Meet Donald Trump's (Fictional) Illegitimate Muslim Daughter, Ayesha Trump

If one sole force in this farce of a universe can bring down the campaign of presidential hopeful Donald Trump, who speaks as if he has a perpetually-thwarted O-face, it won’t be the hacker group Anonymous, nor Ben Sasse, nor John Oliver’s #Drumpf hashtag activism. No, dear readers: it will be at the hands of Ayesha…
