The Explicit, Anatomically Correct 'Tee of Life' Will Haunt Your Dreams…
Um, so, here is the sales pitch, according to Regretsy:
Doctors Not Too Thrilled About the Rise in Vaginal Rejuvenation…
There is a growing concern among those who practice the healing arts that female genital cosmetic surgery, while still a small segment of the U.S. plastic surgery market, is growing at a disconcertingly fast clip, with "thousands" of women undergoing vaginoplasties or vaginal "rejuvenations" each year. Surgeons such as Dr. …
Knit a Uterus to Donate to a Congressman in Need
Remember when we decided that Rick Santorum needed a uterus of his very own so he'd leave ours alone? Well, now there's a similar idea being proposed for the members of Congress across this great land who seem so insistent on getting all up in our lady parts since they're jealous they don't have any of their own. So…
Because Sometimes We Get Hot Pepper Down There
I want to discuss something that I have never seen addressed in a women's magazine or in any book. It's a very real issue that affects many women. And that issue is getting hot pepper in your ladybits.
Does Your Vagina Need A $50 Steam Bath?
Yes, the vagina is a self-cleaning organ, but just because you don't have to tend to your lady bits with wacky treatments doesn't mean they wouldn't enjoy a stress-reducing vaginal steam bath! L.A. spas can help — for a price.
Vatooing Your Vagina: A How-To Video
Maybe you've heard of "vatooing." This video claims that it's "literally a tattoo for your vagina." Except it's not. It's body paint for the upper-pubic area that stays on for seven days—as long as you "avoid friction."
Special Effects, Or Undercover Vulvas?
Insert [heh] your own bloody [heh] jokes. [Buzzfeed]
A Rose By Any Other Name
The makers of Mooncup, the silicone menstrual blood vessel, have launched a campaign at loveyourvagina.com that asks visitors to reveal their nicknames for their "Bajingos" and "Cha chas." Our favorite entry so far? Anastasia Beaverhousen. [CopyRanter]
Creator Of Crotch Perfume Claims "Vulva Is Real"
Saul Pullivan from Vice spoke with the CEO of the German company that makes Vulva, a perfume that smells like sensual woman - or sweaty horse pee, depending on who you ask. So is this guy for real?
The Vagacial: Now Your Vagina Needs A Facial Too
Marketers are getting better at capitalizing on the idea that vaginas are gross. First there was labia dye, and now San Francisco's Stript Wax Bar is offering the "Vajacial," a facial for your vagina.
Brave Blogger Tries "Pink Button" Genital Dye
We posted about the product which brings a "youthful" pink color to your labia; SJ, the blogger from I, Asshole actually tried it. Yes: She applied it to her ladybits. She writes:
My New Pink Button: "Restore The Youthful Pink Color Back To Your Labia"
Anti-aging mania and marketing: Not just for your face anymore! Now there's My New Pink Button, genital cosmetic colorant. Or, as our tipster calls it: Pussy dye. So, are you a Marilyn, a Bettie, a Ginger or an Audry?
Get A Whiff Of This
Searing Pain In Your Puss? You're Not Alone
Imagine your vaginal area hurting so much that you can't sit for prolonged periods of time and sex is absolutely out of the question. Doctors are reporting that as many as one in six American women may be suffering from vulvodynia, which the New York Times describes as "searing or shooting pain when any amount of…
The Way To A Lover's Heart Is Through The Nose
We're not the only ones who love burying our noses in a lover's T-shirt [Or hairy armpits! -Ed.]: Researchers from the University of Pittsburgh found that 90% of women have deliberately smelled a partner's shirt. (What's wrong with that other 10%?) Over half of men did, too. A majority of women also reported sleeping…
Upper East Siders Love Crotch, Hate "Vulva"
After testing out Vulva, the fragrance that's supposed to smell like a vagina (but really just smells like a non-gender-specific sweaty crotch) on gay men in NYC's Chelsea, we were curious as to what posh types on Manhattan's Upper East Side would think of the scent. This time, we asked participants to compare Vulva…
What Do Gay Men Think Of "Vulva", The Ladyparts Perfume?
Remember how we told you about Vulva, the fragrance that's supposed to smell just like a vagina? Well, our vial of the stuff finally came in the mail — all the way from Germany! — and we decided to take it to the streets of NYC's gay-friendly Chelsea neighborhood, where we conducted a blind smell test between Vulva…
'Vulva': The Perfume Of The Panty-Minded
When we first discovered the fragrance Vulva, the "beguiling vaginal scent," we thought it was some sort of weird German art project. But no! It's a legit business that bottles pussy stank in those '80s Less Than Zero cocaine vials and calls itself not a perfume but a "smelling substance for your own pleasure." The FAQ on…