I Paid for a Water 'Tasting Flight' Because I'm an Asshole and I Can

James Spader is a regular, the host informs us as we walk to our table. Oh, and Will Ferrell sat right there with his family just yesterday. All lovely people; great tippers. My friend and I slide into the modern red wing chairs in Los Angeles' Ray's & Stark Bar and ask for the water menu. We're here to drink flights of … » 8/07/13 11:40am 8/07/13 11:40am

Welcome Global Warming in This Sexy Innertube Dress

It's fucking hot, and you want to get in the water right now? Well, this inflatable dress will cool you off in style — and you can probably even use it to masturbate, too. Both Gary Busey and this guy would be proud.* » 7/18/13 11:30pm 7/18/13 11:30pm

Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Spending Night in Jail

A University of Virginia student had just bought some bottled water, cookie dough and ice cream for a sorority fundraiser when a group of people in plainclothes approached her car. One person jumped on her hood, another pulled a gun on her, and the student, logically, began trying to drive her car as fast as she could… » 6/30/13 1:31pm 6/30/13 1:31pm

Nestlé is Making a 'Premium' Bottled Water Aimed at 'Stylish' Women

Living in the modern world, it's difficult not to be saddened and disturbed by the scarcity of water that imperils millions of humans on a daily basis. Oh, did you think I was talking about global water shortages? No, sorry, I was referring to the fact that there were only three premium brands of still water targeted… » 6/10/13 5:30pm 6/10/13 5:30pm

Useful Information: How to Break a Car Window Using Only a Headrest

Would you know what to do if you were ever trapped inside a car that was submerged in water? It's a terrifying concept, but, as the recent deadly floods in Beijing demonstrate, not entirely uncommon. It turns out that you have the perfect tool to smash open your window in your very vehicle: the front seat headrests.… » 7/25/12 4:45pm 7/25/12 4:45pm

Neti Pots Could Help Amoebas Eat Your Brains

I've always been suspicious of neti pots — those weird little teapots that people use to wash out their nasal passages. Now I have just cause: two Louisiana residents have died after they used tap water, rather than distilled, to rinse their noses. According to LiveScience, this treatment "a deadly amoeba living in the… » 12/16/11 6:10pm 12/16/11 6:10pm

Worth It: Bubbles Without Chemicals, Sugar Or Rotten Teeth

Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our daily… » 11/18/11 3:00pm 11/18/11 3:00pm

Jennifer Aniston's "Sex Tape" Viral Video Parody

A video titled "Jen Aniston Sex Tape" has been going around the internet today, but fortunately the anonymous sources that seem to live in Jen's underwear drawer haven't posted footage of her bedroom activities. It's actually a SmartWater ad that spoofs viral video staples, including puppies, dancing babies, and groin… » 3/08/11 12:21am 3/08/11 12:21am

May Anthropologie Catalog: Totally Watered Down

Hey, you know what this recession needs? To encourage us to shop for things we can't really see! That's the message you might get from sopping wet pages of the May Anthropologie catalog: » 5/07/09 4:00pm 5/07/09 4:00pm