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People Reveal The First Email They Ever Sent and It's a Total Cringefest

My first email address was ernest1960@aol.com. It was my dad’s account and I spent a great deal of my time at 13 looking at gay pornography and then chatting with teenage girls to make up for it. The first email I sent was likely to a girl who went by JessyM13 and it was “this is my email address. Do you have an email… »8/30/15 3:45pmSunday 3:45pm

Courtney Barnett Beats Ennui With a Street Party in Her New Video

Courtney Barnett’s “Nobody Really Cares If You Don’t Go To The Party” is probably one of the most lyrically relatable songs of the year in that it includes the line “I wanna go out but I wanna stay home,” shedding light on the fundamental dilemma that is the FOMO-fearing homebody. »8/20/15 6:50pm8/20/15 6:50pm

Get Down With Sharkmuffin's Minimal Punk Anthem, 'Tampons Are For Sluts'

Badass New York punks Sharkmuffin know how to throw a karaoke party, as evidenced in this new video for their thrashing new single, “Tampons Are For Sluts,” airing for the first time here at Jezebel. Shot by Caroline Yoder, it’s got all the attributes of a must-attend slumber party—costumes, balloons, bubbles,… »8/07/15 11:10am8/07/15 11:10am

Watch Key & Peele Bring 'Black on Black Violence' to College A Capella

As many current Jezebel staffers can attest, those brave enough to enter the dark world of college a capella find themselves constantly mired in a brutal web of emotional warfare, bad Katy Perry covers, and often, overwhelming racial homogeny—the latter of which, according to this brilliant sketch from a recent… »7/24/15 4:15pm7/24/15 4:15pm

Here's the Sad Song Miley Cyrus Wrote About Pablow, Her Dead Blowfish

Miley Cyrus once had a pet blowfish named Pablow, whom she loved very very much. One day, not too long ago, Pablow the Blowfish died. His death made Miley very very sad, so she wrote a song in his memory. On Monday Cyrus shared a video of herself performing the song as part of her Happy Hippy Foundation’s Backyard… »5/18/15 5:00pm5/18/15 5:00pm

Everything You Need to Remember to Prepare for Game of Thrones Season 5

Game of Thrones is a sadistically complicated show, and if you haven't watched or thought about it in a year, you've probably forgotten everything that happened last season. Where's Arya? Where's Jaime? Where's Bran? (A tree.) Our video will answer your geographical, narrative, and existential questions about the… »4/08/15 1:00pm4/08/15 1:00pm

Watch Kendrick Lamar's Great 'King Kunta' Vid, With Love from Compton

The fact that Kendrick Lamar premiered the video for "King Kunta" on a Times Square billboard for a headphone company that Dr. Dre sold to Apple for $3 billion should not be lost: Compton officially came up, and Kendrick is here to floss the irrefutable Comptonness of it all. It's a "mama we made it" moment, his… »4/02/15 1:00pm4/02/15 1:00pm

Nile Rodgers' Chic Drops 1st Video in 20 Years, Starring Karlie Kloss

Nile Rodgers' legendary disco-soul band Chic has reunited, but "I'll Be There," the group's first single and video in 20 years, is like they never left. Pulling Kimberly Davis and Folami's super-slick vocals over that indelible, driving disco lifeforce that is Rodgers' guitar style, the group is clearly making good on… »3/20/15 12:50pm3/20/15 12:50pm

Charli XCX and Rita Ora Go Full Thelma & Louise in New Video

Charli XCX and Rita Ora's new "Doing It" video is a spaghetti western of a bank robbery, two high-contrast pop stars bum-rushing a gas station and rolling around the desert in their pink trucks. It's not quite as fatalist or committed as Thelma & Louise, insofar that they do not die in the end. But Charli seems super… »1/20/15 3:15pm1/20/15 3:15pm

FKA Twigs Explores Bondage, Fetish in New Video

There are very many reasons for which I love FKA twigs, but one of them is that her flirtation with power dynamic and BDSM imagery clearly freaks a lot of music writers out, which I find moderately entertaining. (Seriously, Google the way music sites covered her "Papi Pacify" video to find an embarrassment of… »1/14/15 5:20pm1/14/15 5:20pm

Kid About to Get a Baby Brother Can't Even Handle His Happiness 

This is Ethan and he's been begging for a sibling since he was two years old. And this year, he's being surprised with the news that yes, Santa is bringing him a baby brother and oh y god he is going to need a moment. He's going to need ten moments. You guys, the club can't even handle this kid right now. »12/24/14 4:25pm12/24/14 4:25pm

Marilyn Manson Denies Involvement With Lana Del Rey Rape Scene 

In November, video footage of Lana Del Rey playing out a graphic rape scene leaked to the internet. Directed by shock-jock director Eli Roth, the clip was assumed to be an outtake from a "sick" video for Marilyn Manson, starring Manson's alleged then-girlfriend Del Rey. In a new interview with the NME, though, Manson… »12/11/14 5:30pm12/11/14 5:30pm

Pornhub Wants You to Come for Christmas With This Ice-Glazed Single

Have you been a naughty girl? Have you been a nice girl? These are the questions that Pornhub, several porn actresses and a metric fuckton of autotune have for you. I don't know what exactly naughty girls are getting from Santa, but this teaser is suggesting it isn't coal. (Unless by coal you mean ginormous dicks,… »11/17/14 11:30pm11/17/14 11:30pm

'I'm Not Gay No More' REMIX Is The Best Use Of An Ex-Gay Speech Ever

Those who claim to have successfully turned themselves straight through the power of the Lord and Savior are unfortunately not that rare. Speeches sound repetitive and more about convincing the speakers than convincing others. But if we must listen to an ex-gay speech, at least we can do it with a funky techno beat. »11/13/14 10:48pm11/13/14 10:48pm