Everything You Need to Know About Douchebags You Can Learn From Booze

Comparing women to food and beverages is a tired trope of douchebaggery that's even older than the guys who think those jokes are funny. But that hasn't stopped "ladies be like food..." comparisons from being the scourge of everything from novelty Spencers Gifts bath mats to articles about... wine. » 10/02/13 1:10pm 10/02/13 1:10pm

Meanwhile, Two Drunk Elephants Went Jogging in Siberia

Although vodka's metaphorically saved my life many a time, Ruski firewater literally rescued two Indian circus elephants from frostbite after the truck in which they were being transported caught fire. Stranded on a highway in freezing Siberia, Russia, the handlers did the only thing they could think of, which was… » 12/15/12 6:00pm 12/15/12 6:00pm

The Sandwich Flavored Vodka You Didn't Ask For

If you've ever found yourself sipping a martini and thinking, "You know, I really wish this tasted more like the sandwich I used to eat for lunch every day in third grade," you're in luck. Enter PB & J Vodka, the newest creation from Van Gogh Vodka. Why did this need to be created? We may never know the answer, but… » 4/05/12 11:00pm 4/05/12 11:00pm

The Rapey Belvedere Vodka Ad That Just Got Pulled

We didn't think it was possible to reach new heights in regards to offensive alcohol ad campaigns, but Belvedere swept all prior competitors earlier today when the company posted an astounding new advertisement, depicting a man gleefully grabbing a woman from behind while she opens her mouth in horror, clearly… » 3/23/12 2:40pm 3/23/12 2:40pm

Finally, a Feminine Vodka Specially Formulated to Get Your Vagina Drunk

Can I ask you a question? Why are you not drunk right now? I mean, yes, you're probably at work, or school, or even at home, trying to keep your child from wandering into traffic, but let's be honest. The reason that you're not drunk is because you just haven't found the right thing to drink, am I right? For so long,… » 3/01/12 1:00pm 3/01/12 1:00pm

Gross Billboard Ensures that No One Will Drink Its Gross Vodka

Thanks to a tipster's dexterity with a camera phone, we can all revel in this unreasonably large testament to Western culture's inveterate misogyny. Economical as a fine plastic bottle of Wódka may be, if its distillers were more concerned with their potential customers' impending hangovers, they'd finish the logical… » 2/12/12 3:00pm 2/12/12 3:00pm

There Is Such A Thing As Marshmallow Vodka, And Amber Rose Is Its Face

Amber Rose is the face of Smirnoff fluffed marshmallow flavored vodka. There are many weird things about that sentence, but the words "marshmallow vodka" are perhaps the most stomach-churning. How kid-friendly! The concept brings to mind barfing gently by a campfire. Amber Rose is also the face of Smirnoff whipped… » 11/09/11 8:15pm 11/09/11 8:15pm

Vodka Marketing Has Always Been Ridiculous

Nowadays, you can't open your front door in a trendy urban neighborhood without hitting someone vomiting vodka cocktails on your front stoop. Vodka has become the stuff boozy dreams are made of- the fuel for Jersey Shore fist pumping, the gasoline upon which hundreds of disproportionately teary boyfriend/girlfriend… » 8/21/11 1:32pm 8/21/11 1:32pm