Reader Email Haikus: 'I Have a Voodoo Doll'

The Jezebel inbox receives all sorts of interesting messages, from helpful tips to furious gibberish. Often, the missives strike us as poetic — in the chaos of the mailbag, we can find a sense of peace. As such, we have taken it upon ourselves to let some messages grow into the poetry they are meant to be. And we will… » 10/15/12 6:15pm 10/15/12 6:15pm

The Romantic Tale of How Lindsay Lohan Paid a Porn Star for Sex While…

Today in romantic, porn star Alex Torres — aka Voodoo – claims Lindsay Lohan paid him for sex and that the gruesome twosome went at it while her dear daddy Michael Lohan slumbered upstairs. Though this should be taken with a pinch of salt, and possibly a roofie, the sky-diving porn enthusiast [NSFW] insisted it was… » 3/20/12 9:00am 3/20/12 9:00am