Pornhub Wants You to Come for Christmas With This Ice-Glazed Single

Have you been a naughty girl? Have you been a nice girl? These are the questions that Pornhub, several porn actresses and a metric fuckton of autotune have for you. I don't know what exactly naughty girls are getting from Santa, but this teaser is suggesting it isn't coal. (Unless by coal you mean ginormous dicks,… » 11/17/14 11:30pm Monday 11:30pm

'I'm Not Gay No More' REMIX Is The Best Use Of An Ex-Gay Speech Ever

Those who claim to have successfully turned themselves straight through the power of the Lord and Savior are unfortunately not that rare. Speeches sound repetitive and more about convincing the speakers than convincing others. But if we must listen to an ex-gay speech, at least we can do it with a funky techno beat. » 11/13/14 10:48pm 11/13/14 10:48pm

Father's Beautiful Song to His Dying Infant Son Will Make You Cry

Chris Picco has recently suffered two devastating losses. His wife, Ashley, died after an emergency C-section, and his son, Lennon was struggling to live from his first moments in the world. And although Picco was decimated by grief, he kept it together to perform this beautiful rendition of "Blackbird" for Lennon as… » 11/13/14 6:50pm 11/13/14 6:50pm

This Kid Just NAILS Your Favorite Dance Scene From Dirty Dancing

Are you having the time of your life right now? If not, you should just go on ahead and click play on the video above, because this tiny tot nailing every goddamn move of the final scene from that movie where Patrick Swayze had amazing moves/the best mullet is going to give you life. (Unless you are actually suffering… » 10/14/14 6:50pm 10/14/14 6:50pm

Watch These Second Graders React to Tasting the World's Finest Food

In an attempt to introduce small children to the joys of eating eel ("no, it's a snake") and "orange stuff," New York City restaurant Daniel invited a whole group of them to nosh on fish eggs and "little forests" of arugula that would normally cost $220. Their reactions, unsurprisingly, are priceless. » 10/11/14 4:35pm 10/11/14 4:35pm

This Price Is Right Contestant Figures a Hammock Costs $7,000

What do you suppose a hammock goes for these days? Not the sort of space-age technological marvel hand-sewn by European artisans you'd order from the Neiman Marcus holiday catalog. Just a regular, old hammock. I figure a grand, tops. Not this guy, though. This guy thinks you're looking at $7,000. » 10/08/14 5:30pm 10/08/14 5:30pm

Hilarious Marriage Equality PSA from Ireland Mocks 'Armagayddon'

The Irish group LGBT Noise has released this hilarious public service announcement. In the PSA, a straight couple fears that with the passage of marriage equality in Ireland, it is only a matter of time until the country collapses into chaos. Of course, there's a very obvious twist at the end for anyone who isn't a… » 8/21/14 11:33pm 8/21/14 11:33pm

Want Bigger Breasts? Massage Them With Fresh Summer Vegetables

Breasts: Everyone wants them, but not everyone's got them. Hi, I'm Billy Mays and I'm here to tell you about a revolutionary new way of increasing your bust size without having to chant some stupid rhymes about boys and sweaters. What if I told you that you could make your breasts bigger just by rubbing them with… » 8/13/14 8:15pm 8/13/14 8:15pm