A Kimye Ceremony Photo Emerges! Plus Photos From Last Night/Today

Well, everyone who called that last night was just a rehearsal was correct. Your weekend has been made and you can now pat yourself on the back! For the rest of us who were hoping that the Wests would get married twice (COME ON! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GLORIOUS) there are Instagram photos of last night's looks and even a… » 5/24/14 2:10pm 5/24/14 2:10pm

Kimye Wedding May Be Happening Right Now! Lana Del Rey Performing!

More pictures from the possible nuptial of the future (current?) Mr. and Mrs. West have surfaced. Among them are shots of guests en route, guests arriving, and a very special photo of the sky from Kim with the caption "little angels are blessing us." Also: Lana Del Rey is rehearsing! Could she be swaying in place on… » 5/23/14 5:18pm 5/23/14 5:18pm

This Week in Tabloids: Faked Pix of Kim Squeezing Into Wedding Dress

Welcome back! Wednesdays belong to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman and I "read" the celebrity weeklies so that you don't "have" to. This week: Ben Affleck's gambling problem means his marriage is in crisis; Kate Middleton is "officially" having another kid (someday); and so much Kim Kardashian wedding stuff,… » 5/07/14 3:00pm 5/07/14 3:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: Beyoncé Refuses to Be a Kardashian Bridesmaid

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand down the street and we "read" the celebrity tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week: Demi Moore's new boyfriend is younger than her daughter's boyfriend; Nicole Richie is throwing up to stay skinny; and Beyoncé is just not… » 1/08/14 2:50pm 1/08/14 2:50pm

Choosing Your Wedding Colors Is the Gateway Drug to Insanity

Weddings, at this point, are a weird saggy layer cake of traditions and cultural expectations. Some of them are charming and nostalgic, some of them are grossly antiquated and some of them are just plain dumb. But probably the strangest part of the whole planning experience is something relatively new: the fanatical… » 12/10/13 3:00pm 12/10/13 3:00pm

A Coast Guardsman Proposed on GMA Today (Plus Jason Derulo Was There)

The morning talk show ratings war is still on and in order to win, Good Morning America has made it their mission to win the hearts of Americans by dominating the weird proposal market. Monday's Veteran's Day-inspired entry: getting a member of the Coast Guard to propose to his girlfriend via a performance by Jason… » 11/11/13 3:20pm 11/11/13 3:20pm

There's a Sari Rental Market. Give Us One for Bridesmaids Dresses

An interesting thing is happening in the retail world: as the population of Indians living in the United States grows, and the number of Indian weddings has grown with it, the need for the right clothing for those weddings has reached a new high. Sensing an opportunity, a bunch of sari-rental websites have cropped… » 10/16/13 5:20pm 10/16/13 5:20pm

Progress! NY Times Wedding Announcement Openly Discusses Abortion

Signs of real social progress are often very subtle. They ought to be, by nature, since real progress is really a process of normalization. When same-sex marriage doesn’t merit the “same-sex” modifier, for instance, in most mainstream news publications, it’s a signal that most members of our society think beyond the… » 9/02/13 2:00pm 9/02/13 2:00pm