The Spice Girls Are Planning Tryouts to Replace Posh and Sporty for a Flavorless Reunion
Everyone’s highly sensitive nostalgia nerve fired up when rumors of a Spice Girls reunion tour started circulating.
Listen to Victoria Beckham's Scrapped 2003 Hip-Hop Album With Damon Dash
Things didn’t have to be this way. Since leaving Spice Girls, Victoria Beckham has rebranded herself so effectively that it’s bewildering to imagine that she was ever known as Posh Spice, or doing anything but being a fashion mogul and muse, walking around with severe haircuts and strappy stilettos and compression…
Victoria Beckham Is Just Like Us
In today’s Tweet Beat, Victoria Beckham is relatable, Britney Spears win Throwback Thursday and I wonder if Jenna Fischer only eats one piece of bacon at a time.
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Were Photographed Making Out Like Two Horny Sasquatches
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom, the mythical couple dreamed up by Giuliana Rancic while she was battling the flu, were photographed making out on a “grassy knoll” in Santa Barbara over the weekend, but you wouldn’t know it by looking at photos of the sighting published by E!
Victoria Beckham Is an Embarrassing Mum
In today’s Tweet Beat, Victoria Beckham is Embarrassing Mum Spice, Tyson Beckford has a terrible breakfast and Margaret Cho is tired of the bullshit.
Oh Ok, Miley Cyrus and Stacey Dash Are Friends Now
In today’s Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus and Stacey Dash make a strangely fitting pair, Victoria Beckham is a cool mom and it’s Nae Nae, Alexa.
Everyone Is Very Concerned About Harper Beckham's Pacifier Use
Today in dumb as hell: the Daily Mail runs an extensive article on Harper Beckham’s pacifier use, and David Beckham tells them to STFU.
Leslie Jones and Jamie Lannister Are BFFs
In today’s Tweet Beat, Leslie Jones kicks back with the Kingslayer, David Beckham is still really hot, and Ariana Grande goes on a road trip.
Victoria Beckham Gets Trapped In Her Giant NYFW Sweater
In today's Tweet Beat, Victoria Beckham deals with the polar vortex, Jackeé Harry is loving the Khloé-Amber drama and Diane von Furstenberg hangs out with a fan.
Victoria Beckham Is Comedy Gold
Is Victoria Beckham the perfect woman? If being the perfect woman means not smiling when you don't fucking feel like it, touting your love of velcro rollers and unironically describing yourself as "comedy gold," then yes, we have a winner.
There Is Only One Missy Elliot, Says Missy Elliot
In today's Tweet Beat Missy Elliot sets things straight, Ellen Page philosophizes and Victoria Beckham is too cool.
David Beckham Progeny Models for The New York Times Style Magazine
Brooklyn Beckham, rich teen and son of two beautiful people (Posh Spice and David Beckham), has a modeling spread in the recent issue of The New York Times Style Magazine.
Chris Brown Thinks Ebola Might Be a Form of Population Control
In today's Tweet Beat, Chris Brown offers his professional Michael Jackson knockoff opinion on Ebola, Victoria Beckham really knows how to strike a pose and I can't tell if Julie Chen is trying to be funny or not.
Victoria Beckham Has a New Career in Retail
Victoria Beckham's first retail location will be opening in London in a few days and if you're in the area, you should pop by and have Victoria bring you the same skirt in a size up, please. Beckham told Grazia Daily that she will indeed be working in the store, likely spending her days refolding sweaters and…
Victoria Beckham Is a Work of Art
In today's Tweet Beat Victoria Beckham looks right at home at a Jeff Koons exhibit, Tori Spelling Tori Spells and B.J. Novak already has the best royal baby name.
Crocodile/Diamond Birkin Bag Expected to Fetch Over $200K at Auction
There is a Birkin bag made of crocodile and diamonds headed for auction right now and you can buy it, for the low, low price of $200,000 or an ivy league education in America. Who doesn’t have that kind of cash lying around, you know?
Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello Are a Disgustingly Hot New Couple
Aggressively attractive super-people Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello have begun dating each other, thus exploding all the world's genitals and effectively ending the human race. I'm okay with it. LOOK AT HOW HOT THEY ARE. It's like all of their body parts are a stereotype of what that body part is supposed to look…
Did Ben Savage Get a Nose Job to Make His Nose Long and Pointy!?
As we gird our collective loins for the television event of the century—the premiere of Girl Meets World, OBVIOUSLEH—it's important to tackle the tough questions. Questions like, "Will there be Shawn?" and "Will there be Eric?" and "Will there be Feeny?" and "Wait, DID BEN SAVAGE GET A MOTHERFUCKING NOSE JOB!?!?!" The…
