Flock of Welsh Sheep Make Loose Plans to Get Stoned and Run Around Outside
A flock of sheep in a Wales village may or may not have eaten a great big pile of cannabis, and are reportedly wandering around and “causing a nuisance.” Same!
Y/N: Dance Endlessly and Mindlessly to Tinashe's 'Player'
Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There’s really no debating this, come on stop.
BIG Jester News: Welsh Town Appoints Its First Jester in 700 Years
Important developments in the jester trade: The Welsh town of Conwy has appointed its first official jester in 7o0 years. This suggests an imminent thaw in the long-frozen job market for official jesters. Your major in jesting and minor in practical jokes are FINALLY going to pay off.
Thieves With Amazing Life Goals Steal $31,000 Worth Of Cookies
Welsh police are stunned and flummoxed by a huge mystery: Who stole an entire trailer worth of cookies from a factory and how exactly did they do it?
Gay Fashion Photographer Blinded With Gasoline in Suspected Hate Crime
Tyler Maddick's vision was already ailing, and as a fashion photographer, his vision is key to his art and his profession. Unfortunately, he says his vision in one eye is now unlikely to ever recover because of an alleged hate crime in which he was doused by gasoline.
UK's Cameron Against Civil Partnerships--For Straight People
In what seems like a bizarro world headline, David Cameron appears to be against civil partnerships for straight people, despite strongly supporting same-sex marriage last year.
Shetland Pony Suckles Lamb, Ushers in Era of World Peace
Just when you thought Shetland ponies couldn’t get any more adorable, they go ahead and quadruple their adorability in one squee-packed news item. A mother pony living in the Black Mountains in Wales let a lamb suckle from her despite having a young foal of her own.
Duchesses Camilla And Catherine Prefer Periwinkle
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - JUNE 16: Camilla, Duchess Of Cornwall and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attend the Trooping Of The Colour at Horse Guards Parade on June 16, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Stuart Wilson/Getty Images)
Dad Photographs Young Daughter, Which Is Somehow A Terror Threat
Thousands of people are calling for a boycott of the Braehead shopping centre near Glasgow, Scotland after police were called in to deal with a man who took photographs of his 4-year-old daughter eating ice cream. On Friday a security guard approached Chris White and said that since pictures aren't allowed in the…
She'll Fight For Her Country
[Edinburgh, Scotland, January 14: Amateur boxer Louise Mitchell will be the first woman to box for Scotland in a match against Wales at Meadowbank Stadium—the third of four Bring Back Boxing Home Internationals. Image via Getty.]
Charlotte Church On Her Special Encounter With George W. Bush
Just in case you've forgotten what life was like during George W. Bush's presidency, here's an anecdote Charlotte Church shared on the Graham Norton Show. After Church told Bush where she's from, he asked, "What state is Wales in?"
Woman Stops Railway Hooligans By Standing On Train Tracks
When her fellow passengers on a Welsh train started lobbing sexist taunts, Lisa Robinson took matters into her own hands.
Why Protesting Hooters Is A Waste Of Women's Time
Feminists in Cardiff, Wales are protesting a plan to build a Hooters in their town because the restaurant will "contribute to sexual harassment of women." Are they out of line?
Traffic Cop Convicted Of Sexually Harassing Women
Welsch traffic cop Jamie Slater was sentenced to three-and-a-half years in jail today for offering to excuse traffic offenses in exchange for sex, using police records to stalk women, and soliciting prostitutes while on duty. [Independent, Daily Mail]
Corgi & Bess
[Welshpool, U.K., April 28. Image via Getty]
Bird-On-Bird Crime
A Welsh town will use hawks to stop seagulls attacking shoppers, which apparently happens up to 30 times a day. Best part: the hawks' handlers will wear medieval outfits. [Telegraph]
High On The Bog
[Llanwrtyd Wells, Wales; August 31. Image via Getty]
The Lady In The Lake
[Capel Curig, Wales: June 30. Image via Getty]
The Sky's The Limit
[Cardiff, Wales; June 10. Image via Getty]
86-Year-Old Beats Burglar, Makes Him Cry
When Gwyneth Davies of Wales caught a man breaking into her kitchen on Friday night, she hit him four times with her metal crutch and made him sit on a stool until the police arrived.
