Um, so, here is the sales pitch, according to Regretsy:

There is a growing concern among those who practice the healing arts that female genital cosmetic surgery, while still a small segment of the U.S. plastic surgery market, is growing at a disconcertingly fast clip, with "thousands" of women undergoing vaginoplasties or vaginal "rejuvenations" each year. Surgeons such…

Dear Earth,

Remember when we decided that Rick Santorum needed a uterus of his very own so he'd leave ours alone? Well, now there's a similar idea being proposed for the members of Congress across this great land who seem so insistent on getting all up in our lady parts since they're jealous they don't have any of their own. So…

I want to discuss something that I have never seen addressed in a women's magazine or in any book. It's a very real issue that affects many women. And that issue is getting hot pepper in your ladybits.

Yes, the vagina is a self-cleaning organ, but just because you don't have to tend to your lady bits with wacky treatments doesn't mean they wouldn't enjoy a stress-reducing vaginal steam bath! L.A. spas can help — for a price.

Maybe you've heard of "vatooing." This video claims that it's "literally a tattoo for your vagina." Except it's not. It's body paint for the upper-pubic area that stays on for seven days—as long as you "avoid friction."

Insert [heh] your own bloody [heh] jokes. [Buzzfeed]

The makers of Mooncup, the silicone menstrual blood vessel, have launched a campaign at loveyourvagina.com that asks visitors to reveal their nicknames for their "Bajingos" and "Cha chas." Our favorite entry so far? Anastasia Beaverhousen. [CopyRanter]

Saul Pullivan from Vice spoke with the CEO of the German company that makes Vulva, a perfume that smells like sensual woman - or sweaty horse pee, depending on who you ask. So is this guy for real?

Marketers are getting better at capitalizing on the idea that vaginas are gross. First there was labia dye, and now San Francisco's Stript Wax Bar is offering the "Vajacial," a facial for your vagina.

We posted about the product which brings a "youthful" pink color to your labia; SJ, the blogger from I, Asshole actually tried it. Yes: She applied it to her ladybits. She writes:

Anti-aging mania and marketing: Not just for your face anymore! Now there's My New Pink Button, genital cosmetic colorant. Or, as our tipster calls it: Pussy dye. So, are you a Marilyn, a Bettie, a Ginger or an Audry?

According to a short piece on BlackBook's website, "Europe's leading Crystal Artist," Emeshel, is launching a line of men’s and women’s fragrances with bottles inspired by male and female genitalia. The ladyflower scent, "Nubia," evokes various fruits and spices, as well as "oil of bergamot." The content of the men's…

Imagine your vaginal area hurting so much that you can't sit for prolonged periods of time and sex is absolutely out of the question. Doctors are reporting that as many as one in six American women may be suffering from vulvodynia, which the New York Times describes as "searing or shooting pain when any amount of…

We're not the only ones who love burying our noses in a lover's T-shirt [Or hairy armpits! -Ed.]: Researchers from the University of Pittsburgh found that 90% of women have deliberately smelled a partner's shirt. (What's wrong with that other 10%?) Over half of men did, too. A majority of women also reported sleeping…

When we first discovered the fragrance Vulva, the "beguiling vaginal scent," we thought it was some sort of weird German art project. But no! It's a legit business that bottles pussy stank in those '80s Less Than Zero cocaine vials and calls itself not a perfume but a "smelling substance for your own pleasure." The…