That One Time I Barfed and Crapped All Over Iceland

Below me, on the ground, lies a slush of partially digested rehydrated noodles. They look like little wriggly white maggots, moving in the dirt. Either my vision is still blurry from the pain of vomiting, or the fever has finally gotten the best of me, because I swear to god, those suckers are squirming. » 5/26/15 3:00pm 5/26/15 3:00pm

Someone Finally Vomits Live on The View

This morning while Nathan Lane was appearing on The View, a member of the live studio audience started doing what many of us often want to do when we watch at home: She vomited. Fortunately, it had nothing to do with Lane, who was in the middle of talking when he noticed what was happening and stopped to ask the woman… » 3/06/12 9:45pm 3/06/12 9:45pm

Santorum Says Separation of Church and State Makes Him 'Want to Throw Up'

Our beloved constant companion Rick Santorum took to ABC's This Week with George Stephanopoulos this morning to expound offensively a number of topics, but perhaps his most shining moment was when he took very relevant political force John F. Kennedy to task for his 1960 remarks on the separation of church and state.… » 2/26/12 8:45pm 2/26/12 8:45pm

Tell Us Your Black Friday Horror Stories (Or, This One Time I Threw Up In A Macy's)

It's 11:30. Normal folks are stirring from their post-Thanksgiving comas and maybe thinking about taking something for that hangover. A strange breed of early-early-ante-meridiem bargain-hunters, however, is surfing a warm accretionary haze, Sam's Club breakfasts and $99.99 tennis bracelets acquired. » 11/26/10 11:30am 11/26/10 11:30am

"Do Girls Like To Get Their Toes Sucked?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology » 10/17/08 7:00pm 10/17/08 7:00pm, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, helps me answer questions about puking, crushing, and dining halls. Got a burning question? Send it to . (Please keep them…

Fashion Week Make You Want To Hurl? We're Here To Help

We couldn't let our first Fashion Week go by without making some sort of a statement, right? Yeah, well, today that statement shat itself all over the steps leading up to the tents in midtown Manhattan's Bryant Park. At precisely 2pm today, two badass young broads clad in eggplant-hued stewardess outfits sidled up to… » 9/06/07 3:30pm 9/06/07 3:30pm