Football Coach Who Wouldn't Stop Game Prayers Put on Leave, Possibly to Avoid Praying Satanists 

Joe Kennedy, the coach of a Washington state high school football team, has been placed on leave after he wouldn’t stop praying at games. The school district says it’s to avoid liability, which is probably true. It’s convenient timing, too, considering that the Satanic Temple has begun demanding to be allowed to… »10/29/15 6:00pm10/29/15 6:00pm


Former Teen Mom Bristol Palin Is Very Upset That Washington Teens Can Get IUDs

Bristol Palin, scion of Sarah Palin, seven months pregnant in an “I got ahead of myself” situation, is mad about birth control. Specifically, she is mad about Washington teenagers having access to low-cost, long-acting, reversible birth control like IUDs. OK, Bristol. Let’s do this. You really want to do this?
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Vatican Sorta Confirms the Pope Really Did Meet with Kim Davis in Washington 

Last night, Kim Davis’s lawyer and an obscure Catholic magazine claimed that Kim Davis met with the Pope in Washington D.C last week. This morning, Davis told ABC she did totally meet with the Pope. It all sounded like bullshit, but indeed, the Vatican has briefly confirmed the meeting took place and that they don’t… »9/30/15 10:50am9/30/15 10:50am

Hundreds of Bunnies Are Shitting All Over a Small Town In Washington

If last year’s viral video of a woman being swarmed by rabbits on a Japanese island was a manifestation of your wildest dream, congrats, bunny lover: You now have a chance of that happening to you, right here in the good ol’ U.S.A. You just have to venture 30 miles north of Seattle to Whidbey Island, where hundreds of… »9/18/15 10:45am9/18/15 10:45am

13-Year-Old Girl Dies By Suicide After Dad Shares Public Shaming Video

Izabel Laxamana, a 13-year-old girl in Tacoma, Washington died by suicide after jumping off a highway overpass on Friday, May 29. Days before, Laxamana’s father Jeff had reportedly punished her for an unspecified transgression by cutting off her hair and uploading a video to YouTube. There’s now a controversy brewing… »6/04/15 10:50am6/04/15 10:50am

Jonah From Veep Practices for the White House Correspondents Dinner

The White House Correspondents dinner—that bizarre annual ritual in which celebrities are smushed in between politicians to temporarily relieve Washington from its own bitter, bloated, halitosis-ridden reality—is tomorrow night, and in a spot-on video spoof for Vanity Fair, Veep star (and friend of Jezebel) Timothy… »4/24/15 7:30pm4/24/15 7:30pm

Check This New Trailer for House of Cards Season 3 

House of Cards returns in all its cynical, scheming, soapy glory on February 27. And yesterday, amid all the Golden Globes excitement, Netflix dropped this new trailer, which packs a lot into less than a minute. It's mostly grave stares into the middle distance, climaxing with this exchange: "We're murderers, Frank."… »1/12/15 10:10am1/12/15 10:10am

High School Student on Trial for Rape Allowed to Play Football (UPDATED)

18-year-old Tyler Smith has been charged with the rape of two women. He is scheduled to face trial in December, but in the meantime is continuing to play on the football team of Hoquiam High School in Washington state. One might expect this to be yet another story of a winning football team being more important than… »10/15/14 3:30pm10/15/14 3:30pm