Victoria's Big Fuckin' Secret: Your Returned Underwear Gets Shredded

I purchased pairs on pairs on pairs of Victoria's Secret panties when I was young and knew nothing about my body or comfort. All of them pierced deep into the flesh of my hips and lower belly, and sagged in the ass. Deeply painful memories. What I didn't know then (besides what decent underwear could look and feel… » 3/27/15 9:30am Friday 9:30am

Models Are Reportedly Leaving Victoria's Secret Over Shitty Pay

Karlie Kloss and Doutzen Kroes are out as Victoria's Secret Angels, and sources say it's because there are too many Angels out there and not enough money to feed them. » 2/25/15 2:50pm 2/25/15 2:50pm

Karlie Kloss Ditches the Runway for Books and Frat Parties at NYU

Karlie Kloss is giving up her Victoria's Secret contract to be a student at NYU. Can you hear the sound of new models sprinting to their agents? » 2/23/15 1:50pm 2/23/15 1:50pm

All the Places the New Victoria's Secret Swimwear Will Chafe You

Victoria's Secret, a company that produces clothing for women, has released a video ad trailer thingmabob that the men at Esquire magazine are pretty excited about. We're also pretty excited, because it looks like summer 2015 is going to be chock full of bathing suits that rub you in all the wrong places. » 1/05/15 6:40pm 1/05/15 6:40pm

Grab Your Pitchforks: Victoria's Secret Is Selling Used Underpants

The very important sounding, definitely-not-bored Rossen Reports team at Today has discovered that several retailers are re-selling your GROSS UNMENTIONABLES. Noted Underwear Expert Tiffany Yanneta sounds off: » 12/19/14 7:10pm 12/19/14 7:10pm

The Victoria's Secret Angels: What Candy Are They On?

The annual Victoria's Secret runway show aired Tuesday night, and it was the typical procession of lingerie'd models, impossibly tall and lean, marching like pegasus-gazelles, emboldened by gold-encrusted wings. Fly, fly away, beautiful models. Be free. » 12/10/14 1:50pm 12/10/14 1:50pm

VS Omitted Ariana Grande Getting Hit in the Face From Fashion Show

Well, that's why they tape it a week early: Victoria's Secret didn't include the seminal moment when Ariana Grande got hit in the head by the wing of a Angel in this year's broadcast of their Fashion Show. » 12/09/14 11:00pm 12/09/14 11:00pm

Parents' Group Asks CBS to Protect Poor Rudolph From Tits and Gore

The Parents Television Council has issued a strong warning to CBS about the programming surrounding its 50th anniversary broadcast of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Their request is simple: Can you not promote tits and gore during the show? » 12/09/14 2:30pm 12/09/14 2:30pm

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Swarmed by Horny Celebs Hoping to Score

The Victoria's Secret fashion show airs tonight, but what you won't see are the scores of thirsty male celebrities panting outside for a seat. » 12/09/14 10:30am 12/09/14 10:30am

Learn How Being a Good Victoria's Secret Angel Is 'All About Moms'

To promo their interview with Victoria's Secret AngelCandice Swanepoel on Monday morning, Fox & Friends sent out a spicy tweet alleging that what it really takes to become a VS Angel is moms. » 12/08/14 9:50am 12/08/14 9:50am

Victoria's Secret Model Thinks She'd Make a Great Singer/Actress

Mischievous forest imp/ famous wearer of clothes Cara Delevingne has announced that, at only 22, she will soon be stepping away from modeling to focus instead on her singing and acting, a career move that has never backfired on anybody. » 11/17/14 11:00pm 11/17/14 11:00pm

Helpful Victoria's Secret Reminder: Even Models Hate Themselves

Chastened by public backlash over its grating The Perfect Body ad campaign, Victoria's Secret is getting in on the body positivity game (going after, one assumes, that sweet, sweet self-esteem revenue) by putting together a short video of a model talking about how her bone structure prevents her from having a body as… » 11/14/14 1:50pm 11/14/14 1:50pm

Kendall and Cara Choose Chanel Over Victoria's Secret

Both Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne, two beautiful young women with very symmetrical faces and bold eyebrows, were asked to participate in this year's Victoria's Secret fashion show and both were like, "HARD PASS. We're modeling for Chanel instead." Sorry, Victoria. Your secret does not intrigue the popular kids… » 11/13/14 1:50pm 11/13/14 1:50pm

Victoria's Secret Acknowledges Outrage, Alters Its 'Perfect Body' Ad

Victoria's Secret should've known (and probably did) that it was getting into ugly territory when it launched a campaign called "The Perfect Body." The ensuing negative press—which came in all shapes and sizes, heh—has compelled the overpriced lingerie company to alter its slogan to read: "A Body for Every Body." » 11/06/14 12:10pm 11/06/14 12:10pm

Victoria's Secret Really Wants You to Exercise in Their Clothes

Perhaps in an attempt to jumpstart the slow sales of their sexXxxxxY sports bras, Victoria's Secret is releasing a catalogue of their sports-only clothing options, just like they do for their swimsuits. » 8/22/14 11:00am 8/22/14 11:00am

You Too Can Attend the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show! For $16,600.

You can see the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in person but you might have to sell your first born, just so you can see some panties. » 8/19/14 6:00pm 8/19/14 6:00pm

​Victoria's Secret Loses a Major Branding Battle Over 'Pink'

Those of you in the UK who own any panties, hoodies, or other comfortwear emblazoned with that unmistakable collegiate-fonted "PINK" from Victoria's Secret may want to cherish the fleeting moments you have with those garments. Last week, a British judge ruled that the Victoria's Secret Pink line is infringing on the… » 8/06/14 2:10pm 8/06/14 2:10pm

NO-FUN BAGS: Are Your Breasts Disrupting Your Workouts?

Science is finally here to validate the feelings of anyone who's ever deeply regretted running for the bus in an impractical bra: There are women out there whose breasts are hampering their physical activity. » 6/23/14 6:00pm 6/23/14 6:00pm

Nobody Wants to Buy Victoria's Secret's Dumb 'Sexy' Sports Bras

Last year, Victoria's Secret announced a new frontier in tit innovation: sports bras that don't squish boobs down like other, shitty sports bras that actually serve the function they're designed to serve. The boobologists at VS were going to push sexy sports bras, for the woman who can't even for a second bear the… » 5/05/14 4:40pm 5/05/14 4:40pm