In today's Tweet Beat, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend decide to take time away from their honeymoon to tweet at Vinny from Jersey Shore, Gilles Marini needs a little validation and Mindy Kaling wants to make it clear that she's not into elephants or their party affiliation.

Breaking: Prince William and Kate Middleton speak French! They've totally charmed the pants off the Canadians. According to reports, William addressed his hosts in Ottawa in both English and French, then cracked a joke about his language skills. "It will improve as we go on," the Duke quipped. [AP, People]
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Sunday morning comics don't have to stop being relevant when you've aged beyond Garfield and Fox Trot but haven't yet settled into a Doonsbury state of mind. Join long time commenter CurtCole and I on this first leg of our journey into world affairs as explained by popular fixtures on reality TV. This week: the cast…

• Zoolander II news! Owen Wilson says he and Ben Stiller are at work on the the long-awaited sequel, which should be released in 2012. Wilson also says he wants Lady Gaga to make a cameo. [Monsters&Critics]

• Tragic: Lily Allen has suffered a second miscarriage. She was six-months pregnant.

• David Beckham is planning on suing In Touch magazine for publishing a story about him having a threesome with a prostitute.

• Demi Moore and Salma Hayek were spotted having dinner and talking about working together, possibly on a comedy.

[Miami, May 1. Image via INFDaily.]

• Ryan McGinley shot Tilda Swinton again for Pringle's fall campaign, with artist Douglas Gordon joining the actress. It was so cold during the shoot, at a castle, that Swinton had to stuff two hot water bottles under her clothes. [WWD]

• Whitney Houston is in a Paris hospital suffering from nose and throat problems.

• Madonna is allegedly seeing three men right now:

• Angelina Jolie and her brother James Haven posted a video tribute to their mother, Marcheline Bertrand, on YouTube earlier today. It features home movies of Angelina filmed when she was 6-years-old.