures of her in her underwear on the studio's website. Bostwick says she didn't want pictures taken of her getting dressed and they've given her PTSD. [N.Y. Daily News]Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Getting Married
Golden Couple
Les Atwell, 94, and Sheila Walsh, 87, are "Britain's oldest newlyweds" after being set up four years ago. Says Les, It didn't take us long to organise the wedding. You can't hang around at our age." [Mirror]Jilted Bride Turns Reception Into Party For Seniors
Teanne Harris was ready to get married and host a Halloween-themed reception, when her fiance suddenly called it off. Loath to let it all go to waste, Harris walked into a nearby retirement community and donated the entire bash. [NYDailyNews]Show Must Go On
According to the NY Times, Margaret Sterling's ill-timed fictional nuptials were no anomaly: a number of weddings went forward after Kennedy's assassination. "I'll tell you, after a few drinks it didn't really matter," says one of the grooms. [NYT]Halloween Wedding Too Ghoulish For Sleepy Hollow Church
Lisa Panensky and Jim Nieves reserved the church mentioned in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow months ago, but church officials called off their Halloween wedding after learning they plan to wear costumes and play The Munsters theme. [N.Y. Daily News]Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
• Hundreds of Muslim pilgrims have lined up to catch a glimpse of this Russian baby, who supposedly has verses from the Koran inscribed on his leg, which appear and fade every few days. • More »Nightmare Bridezilla Hates "Poor" People
Last night's episode featured Karen, a bride-to-be from Staten Island, NY, who — despite talking gauchely about how rich she is — believes that she is the epitome of class, and too important to be polite to "poor" people. More »Louisiana Interracial Couple Refused Marriage License. Not 200 Years Ago. Today.
"I don't do interracial marriages because I don't want to put children in a situation they didn't bring on themselves," Keith Bardwell, the parish justice of the peace says. "In my heart, I feel the children will later suffer." [AP]Just(ice) Married
Can you imagine looking up to utter I do and seeing the smiling face of Sonia Sotomayor? A lucky couple got to do just that Friday, when she presided over their intimate wedding. [NYDailyNews]Something Blue: Are You A Formerly-Employed Bridal Mag Staffer?
True story: Once upon a time, long long ago, I worked at Modern Bride. Today's news that the magazine — along with Elegant Bride — will cease to exist is pretty sad, but presents an excellent opportunity: Dishing dirt. More »Vampire Wedding Scare-emoney Was Bloody Good Fun
When 61-year-old Jack Holsinger and 44-year-old Connie Spitznagel got hitched Saturday, the groom arrived in a hearse; the minister was dressed as Jason from Friday the 13th; instead of a kiss, the bride received a bite on the neck. [AP]Hollywood, Please Stop Inviting Us To Your Weddings
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are getting married today after dating for approximately 8.2 seconds, and one gets the sense that the inevitable USWeekly divorce cover is on the way. But should we be so cynical? More »They're Getting Maaaaaried!
Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski are on in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly talking about their TV wedding and pregnancy as super adorable Office-couple Jim and Pam. The hour-long wedding special will air Tonight! Pictures here. [JustJared]"Curves" Are The Theme Of Christina Hendricks' Wedding
The Budget Bride
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More »Cliff Hanger
A Maryland woman was hiking with her boyfriend on Sunday when he popped the question. She promptly fell off a cliff. "That must have been a heck of a proposal," observed Assistant Chief Graham. Fortunately, no one was hurt. [WashingtonPost]Celebrity Wedding Planners Lead Crazy Lives, Need Their Own Rom-Com Immediately
"It's like a military operation," says one celebrity wedding planners in a fascinating look into their top-secret machinations. Because if Chesea Clinton is, indeed, secretly getting married, apparently the whole thing's been carried off with painstaking precision. More »The Weird World Of Miniature Brides
The folks at Tacky Weddings have called our attention to a fairly disturbing trend: "miniature bride" photography, which places the happy couple in scenes akin to Jack and the Beanstalk, with the groom looming over the bride, giant style. More »