An Ornery Jon Gosselin Allegedly Fired 'Warning Shot' at Photographer

Not only has Jon "Davy Crockett" Gosselin dropped off the grid somewhere in rural Pennsylvania, there's a rumor going 'round that he just recently took a break from waiting tables to threaten a photographer with a gun after that photographer accidentally/on purpose followed him on his property. To the TMZ rumor… » 9/21/13 11:30am 9/21/13 11:30am

These Miley Cyrus FCC Complaints Are Amazing

Miley Cyrus's performance at the VMA's the other week (like, years ago in Internet Time, but whatever) was ridiculous, over-the-top, and embarrassing. But even sillier than Hannah Montana pretending to rim a backup dancer while styled like a disturbed child's mutilated Barbie was Middle America's response to Miley's… » 9/13/13 1:50pm 9/13/13 1:50pm

Miley Cyrus Speaks! Turns Out, You're All 'Over-Thinking' Her

Hey, were you just dying to hear what some self-obsessed, entitled, gleefully ignorant 20-year-old white woman has to say about the race, class, and gender implications of Miley Cyrus's extremely problematic VMA performance? Well, great news! MILEY CYRUS HAS RELEASED A STATEMENT. [Rimshot.] [Throws self into the sea.] » 9/03/13 6:00pm 9/03/13 6:00pm

Joey Fatone Probably Farted During the VMAs

Is there anything that could have made the *NSYNC VMA reunion any better? Yes. There are lots of things that could have made the *NSYNC VMA reunion better — jet packs, the return of Justin Timberlake's ramen noodle hair, a different song catalog. The list goes on and on. Still, there is one thing that happened during… » 8/27/13 4:30pm 8/27/13 4:30pm

The Onion Predicted Miley Cyrus's VMA Performance in 2008

Following Miley Cyrus' psychosexual appropriative nightmare VMA performance, we citizens of the world are left scrambling for answers: Why did this have to happen? Did I really just watch a young woman gyrate against a man in a Beetlejuice costume immediately after using the bodies of black women as sexualized… » 8/26/13 4:30pm 8/26/13 4:30pm

Celebs Were All Sparkles, Grills and Thighs on the VMAs Red Carpet

Last night was the VMAs, an event where famous musicians go to look bored and embarrassed and then collect statues of astronauts. As for the fashion, there was a vast amount of exposed skin (thigh slits! plunging necklines! see-through everything! Miley Cyrus's tongue sticking out of her mouth and waggling all over… » 8/26/13 2:10pm 8/26/13 2:10pm

The 30 Best Tweets About the MTV VMAs

Did you watch MTV's Video Music Awards last night? Apparently, they were broadcast live from this magical place called Broo-ka-line where the cold brew coffee flows like water and Beyoncé rides her bicycle through the tree-lined streets like a pleb! There were loads of famous people there — a boy band called *N SYNC… » 8/26/13 1:00pm 8/26/13 1:00pm

Miley's Need to Shock Was the Least Shocking Thing About It

Miley Cyrus "twerks, stuns VMAs crowd". She "vie[s] for attention at MTV's Video Music Awards", alongside Lady Gaga. She "gives racy performance at MTV's Video Music Awards". She "gets embarrassingly raunchy at the VMAs". Miley Cyrus, ladies and gentleman, is a whore who whored it up at MTV's Video Music Awards on… » 8/26/13 12:40pm 8/26/13 12:40pm

Miley Cyrus's X-Rated VMA Performance Horrifies Everyone Everywhere

Miley Cyrus took a cue from the Linda Blair Playbook during her "Blurred Lines" duet with Robin Thicke — who was dressed like a natty member of a 1920s chain gang, incidentally — at the MTV VMAs last night. Specifically, she danced with some life-sized teddy bears, took off her furry teddy (get it?) to reveal nude… » 8/26/13 9:10am 8/26/13 9:10am

VMA Nominations Announced for Videos We've Never Seen Played on MTV

Despite having become the teen parenting channel, MTV is still pressing on with its annual Video Music Awards, celebrating the medium that made the network famous but has since taken up residency on YouTube. For the first time ever, the VMAs will take place in Brooklyn, NY at the Barclays Center because: Jay-Z.… » 7/17/13 12:40pm 7/17/13 12:40pm

If Nutella and Bacon Were Running Against Each Other for President, Who…

It's election season, American voters, and you know what that means — everything will be compared with everything else, starting, of course, with Nutella vs. bacon. Red carpet perambulators at the VMAs certainly offered their own flummoxed opinions about which food product constituted the yummier snack, but it's not… » 9/09/12 11:15pm 9/09/12 11:15pm