SO MANY BUTTS. All the butts. Read… 12/05/13 5:50pm Thursday 5:50pm

Finally, Awkwafina brings us unassailable proof that vaginas are the best at everything. Well, the best at farting and birthing (human) babies. Vaginas 1, Buttholes 0. Read… 12/04/13 9:30pm Wednesday 9:30pm

Great, I'm gonna be singing the chorus all day and my parents are visiting and we have thin walls and I have a loud voice. Oh well. Read… 11/20/13 1:40pm 11/20/13 1:40pm

I wanted to like the on-its-way-to-viral "Girls Are Assholes" web series. I really did. Not because I'm the sort of woman who hates other women, but because I love me some sharply observed self-deprecating humor almost as much as I love fresh comedic perspectives from underrepresented demographics, and this video series… Read… 11/19/13 5:45pm 11/19/13 5:45pm

I totally had Lindsay stick with Millie — I should've known that wouldn't end well. Read… 10/03/13 10:30pm 10/03/13 10:30pm

If you were able to escape the wrath of Miley's tongue — it's in the kitchen making you a sandwich right now if you need it! — then you're no longer safe. Read… 9/26/13 10:00am 9/26/13 10:00am

Forget it, Katy Perry. It's called delivering a performance, Beyoncé. Lady Gaga's got nothing on these fabulous felines. Today's pop starlet would be best advised to sit down, get out a composition notebook, and start taking some notes — but not too many, cats are known to be territorial about their moves and I don't … Read… 8/22/13 8:30pm 8/22/13 8:30pm

Not sure why they needed three cameras though — oh wait, yes. YouTube. Are "we're pregnant" announcements the new engagement spectacles? No. Nononono. (Inevitably yes.) Read… 8/13/13 12:00pm 8/13/13 12:00pm

Last night, Robin Thicke joined Jimmy Fallon as the late night host did another one of his "music room" bits, in which he and The Roots cover a song using instruments you might find in an elementary school classroom. As you'll hear, "Blurred Lines" sounds fantastic with keyboard beats, xyophone, spoons and a kazoo.… Read… 8/02/13 10:00am 8/02/13 10:00am

Whether or not you embrace or eschew the term "fangirl", this adorable video about ladies who obsess over certain shows might strike a geeky chord with some of us. Read… 7/16/13 3:15pm 7/16/13 3:15pm

Don't let the fact that Willow Smith is only 12 years old and creating dreamy summer pop songs get you down. Just remember, we old crones have our adult acne to keep us company while we eat our feelings and knit scarflets for our friend's cats. Success takes all forms! Read… 7/08/13 1:00pm 7/08/13 1:00pm

You know how Return to Oz is the scariest movie ever outside of Event Horizon and The Care Bears Movie? Well, they found a way to make it even fucking scarier. Read… 7/08/13 11:00am 7/08/13 11:00am

Get your Friday dance party started early with the great new video for "Everybody Knows (Douchebag)" by Dustin Tavella*, starring the incomparable Danny Trejo (aka Machete, aka Romeo in Sons of Anarchy, aka Razor Charlie in From Dusk Til Dawn, aka San Quentin prison's best boxer). Read… 6/28/13 10:00am 6/28/13 10:00am

This is the most adorable vine that's ever been vined. Who wants to be bff with Maisie Williams? (Entire world raises all their hands.) Discuss… 6/27/13 9:30pm 6/27/13 9:30pm

They made a pact to keep their hymen intact, their loophole is the poophole. Read… 6/27/13 10:00am 6/27/13 10:00am

It's the final countdown to the new Netflix-streamed episodes of Arrested Development (HOW EXCITED ARE YOU? HOW MANY INTERNET PEOPLE HAVE MADE THAT FINAL COUNTDOWN JOKE? HALP) and Mitch Hurwitz and co. have done a cracking job of making us all feel like we're in Memento. Read… 5/25/13 12:00pm 5/25/13 12:00pm

What magic is this?? All I know for sure is that this guy is certainly handling the seasons of his life. Read… 5/22/13 4:45pm 5/22/13 4:45pm

This is indie rock band Murder by Death covering the most rocking classic rock of our times, and I can't turn away. Read… 5/13/13 11:30pm 5/13/13 11:30pm

The rapper who dried up everyone's vagina and ripped a new tear in NYC hipsters' New Religion pants is back at it. Rapper Awkwafina just released a new song called "Mayor Bloomberg (Giant Margaritas)," an endearing song to the Mayor. Nah, it's just a giant middle finger to his proposed soda ban with a really hot beat.… Read… 5/02/13 3:20pm 5/02/13 3:20pm

Yes, it's part of Buscemi's ongoing Vampire Weekend podcast for American Express (she wrote, as if she had any idea what that actually means) and not a random man-on-the-street encouter, but still. Grimes! Grimes's outfit! Read… 4/27/13 12:00pm 4/27/13 12:00pm

This supercut, lovingly compiled by the folks at WORN Journal, is a loving tribute to the bright hues and the look-at-me pizzazz of early-90s fashions as exemplified by In Living Color, White Men Can't Jump, Do the Right Thing, and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Before the decade got all threadbare and dark-toned and… Read… 4/22/13 6:20pm 4/22/13 6:20pm

Steve Buscemi meets Vampire Weekend for the first time, and it's hilarious and adorable. Read… 4/17/13 5:10pm 4/17/13 5:10pm

"One does their work for the people, and the more people you can touch, the more wonderful it is. You don't make work and say, 'I only want the cool people to read it.' I mean, fuck you! You want everyone to read it [...] Maybe you want to or maybe you want to write scripts for detective shows... it doesn't really… Read… 4/13/13 12:00pm 4/13/13 12:00pm

Perhaps these are the things she'd sing about — having acne and wrinkles at the same time, and joining Weight Watchers. I guess we'll just have to wait ten years to find out if Tay Tay is monologuing about this sort of everyday stuff, or if she's belting about the number of koala bears who inhabit Taylandia (the… Discuss… 4/03/13 11:45pm 4/03/13 11:45pm

If you watch this and don't feel joy in your heart for the world and everything in it, your punishment is to watch it 500 more times until you complete your transformation into pure evil. Clockwork Orange-yourself into an nonergonomic chair and staple your eyes open and watch this woman shake a tail feather. Read… 3/11/13 1:20pm 3/11/13 1:20pm

Here's more of the tired trope of "men ignore women to watch sports and play video games!" Read… 3/06/13 10:00am 3/06/13 10:00am

According to the Daily Dot, the man's name is Zach Curd, a musician living in Livonia, MI, and it's next to impossible for him to wake up every day. So, he asked his wife Erin to slap him silly to get him outta bed. This is a supercut of the slapping, and you'll notice that Erin is extremely crafty with her… Read… 3/03/13 8:30pm 3/03/13 8:30pm

These bad lip readings are incredibly enjoyable, right? I don't know why, but I can't get enough. The Hunger Games one is just getting me more excited about Catching Fire. There's a 90 percent chance that Jennifer Lawrence is watching it at home right now — just eating cheetos and laughing at herself on YouTube; god … Discuss… 2/26/13 11:30pm 2/26/13 11:30pm