The New York attorney general has ordered GNC, Target, Walgreens and Walmart to clean house. He says they're selling fraudulently labeled, bullshit "herbal supplements" that've got to go, pronto, and he also wants to know exactly how they're verifying the products they carry. » 2/03/15 9:50am 2/03/15 9:50am

This story of Walmart censoring a couple's engagement picture because it featured a shotgun might be the most Texas story of all time. » 1/08/15 11:35pm 1/08/15 11:35pm

A Walmart in Idaho was the scene of a terrible tragedy when a two-year-old child reached into his mother's purse and accidentally shot and killed her with her own gun. » 12/30/14 9:10pm 12/30/14 9:10pm

Christmas leftovers are still edible and yet stores are already rolling out the Valentine's Day paraphernalia. Jesus Christ, can't we let these holidays breathe a little? » 12/26/14 1:50pm 12/26/14 1:50pm

It may officially be November, but that doesn't mean we're safe from the tragedy that is terrible Halloween costumes. This time, it's this crazy racist "Pashtun Papa Islamic Costume." It's a perfect ending to a banner year for straight up asinine-disguised-as-topical costumes. » 11/01/14 1:22pm 11/01/14 1:22pm

Cats have finally taken the first real step in progressing from "cute but demanding house pet" to "harbinger of societal destruction." » 8/13/14 2:15pm 8/13/14 2:15pm

Nicki Minaj is a great many things and sometimes it's tiring for her. But now she's pulling it together by not giving a fuck anymore, even as companies like Apple and Spotify are boasting parental advisory stickers over her butt. » 8/05/14 1:40pm 8/05/14 1:40pm

Walmart — a chain store that is notorious for underpaying its workers and treating its female employees like shit — has allegedly fired a pregnant female employee after ostensibly changing its policy to better accommodate pregnant women. Color me shocked. » 8/04/14 2:40pm 8/04/14 2:40pm

Attention Costco, Trader Joe's, Kroger and Walmart shoppers: Your fruit might be tainted. » 7/22/14 4:45pm 7/22/14 4:45pm

A 26-year-old Tulsa man was arrested this weekend after pulling out his penis in the middle of a Walmart and masturbating it "with a back and forth motion." The incident follows another arrest last November, when a different man was caught masturbating in a different Tulsa Walmart. I guess some people really LOVE A… » 6/19/14 12:20pm 6/19/14 12:20pm

A Portland woman is suing Walmart and a shampoo manufacturer, saying they ruined the Rapunzel-like locks she'd been cultivating since childhood with their shitty dandruff shampoo. She wants $10,000 for her suffering and also to buy some new hair. » 4/16/14 12:00pm 4/16/14 12:00pm

In an effort to cash in on our nation's current hunger for "organic" foods, Wal-Mart is launching an extensive new line of organic products. The Wild Oats line (itself a former Whole Foods brand) will retail for about 25% less than equivalent products at more established organic grocery stores. » 4/10/14 3:45pm 4/10/14 3:45pm

It was like a bizarro scene from Sex and the City, except, unlike Charlotte, Erika Porras didn’t get new shoes out of the experience. » 3/21/14 10:40am 3/21/14 10:40am

A "Miss Congeniality" winner in Lewis County, Washington is accused to stealing makeup at Walmart in the days before her pageant appearance. » 3/17/14 9:40am 3/17/14 9:40am

According to a new study, Walmart's vast expansion in the 1990s correlates directly with a decline in crime reduction. In other words, more Walmarts = more criming. It's not that simply gazing upon that fucking Rollback Smiley causes people to go out and STAB EVERYTHING—it's more that Walmart tends to open stores in… » 2/13/14 3:20pm 2/13/14 3:20pm

The factory fire at Tazreen Fashions Ltd. (a Walmart clothing supplier) that killed over 100 people last year was Bangladesh's worst garment factory fire ever. It led to increased scrutiny over the sourcing practices of some huge cheap clothes purveyors such as Walmart and H&M, and now, thanks to a long police… » 12/22/13 2:00pm 12/22/13 2:00pm