All the Places the New Victoria's Secret Swimwear Will Chafe You

Victoria's Secret, a company that produces clothing for women, has released a video ad trailer thingmabob that the men at Esquire magazine are pretty excited about. We're also pretty excited, because it looks like summer 2015 is going to be chock full of bathing suits that rub you in all the wrong places. » 1/05/15 6:40pm 1/05/15 6:40pm

Helpful Victoria's Secret Reminder: Even Models Hate Themselves

Chastened by public backlash over its grating The Perfect Body ad campaign, Victoria's Secret is getting in on the body positivity game (going after, one assumes, that sweet, sweet self-esteem revenue) by putting together a short video of a model talking about how her bone structure prevents her from having a body as… » 11/14/14 1:50pm 11/14/14 1:50pm

Kendall and Cara Choose Chanel Over Victoria's Secret

Both Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne, two beautiful young women with very symmetrical faces and bold eyebrows, were asked to participate in this year's Victoria's Secret fashion show and both were like, "HARD PASS. We're modeling for Chanel instead." Sorry, Victoria. Your secret does not intrigue the popular kids… » 11/13/14 1:50pm 11/13/14 1:50pm

Victoria's Secret Acknowledges Outrage, Alters Its 'Perfect Body' Ad

Victoria's Secret should've known (and probably did) that it was getting into ugly territory when it launched a campaign called "The Perfect Body." The ensuing negative press—which came in all shapes and sizes, heh—has compelled the overpriced lingerie company to alter its slogan to read: "A Body for Every Body." » 11/06/14 12:10pm 11/06/14 12:10pm

​Victoria's Secret Loses a Major Branding Battle Over 'Pink'

Those of you in the UK who own any panties, hoodies, or other comfortwear emblazoned with that unmistakable collegiate-fonted "PINK" from Victoria's Secret may want to cherish the fleeting moments you have with those garments. Last week, a British judge ruled that the Victoria's Secret Pink line is infringing on the… » 8/06/14 2:10pm 8/06/14 2:10pm

Nobody Wants to Buy Victoria's Secret's Dumb 'Sexy' Sports Bras

Last year, Victoria's Secret announced a new frontier in tit innovation: sports bras that don't squish boobs down like other, shitty sports bras that actually serve the function they're designed to serve. The boobologists at VS were going to push sexy sports bras, for the woman who can't even for a second bear the… » 5/05/14 4:40pm 5/05/14 4:40pm