Bethenny Frankel Doesn't Want to Get Poland Spring in Any Hot Water

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Taiwan's Water Supply Now Deliciously Full of Ecstasy and Special K

Thanks to a festival called "Spring Scream" Taiwan's water supply is now spiked with all manner of drugs (least of which is caffeine) which are not being removed during the water purification process and finding their way into drinking water and the bellies of fish. » 1/16/15 6:40pm 1/16/15 6:40pm

Most Popular Water Bottle: Nalgene

In one of our biggest votes ever, Nalgene took the crown of Best Water Bottle with its combination of durability, capacity, and reputation. Some of them even glow in the dark. » 1/09/15 3:16pm 1/09/15 3:16pm

Five Best Water Bottles

Your water bottle nominations have hit the max fill line, and now it's time to vote on the five top contenders. » 1/07/15 3:16pm 1/07/15 3:16pm

What's the Best Water Bottle?

The water bottle market is flooded with options, but which vessel is the best for toting around the liquid you need to stay alive? Head for the comments and let us know. » 1/05/15 3:16pm 1/05/15 3:16pm

​CA Couple May Face $500 Fine For Letting Yard Dry Out to Save Water

Humanity is Awful-Fest 2014 is still going strong! This time, a couple in California are being punished for attempting to conserve water and not watering their lawn. » 7/20/14 3:54pm 7/20/14 3:54pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Believes that Water Has Consciousness and Energy

Yay!!! GoopTalk™! Brand new GoopTalk™! Nothing gets me through a dreary Wednesday afternoon grind like Our Lady of Goop talkin' about stuff. This week on the mind of Goop: Water has feelings and if it gets grumpy it turns to poison! (Goop. Quick Q. Are you sure you aren't thinking of snakes?) » 6/04/14 7:15pm 6/04/14 7:15pm

300,000 People in West Virginia Have Toxic Running Water

Last week, a chemical company poisoned a major West Virginia water supply so thoroughly that FEMA has been dispatched to clean things up. » 1/11/14 5:02pm 1/11/14 5:02pm

I Paid for a Water 'Tasting Flight' Because I'm an Asshole and I Can

James Spader is a regular, the host informs us as we walk to our table. Oh, and Will Ferrell sat right there with his family just yesterday. All lovely people; great tippers. My friend and I slide into the modern red wing chairs in Los Angeles' Ray's & Stark Bar and ask for the water menu. We're here to drink flights… » 8/07/13 11:40am 8/07/13 11:40am

Welcome Global Warming in This Sexy Innertube Dress

It's fucking hot, and you want to get in the water right now? Well, this inflatable dress will cool you off in style — and you can probably even use it to masturbate, too. Both Gary Busey and this guy would be proud.* » 7/18/13 11:30pm 7/18/13 11:30pm

Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Spending Night in Jail

A University of Virginia student had just bought some bottled water, cookie dough and ice cream for a sorority fundraiser when a group of people in plainclothes approached her car. One person jumped on her hood, another pulled a gun on her, and the student, logically, began trying to drive her car as fast as she could… » 6/30/13 1:31pm 6/30/13 1:31pm

Nestlé is Making a 'Premium' Bottled Water Aimed at 'Stylish' Women

Living in the modern world, it's difficult not to be saddened and disturbed by the scarcity of water that imperils millions of humans on a daily basis. Oh, did you think I was talking about global water shortages? No, sorry, I was referring to the fact that there were only three premium brands of still water… » 6/10/13 5:30pm 6/10/13 5:30pm

Americans Crazy About Awesome New Drink: Water

While New Yorkers were dealing with the large soda kerfuffle, something kooky was happening in America: Water is now the most popular drink in the country. » 3/13/13 5:20pm 3/13/13 5:20pm

We're Throwing Out Too Much Damn Food and It's Killing the World

Mother Jones brings us their usual cheery fare in the form of some fairly staggering statistics about worldwide food and water consumption and waste. Spoiler alert on rotten food: We're a bunch of wasteful assholes. » 1/16/13 10:30am 1/16/13 10:30am

Celebrate the Mars Landing by Watching This Mesmerizing Water…

Here's some footage of some super cool water experiments being conducted at zero gravity inside the International Space Station. Is anybody else itching to get their hands on that thing? » 8/06/12 7:45pm 8/06/12 7:45pm

Useful Information: How to Break a Car Window Using Only a Headrest

Would you know what to do if you were ever trapped inside a car that was submerged in water? It's a terrifying concept, but, as the recent deadly floods in Beijing demonstrate, not entirely uncommon. It turns out that you have the perfect tool to smash open your window in your very vehicle: the front seat headrests.… » 7/25/12 4:45pm 7/25/12 4:45pm

Neatnik Dog Always Washes Her Toys Before Leaving the Dog Park


Look at her go! Adorable proof that there are clean freaks in every species. (Though if she were truly obsessive about cleanliness, she would insist on changing the dirty water in those buckets first.) » 3/01/12 2:40pm 3/01/12 2:40pm

Neti Pots Could Help Amoebas Eat Your Brains

I've always been suspicious of neti pots — those weird little teapots that people use to wash out their nasal passages. Now I have just cause: two Louisiana residents have died after they used tap water, rather than distilled, to rinse their noses. According to LiveScience, this treatment "a deadly amoeba living in… » 12/16/11 6:10pm 12/16/11 6:10pm

Worth It: Bubbles Without Chemicals, Sugar Or Rotten Teeth

Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our daily… » 11/18/11 3:00pm 11/18/11 3:00pm