In true True Detective form, HBO has released a mysterious unmarked PDF on the internet announcing its two new stars for season two of the ostensibly philosophical/somewhat visually grody mindfuck of a series.

True Detective won’t be as “dark” next season, which probably means the show won’t be as good and we won’t be breaking our collective necks to catch it on an already-over scheduled Sunday night.

Julia Roberts' half-sister Nancy Motes, who weighed 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 2010, says that her relationship with Julia has been testy since Motes was in her teens and Roberts broke into stardom after Pretty Woman. Apparently Roberts would not let Motes forget that she was a Fat Woman.

It's true, nothing gold can stay, and by "gold" I mean "Two and a Half Men, the worst CBS show you're not watching." While Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer have resigned their contracts for a third season (Kutcher at a $700,000-per-episode payout; Cryer at, I don't know, a gum wrapper and a damp Nickelback ticket stub?),

Choosing between Vince Vaugn Puffy Edition and Vince Vaughn Lean Edition is really just a matter of taste: I prefer dudes on the Vincent D'Onofrio end of the spectrum, myself. Dude hosts Saturday Night Live for the first time since '98, and the musical guest is Miguel. (Have you guys heard his album Use Me yet? I…

After a tumultuous year of custody battles with her ex-husband Gabriel Aubry (the father of her 5-year-old daughter Nahla), Halle Berry, 46, has confirmed via her rep that she's pregnant again. She and fiancé Olivier Martinez—a.k.a. the outrageously hot French guy that Richard Gere graphically clocked over the head…

Although it certainly raises the question of precisely what kind of roles Megan Fox will get that involve keeping her clothes on, Megan Fox will be keeping her clothes on in movies for awhile so that her baby son Noah doesn't get teased about it when he gets older:

I woke up this morning to a very enlightening article in my inbox about how Katy Perry and Rihanna continued their "alleged gay affair" at the VMAs. They did? Guys, how could we have missed it? They were so obvious. For instance, they clapped for each other with the back of their hands on the other's thigh whenever…

While it's a terrible time to be an intern, it's great time to make movies about them: Two intern-related comedies are going into production in the next year. The first, titled The Intern, will be written by — break out the white wine and billowy button-downs — Nancy Meyers and starring Tina Fey as the head of a…

• Last weekend, Lindsay Lohan had a party in the Betty Ford Clinic satellite house she's been staying in. Her roommates were caught "drinking heavily," and on the same night, Lindsay and her friends may have gone to a bar.

• During an interview yesterday, Kanye West was asked about the recently-uncovered photos of his junk. He referenced the lyric, "She find pictures in my email/ I sent this girl a picture of my, hey!" and explained, "I only rap reality!"

• "I want a guy who takes charge, but lets me have my say once in a while," Taylor Swift says. Only once in a while, though! Could this explain why she's been dating older men?

After Universal Pictures pulled the "gay" joke out of the trailer for Ron Howard's movie The Dilemma, Vince Vaughn has addressed the controversy. Unfortunately, he doesn't exactly seem contrite.

• When asked about playing mom to boyfriend Cy Waits' 7-year-old daughter, Paris Hilton said, "I have a new BFF." The four BFFs she found on reality shows are going to be so jealous!

• Doctors have discovered a cancerous tumor in Michael Douglas' throat. He'll undergo eight weeks of radiation and chemotherapy, and says, "I am very optimistic."