Mary Poppins Was All About Rocking the Vote
That's Mrs. Winifred Banks, the woman who abandons her kids with Mary Poppins so she can flip her husband the bird and get out there and ROCK THE VOTE.
Where Is Your Freaking Polling Place? How to Find It, Fast
If you're like me and spent much of your 20s moving every ten days (what? relationships and rent are hard!), you probably visited a different polling place every year. Well, now that I'm aged and settled, I know where to do things like vote and get my dentures adhesed; but back in the day, a site like Find Your…
Did you remember to set your clocks back? Neither did I - I've been up since forever. Thanks a lot, Benjamin Franklin.
Michael Moore Wants You to Take One of Your Non Voting Slacker Friends …
It's a good idea, right? Listen to America's grumpy Santa this voting season and haul at least one of your lazy-ass friends to the polls with you. Especially if you're in a swing state! Their vote could mean the difference between giving Obama another four years and Romney ruling Washington like it's Castle Grayskull.
Obama Wants You to Vote Like Your Vagina Depends On It
It's hard to believe (say, about as inconceivable as the concept that some women are raped because it's God's "intention") that Obama could've lost a significant amount of support from women voters after that one lackluster Denver debate. But, according to national polls and some battleground state surveys, that's…
Voter ID Laws Are Actually a Sneaky Way to Silence Women of Color
Any connoisseur of 80's and 90's era kids' sports comedies knows that when the bad guys can't win, they cheat. Cobra Kai tried it, the Urbania Cowboys tried it, and everyone The Mighty Ducks ever played tried it. Now that an increasingly nonwhite population trend has threatened the electoral clout of white people,…
Everyone at This Hooters Is Terrible and I Will Die in My Hotel: Tales …
We've got a long history, Florida and I. Our paths keep crossing as if the fate of America's pregnant cabana accident capitol and I are somehow cosmically intertwined, and so naturally, when I found out that the Republican National Convention was being held in Florida this year, I knew I had to go. And that's how I…
Romney's Campaign Calls Women's Issues Nothing But 'Shiny Objects' of…
In their neverending quest to alienate the lady voters of America, Romney's campaign took another giant (mis)step toward accomplishing the goal of having only one woman cast her vote for Mitt in November. (Ann Romney is nothing if not loyal to dear Mittens.) Romney's senior campaign advisor Eric Fehrnstrom was on ABC's …
Sluts Get Ready to Spread Their Sexy Votes Far and Wide
If you believe Rush Limbaugh and a lot of other conservative politicos, we sluts are everywhere these days, and we're doing our level best to ruin this country with our super sexy sex words and fancy ideas about contraception. Of course, the thing about sluts (also called women, by some more progressive members of…
Horrible Online Dating Stories To Keep You Single
Holy shit: the internet is teeming with awesomely horrible people for you to date. We asked for your stories, and you good god, you delivered. Let's skip the foreplay and get right to the dirtiest half-dozen.
Election Day Images: Yes We Can...Wait Happily In Line To Vote (Part 3)
Election Day Images: Yes We Can...Wait Happily In Line To Vote (Part 2)
Electon Day Images: Yes We Can... Happily Wait In Line To Vote
It's Up To You!
Decision 2008
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