Hold the Phone: Walgreens Is Selling a ZOMBIE DILDO
The walking dead could be heading into your orifices right now! PLEASE NOTE: This undead dong is NSFLOU (not safe for living or undead).
Work It Like a Witch in Fabulous Disney Villains Makeup
As many of us already know, Disney villains are far better role models than a princess could ever be — and so, why not put their faces on ours faces? If walking around as Ursula doesn't give you confidence to kick the day's ass, I don't know what to tell you. Work it, you glam sea bitch.
Walgreens Thinks You Can't Have Sex On Your Period
Pro tip for anyone playing the "instant win" contest on Walgreens' Facebook page: the pharmacy apparently thinks it's impossible to have sex on your period.
The Absolutely Last-Minute Drugstore Gift Guide
If you need this gift guide right now, you're probably fucked. Begin your journey having already accepted this fact, and the process will be easier. You are not going to find a good present, not for anyone, not now, and especially not after midnight. And after that point, you have but one steadfast friend with open…
Walgreens Employee Fired For 'Stealing' Chips During Diabetic Attack
If you're looking for a good place to have a hypoglycemic attack, Walgreens isn't it. In 2008 the company fired Josefina Hernandez for eating a bag of chips when she felt an attack coming on, even though she paid for them as soon as she was able to leave her cashier's post at a San Francisco store. Hernandez had worked …
Naomi Campbell Allegedly Set To Marry In An Ancient Egyptian Temple
- According to reports in the Arab press, Naomi Campbell is going to convert to Russian Orthodox faith so she can marry her scary-rich oligarch boyfriend, Vladimir Doronin, in a massive ceremony at the Temple of Luxor on the Nile! [P6]
Ashlee Simpson To Join Forces With The Ashlee Simpson Of Mall Retailers
- As celebrity-commodity tie-ups go, it makes a certain kind of sense that Ashlee Simpson would shill for Wet Seal. Wet Seal is sort of the quintessential hollow youth retailer, possessing nary the layers of rigorous protocol and manufactured snobbery of Abercrombie & Fitch nor the countercultural "heritage" of Urban…