Stop Hand-Washing Your Dishes and Wasting Water, You Old-Timey Idiot

Good news for every lazy motherfucker out there: Turns out that washing your dishes by hand is not only useless but it’s also a complete and utter waste of water. You need to stop doing it immediately, regardless of whether you have a dishwasher or not. Time to buy one or invest in paper plates. » 5/06/15 7:40pm 5/06/15 7:40pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Believes that Water Has Consciousness and Energy

Yay!!! GoopTalk™! Brand new GoopTalk™! Nothing gets me through a dreary Wednesday afternoon grind like Our Lady of Goop talkin' about stuff. This week on the mind of Goop: Water has feelings and if it gets grumpy it turns to poison! (Goop. Quick Q. Are you sure you aren't thinking of snakes?) » 6/04/14 7:15pm 6/04/14 7:15pm

I Paid for a Water 'Tasting Flight' Because I'm an Asshole and I Can

James Spader is a regular, the host informs us as we walk to our table. Oh, and Will Ferrell sat right there with his family just yesterday. All lovely people; great tippers. My friend and I slide into the modern red wing chairs in Los Angeles' Ray's & Stark Bar and ask for the water menu. We're here to drink flights… » 8/07/13 11:40am 8/07/13 11:40am

Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Spending Night in Jail

A University of Virginia student had just bought some bottled water, cookie dough and ice cream for a sorority fundraiser when a group of people in plainclothes approached her car. One person jumped on her hood, another pulled a gun on her, and the student, logically, began trying to drive her car as fast as she could… » 6/30/13 1:31pm 6/30/13 1:31pm

Nestlé is Making a 'Premium' Bottled Water Aimed at 'Stylish' Women

Living in the modern world, it's difficult not to be saddened and disturbed by the scarcity of water that imperils millions of humans on a daily basis. Oh, did you think I was talking about global water shortages? No, sorry, I was referring to the fact that there were only three premium brands of still water… » 6/10/13 5:30pm 6/10/13 5:30pm

Useful Information: How to Break a Car Window Using Only a Headrest

Would you know what to do if you were ever trapped inside a car that was submerged in water? It's a terrifying concept, but, as the recent deadly floods in Beijing demonstrate, not entirely uncommon. It turns out that you have the perfect tool to smash open your window in your very vehicle: the front seat headrests.… » 7/25/12 4:45pm 7/25/12 4:45pm

Neti Pots Could Help Amoebas Eat Your Brains

I've always been suspicious of neti pots — those weird little teapots that people use to wash out their nasal passages. Now I have just cause: two Louisiana residents have died after they used tap water, rather than distilled, to rinse their noses. According to LiveScience, this treatment "a deadly amoeba living in… » 12/16/11 6:10pm 12/16/11 6:10pm