This Kid Just NAILS Your Favorite Dance Scene From Dirty Dancing

Are you having the time of your life right now? If not, you should just go on ahead and click play on the video above, because this tiny tot nailing every goddamn move of the final scene from that movie where Patrick Swayze had amazing moves/the best mullet is going to give you life. (Unless you are actually suffering… » 10/14/14 6:50pm 10/14/14 6:50pm

Watch These Second Graders React to Tasting the World's Finest Food

In an attempt to introduce small children to the joys of eating eel ("no, it's a snake") and "orange stuff," New York City restaurant Daniel invited a whole group of them to nosh on fish eggs and "little forests" of arugula that would normally cost $220. Their reactions, unsurprisingly, are priceless. » 10/11/14 4:35pm 10/11/14 4:35pm

This Price Is Right Contestant Figures a Hammock Costs $7,000

What do you suppose a hammock goes for these days? Not the sort of space-age technological marvel hand-sewn by European artisans you'd order from the Neiman Marcus holiday catalog. Just a regular, old hammock. I figure a grand, tops. Not this guy, though. This guy thinks you're looking at $7,000. » 10/08/14 5:30pm 10/08/14 5:30pm

Hilarious Marriage Equality PSA from Ireland Mocks 'Armagayddon'

The Irish group LGBT Noise has released this hilarious public service announcement. In the PSA, a straight couple fears that with the passage of marriage equality in Ireland, it is only a matter of time until the country collapses into chaos. Of course, there's a very obvious twist at the end for anyone who isn't a… » 8/21/14 11:33pm 8/21/14 11:33pm

Want Bigger Breasts? Massage Them With Fresh Summer Vegetables

Breasts: Everyone wants them, but not everyone's got them. Hi, I'm Billy Mays and I'm here to tell you about a revolutionary new way of increasing your bust size without having to chant some stupid rhymes about boys and sweaters. What if I told you that you could make your breasts bigger just by rubbing them with… » 8/13/14 8:15pm 8/13/14 8:15pm

This Guy's Coming Out Slam Poetry is Relatable, Hilarious, and Sweet

Steven Boyle's slam poetry entitled "I Hit Send, or Modern Meltdown" is an often hilarious, sometimes bittersweet, and eminently relatable piece of spoken word on the trials and tribulations of growing up queer and coming out as an adult. The performance was given at Penn State University. » 8/07/14 12:42am 8/07/14 12:42am

Dude Jerks It On Chatroulette, Shocks With What He's Actually Doing

If you've ever been on Chatroulette, you know that there's a one in two chance that the next person you'll be connected to will likely be naked and masturbating. It happened to Eugene Mirman, It's happened to Ben Folds and it happened to all the people you're about to see, with a totally safe-for-work twist. Don't… » 8/06/14 11:36pm 8/06/14 11:36pm

Watch One Brave Woman React to a Never-Ending Barrage of Dick Pics

Janet is likely the last person on earth who has not yet even been assaulted by a dick pic. So, in an effort to bring her into the 21st century, her friends got together and created a slide show of penis pictures (small, throbbing, veiny roadmaps: They're all here!) to give Janet a glimpse of what it's like to receive… » 8/04/14 6:20pm 8/04/14 6:20pm