How to Recover from Vomiting with Grace and Elegance

Whether from the flu or too much to drink, we all vomit from time to time. What shows character and retains dignity is how we handle the aftermath. Here's how you can recover from puking with grace and elegance. » 3/25/14 8:11pm 3/25/14 8:11pm

Santorum Says Separation of Church and State Makes Him 'Want to Throw…

Our beloved constant companion Rick Santorum took to ABC's This Week with George Stephanopoulos this morning to expound offensively a number of topics, but perhaps his most shining moment was when he took very relevant political force John F. Kennedy to task for his 1960 remarks on the separation of church and state.… » 2/26/12 8:45pm 2/26/12 8:45pm

"My Ear Is Leaking Blood": Your Worst Travel Stories

As we suspected, your worst travel stories involve far more than TSA pat-downs and long tarmac waits. Herewith, your tales of masturbation, voyeurism, and trombones in transit — just in time to make a run-of-the-mill holiday delay feel almost pleasant. » 12/14/10 4:11pm 12/14/10 4:11pm

Tell Us Your Black Friday Horror Stories (Or, This One Time I Threw Up …

It's 11:30. Normal folks are stirring from their post-Thanksgiving comas and maybe thinking about taking something for that hangover. A strange breed of early-early-ante-meridiem bargain-hunters, however, is surfing a warm accretionary haze, Sam's Club breakfasts and $99.99 tennis bracelets acquired. » 11/26/10 11:30am 11/26/10 11:30am

Puke-y Sorority Party Held At Underground Railroad Museum

Yesterday we heard about one Miami University sorority's feces-strewn formal. Now it appears another sorority held a similar "drunken pukefest" ... at the National Underground Railroad Freedom Center. And they chose this wildly inappropriate location for no apparent reason. » 5/13/10 2:20pm 5/13/10 2:20pm

"Do Girls Like To Get Their Toes Sucked?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology » 10/17/08 7:00pm 10/17/08 7:00pm, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, helps me answer questions about puking, crushing, and dining halls. Got a burning question? Send it to . (Please keep them…

Fashion Week Make You Want To Hurl? We're Here To Help

We couldn't let our first Fashion Week go by without making some sort of a statement, right? Yeah, well, today that statement shat itself all over the steps leading up to the tents in midtown Manhattan's Bryant Park. At precisely 2pm today, two badass young broads clad in eggplant-hued stewardess outfits sidled up to… » 9/06/07 3:30pm 9/06/07 3:30pm