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La Chica Lucy
11/25/08

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This thread just reminded me of a "Beauty Party" my mom hosted for her friend (Avon? Mary Kay?) and all the ladies were giggling like five year olds over some French perfume name and making lots of jokes that were cracking them up, but I didn't get them. And I (who was about five) kept asking my mom what was so funny, and while she rarely gave in to such tactics, I was killing her buzz so she finally told me their hilarious secret: It means "to come" in French.

*5-year-old LCL ponders this*

"What's so funny about that, Mommy?"

"Um," Mama Mia sips wine. "Words sound funny in French? I'll bet Make-Up Lady will put blush on your cheeks if you go over there and ask her nicely!"
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summerwheatley
11/25/08

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Maybe Strange's "Afterbirth" perfume could finally become a reality!
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la.donna.pietra
11/25/08

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What's a Nubian?
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whats_in_a_name
11/25/08

@la.donna.pietra: George Lucas would tell you that a Nubian is a person from Naboo. In this case I'm going to say that it's a variation on Nubile.
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When in Rome...
11/25/08

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So does the ladies perfume come in the penis bottle or the vagina bottle? You would think it would come in the penis bottle if it is also meant to double as a sex toy. However, it would be a little weird to have a ladies fragrance coming out of a penis........
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theysaidwhat
11/25/08

@ALJ5285: It would be "I Knew That Jackass Was Cheating On Me" scent. Then you break the bottle over his head and stab him with it. If you aren't so depressed that you can't move.
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
11/25/08

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Also, I want to make Beguiling Vaginal Scent my new screen name.
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La Chica Lucy
11/25/08

@Vivelafat says Vive La Obama: When I read your quote from the website, I thought at first it said "Bi-Lingual" vaginal scent!?! And then I saw this comment and thought "Well, judging by her current screen name, her vagina does know a little French."

This whole thread is making me nearly pee myself!
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
11/26/08

@La Chica Lucy: HA! Bi-Lingual Vaginal Scent. That's even better!
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
11/25/08

In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
This from the Vulva website:

Vulva is not a perfume. It is beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for you own smelling pleasure.

I don't even have to do anything with that. It's pure comic gold, GOLD I tell ya.
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
11/25/08

In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
The Clitoris - no longer available on Google it now comes encased in crystal. Um break in emergencies only.
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I, Zombie Normal
11/25/08

In reply to Get A Whiff Of This
I find it amusing that I am supposed to scour my body, removing any and all unwanted odor (and hair), then afterwords douse myself in perfume that smells like the odors I just removed. Frikken Rube Goldberg Hygiene system.
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theysaidwhat
11/25/08

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So the glass bottles are meant to be used for sexplay later, the way jelly used to come in a jar that you used for a drinking glass later?
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La Chica Lucy
11/25/08

@theysaidwhat: And shrimp cocktail! With the wee baby shrimpies! (For a drinking glass, not sexplay, obv.)
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whats_in_a_name
11/25/08

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looks like the female bottles are going to be disappointed by the size of the male bottles.
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La Chica Lucy
11/25/08

@whats_in_a_name: Ha!

It's funny 'cause it's true!
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
11/25/08

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I hate it when I get the wet wind in the eye.
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I, Zombie Normal
11/25/08

@BrutallyHonestBabes: And you don't want to get caught in the endless water. Bring an umbrella.
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pantsless economist...access RESTORED
11/25/08

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but is it made with bits of real genitalia and illegal in 9 countries?
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badmutha
11/25/08

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Rajul sounds like a wet stinky fart to me. Wet wind? What else would it be?
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La Chica Lucy
11/25/08

@badmutha: HA! *wipes wine from monitor and clicks your little heart*

Okay, this is not the first time you've make me laugh, but damn, I keep re-reading that and I CANNOT stop giggling!

Also, I love your user name. Whenever I whined about not getting my way, my mother would say, with glee, "That's right, I'm a Mean Mommy!"
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