Julia Roberts Is a Real Dick To Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister

Julia Roberts' half-sister Nancy Motes, who weighed 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 2010, says that her relationship with Julia has been testy since Motes was in her teens and Roberts broke into stardom after Pretty Woman. Apparently Roberts would not let Motes forget that she was a Fat Woman. » 8/10/13 11:30am 8/10/13 11:30am

Half-Man Angus T. Jones Is Not Returning to Two and a Half Men

It's true, nothing gold can stay, and by "gold" I mean "Two and a Half Men, the worst CBS show you're not watching." While Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer have resigned their contracts for a third season (Kutcher at a $700,000-per-episode payout; Cryer at, I don't know, a gum wrapper and a damp Nickelback ticket stub?), … » 4/27/13 11:30am 4/27/13 11:30am

Saturday Night Social: Vince Vaugn and Miguel Are So Money

Choosing between Vince Vaugn Puffy Edition and Vince Vaughn Lean Edition is really just a matter of taste: I prefer dudes on the Vincent D'Onofrio end of the spectrum, myself. Dude hosts Saturday Night Live for the first time since '98, and the musical guest is Miguel. (Have you guys heard his album Use Me yet? I like » 4/13/13 6:30pm 4/13/13 6:30pm

Halle Berry Is Pregnant Again, This Time With America's Hottest Male…

After a tumultuous year of custody battles with her ex-husband Gabriel Aubry (the father of her 5-year-old daughter Nahla), Halle Berry, 46, has confirmed via her rep that she's pregnant again. She and fiancé Olivier Martinez—a.k.a. the outrageously hot French guy that Richard Gere graphically clocked over the head… » 4/06/13 11:30am 4/06/13 11:30am

Rumor: Katy Perry and Rihanna Are Crotch-Game Playing Lesbians

I woke up this morning to a very enlightening article in my inbox about how Katy Perry and Rihanna continued their "alleged gay affair" at the VMAs. They did? Guys, how could we have missed it? They were so obvious. For instance, they clapped for each other with the back of their hands on the other's thigh whenever… » 9/12/12 9:00am 9/12/12 9:00am