Everything You Need to Know About Douchebags You Can Learn From Booze

Comparing women to food and beverages is a tired trope of douchebaggery that's even older than the guys who think those jokes are funny. But that hasn't stopped "ladies be like food..." comparisons from being the scourge of everything from novelty Spencers Gifts bath mats to articles about... wine. »10/02/13 1:10pm10/02/13 1:10pm

Finally, a Feminine Vodka Specially Formulated to Get Your Vagina Drunk

Can I ask you a question? Why are you not drunk right now? I mean, yes, you're probably at work, or school, or even at home, trying to keep your child from wandering into traffic, but let's be honest. The reason that you're not drunk is because you just haven't found the right thing to drink, am I right? For so long,… »3/01/12 1:00pm3/01/12 1:00pm

Gross Billboard Ensures that No One Will Drink Its Gross Vodka

Thanks to a tipster's dexterity with a camera phone, we can all revel in this unreasonably large testament to Western culture's inveterate misogyny. Economical as a fine plastic bottle of Wódka may be, if its distillers were more concerned with their potential customers' impending hangovers, they'd finish the logical… »2/12/12 3:00pm2/12/12 3:00pm

There Is Such A Thing As Marshmallow Vodka, And Amber Rose Is Its Face

Amber Rose is the face of Smirnoff fluffed marshmallow flavored vodka. There are many weird things about that sentence, but the words "marshmallow vodka" are perhaps the most stomach-churning. How kid-friendly! The concept brings to mind barfing gently by a campfire. Amber Rose is also the face of Smirnoff whipped… »11/09/11 8:15pm11/09/11 8:15pm