Sorry, Ann Coulter: Enthusiasm for the World Cup has spread so thoroughly across America that even the most Red State of breakfast institutions — the damn Waffle House — is currently calling for a boycott of Belgian waffles, in support of Team U.S.A.
Here are several reasons to call the police: You feel physically unsafe or fear an intruder; your animal companion has escaped up a light pole that no way in hell are you going to climb; you just want to say hello and see how your friends in blue are doing and whether there's anything good going on down at the…
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, a queef joke squeaks out on live TV, Bill Cosby claims he isn't dead, and Teresa Giudice gets grilled about her money problems on The View.
Perez Hilton used a picture of the racist Obama Waffles to illustrate a post about Obama flip-flopping on the "don't ask, don't tell" policy. It was later changed to a more traditional picture of Barack Obama, but we took a screen shot of the original offensive post. [Perez Hilton]