How to Have A Sexy Valentine's Day Even When It Is Fucking Freezing

Weather experts have predicted that a potentially historic cold snap will make its way across the East Coast and Ohio Valley this weekend, with temperatures plunging to 30 degrees below average. That is a big disappointment, because I was hoping to have some sex on Valentine’s Day and I don’t like being nude if I’m…
How to Obsessively Track This Weekend's Snowstorm

There’s a huge snowstorm bearing down on the Eastern half and Northern parts of the United States, and if you’re nearby, here are the best tools to see if you’re in its path and how much snow you’ll get. Even if you’re not, or you’re a couch-bound storm chaser, these weather tools will come in handy.
21-Year-Old Wisconsin Woman Freezes to Death After Leaving House Party in Shorts
A Wisconsin woman found frozen to death on Sunday morning in Milwaukee has been identified as 21-year-old Elizabeth Luebke. According to reports, Luebke left a house party after having an argument with her friends, venturing outside in shorts and a tank top on a night when temperatures were well below zero.
Enthusiastic 7-Year-Old Gives the Best Damn Weather Forecast
On Halloween, Chicago's WGN-TV invited local second grader Charlie Hale to give forecast. Little do they know that Charlie Hale is one charismatic, gesticulating 7-year-old son of a gun who would go on to give an unforgettable performance.
Study Shows Hurricanes With Female Names Don't Get Taken Seriously
A new study making the rounds today claims that hurricanes with female names kill more people than storms with male names because people are less inclined to believe that something with a feminine name can kill them and therefore less likely to take seriously the storm's threat. While "Proven By Science: Sexism Can …
