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    Get A Whiff Of This

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    Image of La Chica Lucy La Chica Lucy
    11/25/08

    In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
    This thread just reminded me of a "Beauty Party" my mom hosted for her friend (Avon? Mary Kay?) and all the ladies were giggling like five year olds over some French perfume name and making lots of jokes that were cracking them up, but I didn't get them. And I (who was about five) kept asking my mom what was so funny, and while she rarely gave in to such tactics, I was killing her buzz so she finally told me their hilarious secret: It means "to come" in French.


    *5-year-old LCL ponders this*


    "What's so funny about that, Mommy?"


    "Um," Mama Mia sips wine. "Words sound funny in French? I'll bet Make-Up Lady will put blush on your cheeks if you go over there and ask her nicely!"

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    Image of summerwheatley summerwheatley
    11/25/08

    In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
    Maybe Strange's "Afterbirth" perfume could finally become a reality!
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/25/08

    In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
    What's a Nubian?
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/25/08

    @la.donna.pietra: George Lucas would tell you that a Nubian is a person from Naboo. In this case I'm going to say that it's a variation on Nubile.
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    Image of When in Rome... When in Rome...
    11/25/08

    In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
    So does the ladies perfume come in the penis bottle or the vagina bottle? You would think it would come in the penis bottle if it is also meant to double as a sex toy. However, it would be a little weird to have a ladies fragrance coming out of a penis........
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    Image of theysaidwhat theysaidwhat
    11/25/08

    @ALJ5285: It would be "I Knew That Jackass Was Cheating On Me" scent. Then you break the bottle over his head and stab him with it. If you aren't so depressed that you can't move.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/25/08

    In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
    Also, I want to make Beguiling Vaginal Scent my new screen name.
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    Image of La Chica Lucy La Chica Lucy
    11/25/08

    @Vivelafat says Vive La Obama: When I read your quote from the website, I thought at first it said "Bi-Lingual" vaginal scent!?! And then I saw this comment and thought "Well, judging by her current screen name, her vagina does know a little French."


    This whole thread is making me nearly pee myself!

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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/26/08

    @La Chica Lucy: HA! Bi-Lingual Vaginal Scent. That's even better!
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/25/08

    In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
    This from the Vulva website:


    Vulva is not a perfume. It is beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for you own smelling pleasure.


    I don't even have to do anything with that. It's pure comic gold, GOLD I tell ya.

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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    11/25/08

    In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
    The Clitoris - no longer available on Google it now comes encased in crystal. Um break in emergencies only.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    11/25/08

    In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
    I find it amusing that I am supposed to scour my body, removing any and all unwanted odor (and hair), then afterwords douse myself in perfume that smells like the odors I just removed. Frikken Rube Goldberg Hygiene system.
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    Image of theysaidwhat theysaidwhat
    11/25/08

    In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
    So the glass bottles are meant to be used for sexplay later, the way jelly used to come in a jar that you used for a drinking glass later?
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    theysaidwhat was starred theysaidwhat was unstarred
    Image of La Chica Lucy La Chica Lucy
    11/25/08

    @theysaidwhat: And shrimp cocktail! With the wee baby shrimpies! (For a drinking glass, not sexplay, obv.)
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/25/08

    In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
    looks like the female bottles are going to be disappointed by the size of the male bottles.
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    Image of La Chica Lucy La Chica Lucy
    11/25/08

    @whats_in_a_name: Ha!


    It's funny 'cause it's true!

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/25/08

    In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
    I hate it when I get the wet wind in the eye.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    11/25/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: And you don't want to get caught in the endless water. Bring an umbrella.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    11/25/08

    In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
    but is it made with bits of real genitalia and illegal in 9 countries?
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/25/08

    In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
    Rajul sounds like a wet stinky fart to me. Wet wind? What else would it be?
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    Image of La Chica Lucy La Chica Lucy
    11/25/08

    @badmutha: HA! *wipes wine from monitor and clicks your little heart*


    Okay, this is not the first time you've make me laugh, but damn, I keep re-reading that and I CANNOT stop giggling!


    Also, I love your user name. Whenever I whined about not getting my way, my mother would say, with glee, "That's right, I'm a Mean Mommy!"

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