Dogs Have Tested Positive for Lead Toxicity in Flint

Two cross-breed dogs in the Flint, Michigan area have tested positive for lead toxicity, the Detroit Free Press reported. One is a pet and the other is a stray.
Over 300 Michigan Plumbers Came to Flint to Provide Aid in Ongoing Water Crisis
On Saturday, January 30, over 300 Michigan plumbers descended upon Flint to aid their local colleagues in ameliorating the current water crisis.
Very Reasonable Politician: Abortion is Causing California's Drought
California Assembly Member Shannon Grove is generating cascades of headlines over the last couple days for her very reasonable, well thought-out, scientific point of view that her state’s crippling drought is caused by abortion. She’s been defending that view to her constituents on Facebook, which, again — great plan.
Most Popular Water Bottle: Nalgene
In one of our biggest votes ever, Nalgene took the crown of Best Water Bottle with its combination of durability, capacity, and reputation. Some of them even glow in the dark.
Your Top Five Picks For Best Water Bottle
Your water bottle nominations have hit the max fill line, and now it’s time to vote on the five top contenders.
I Paid for a Water 'Tasting Flight' Because I'm an Asshole and I Can
James Spader is a regular, the host informs us as we walk to our table. Oh, and Will Ferrell sat right there with his family just yesterday. All lovely people; great tippers. My friend and I slide into the modern red wing chairs in Los Angeles' Ray's & Stark Bar and ask for the water menu. We're here to drink flights…
Welcome Global Warming in This Sexy Innertube Dress
It's fucking hot, and you want to get in the water right now? Well, this inflatable dress will cool you off in style — and you can probably even use it to masturbate, too. Both Gary Busey and this guy would be proud.*
Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Spending Night in Jail
A University of Virginia student had just bought some bottled water, cookie dough and ice cream for a sorority fundraiser when a group of people in plainclothes approached her car. One person jumped on her hood, another pulled a gun on her, and the student, logically, began trying to drive her car as fast as she could…
Nestlé is Making a 'Premium' Bottled Water Aimed at 'Stylish' Women
Living in the modern world, it's difficult not to be saddened and disturbed by the scarcity of water that imperils millions of humans on a daily basis. Oh, did you think I was talking about global water shortages? No, sorry, I was referring to the fact that there were only three premium brands of still water…

