I never knew I needed a video of Céline Dion galloping around Paris in an array of elaborate headpieces, but here we are, and I am grateful.

Hair! Everyone, for the most part, has it! Sometimes it’s short and sometimes it’s long and sometimes if you use Vogue as your personal grooming barometer, it’s... ugly.

Nothing will set this post up better than the truth, so here it is: Vogue thinks Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik are gender fluid because sometimes they wear each other’s clothes.

Former British Vogue editor Lucinda Chambers gave a revealing interview this week about everything she hates about fashion including many anecdotes about the inner-workings of Vogue. Now, Condé Nast has asked the website where it was published to amend the interview for defamatory statements.

Just a few days after Lucinda Chambers wrote a fantastic, bridge-burning confessional essay about being fired from British Vogue, the magazine has announced some of its new hires.

The fashion world was scandalized this week over an interview with British Vogue fashion director Lucinda Chambers, whose ousting in May after 36 years afforded her the opportunity to speak freely and candidly about all the shit she hates about the industry. One of those things: this cover she put together herself.

Zendaya, the rising 20-year-old Disney Channel star and actress in the forthcoming Spider-Man: Homecoming movie, covers Vogue this July. And rather than get an older man to interview her, as Vogue so often loves to do, the magazine actually got a woman to write the profile, FINALLY.

Style.com, Condé Nast’s online fashion retail site, has shut down all operations just nine months after launching.

Recently, two DJ/fitness experts with successful Instagram accounts were married in a four-day Marrakech, Morocco extravaganza. Many outfits were worn, many photographs were taken, and I’ve been thinking about it so hard that my jaw is stuck in a clench and I keep trying to open it and it pops very loudly. Let’s dive…

“I just got a call from the offices over at Vogue,” Kris Jenner tells her daughters Kendall and Kylie during Sunday night’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. “They’re coming to review the Kendall + Kylie collection in new York. This is like, such a big deal.”

Deena Aljuhani Abdulaziz, who had big plans as the first editor-in-chief of Vogue Arabia, has been fired from the publication.

The Vogue cover story is a celebrity rite of passage, particularly if the celebrity is young and female. As such, Vogue cover stories, largely written by men, are generally wedded to a handful of stereotypes about young women: the innocent Hollywood ingenue, the exotic beauty, and even the hot girl with surprising…

Gigi Hadid has landed another international Vogue cover, this time the historic inaugural print edition of Vogue Arabia.

In a critical, if protracted, move towards representation, French Vogue has featured transgender model Valentina Sampaio on the cover of its March issue. A native of Brazil, Sampaio is the first transgender person to appear on the magazine’s cover.

Today, President-Elect Donald Trump met with top editors at Condé Nast, several of whom have taken extremely adversarial stances against Trump (Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter, who coined the term “short-fingered vulgarian,” perhaps most of all), in an off-the-record meeting.

My glory days of shopping at Charlotte Rousse and Wet Seal in 2002 are finally justified: in its natural state of fashion arbitration, Vogue has declared that the hottest new trend is the chainmail dress, and that red carpets this year will be simply filled with women dressing up like sexy knights.

Madonna can barely stay in her seat for the first five minutes of Carpool Karaoke, voguing and twerking all over the damn place. She settles down after trashing James Corden’s flannel shirt.

Melania Trump last covered Vogue in January of 2005, the same month she was wed off to a tangerine Demogorgon to settle the debt of her parents, who stole magic beans from Donald Trump’s enchanted vegetable garden when she was only one year old. But following her husband’s controversial and upsetting win in the 2016…

It is Friday yet again and here I sit on my bench—ready to judge, ready to shade, ready for this goddamn election to finally end.