​Victoria's Secret Loses a Major Branding Battle Over 'Pink'

Those of you in the UK who own any panties, hoodies, or other comfortwear emblazoned with that unmistakable collegiate-fonted "PINK" from Victoria's Secret may want to cherish the fleeting moments you have with those garments. Last week, a British judge ruled that the Victoria's Secret Pink line is infringing on the… » 8/06/14 2:10pm 8/06/14 2:10pm

Nobody Wants to Buy Victoria's Secret's Dumb 'Sexy' Sports Bras

Last year, Victoria's Secret announced a new frontier in tit innovation: sports bras that don't squish boobs down like other, shitty sports bras that actually serve the function they're designed to serve. The boobologists at VS were going to push sexy sports bras, for the woman who can't even for a second bear the… » 5/05/14 4:40pm 5/05/14 4:40pm

Victoria's Secret Assumes Men Just Want to Buy a Bra and GTFO

As couples across the nation frantically wrack their brains for something, anything, to give their significant others, there's likely to be a fair number of men sidling uncomfortably into Victoria's Secret stores in the coming days. Interesting to know: Vicki's sales strategy for them reportedly revolves around the… » 12/05/13 3:10pm 12/05/13 3:10pm

How to Have Sex While Dressed for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Enormous feathered wings, spiky headdresses, skintight black and white checkered adult jumpsuits, elaborate leather underwear — you'd think that with the way Victoria's Secret throws around the word "sexy," its marquee public event wouldn't present people wearing outfits that make it nearly impossible for the wearer… » 11/15/13 11:40am 11/15/13 11:40am

Emoji Lingerie and Snow Angels at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Yesterday, the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show took place at the Lexington Ave. armory in New York City. As usual, it was a fun/feather-filled event with several themes, including but not limited to: birds, sexy occupations, the season of winter, Taylor Swift, and emojis. There was a $10 million bra. Its… » 11/14/13 4:30pm 11/14/13 4:30pm

Could Carmen Carrera Be Victoria's Secret's First Trans Angel?

Last week a petition was posted on Change.org, urging Victoria's Secret to hire Carmen Carrera as a model. Carmen Carrera is a transgender burlesque performer extraordinaire, well known for her pre-transition stint on RuPaul's Drag Race where she set the gold standard for the art of the "tuck and fold." Just this… » 11/12/13 1:00pm 11/12/13 1:00pm

People Don Their Skivvies to Push for Body Diversity at Victoria's…

Last weekend, a group of San Francisco body positive activists wore their Sunday best undergarments, and stood proud and tall (and short) (and skinny) (and fat) in front of a Victoria’s Secret store. Their message? Love your body, even in the face of the photoshopped-to-hell-and-back photos we see in the media. » 6/17/13 10:00am 6/17/13 10:00am

Jessica Alba's Weight Loss Secret: Wearing Corsets 24/7 for 3 Months

Baby weight: A thing that happens, sometimes. Ways to fix/change it: Tuna melts*, not caring, doing Zumba or some shit, more tuna melts, or encasing yourself in a chamber of horrors like Jessica Alba. In an interview with Net-a-Porter's magazine, Alba divulges her post-pregnancy weight-loss secret after giving birth… » 4/26/13 9:00am 4/26/13 9:00am

Average Retirement Age of a Victoria's Secret Angel? 28

With the news that Victoria's Secret is dropping "Angel" Miranda Kerr just before her 30th birthday, comes the question — do all old people go to hell? JK, it's whether youth is the only acceptable mainstream sexy — and once you've entered your early 30s, should you just buy granny panties and wear them as underwear,… » 4/11/13 9:30pm 4/11/13 9:30pm

The Right-Wing Disinformation Campaign Against Victoria's Secret

Maybe you have heard recently that Victoria's Secret is under fire for starting a line of sexy lingerie for pre-teens. Maybe you were one of the nearly 40,000 people to sign a petition against this "line," or maybe you just read about that petition in the Telegraph, the New York Daily News, or the New York Times.… » 3/29/13 11:30am 3/29/13 11:30am